Welcome back nerd squad, my name is Roya Destroyaa and this is Top 10 Nerd.
By definition, superheroes are supposed to besuper.
But every now and then we come across a few special cases that make us wonder if the ÒsuperÓ
should be there at all.
However, for some of these powers, you gotta thing outside the box, because they may be
powerful, but in other ways.
So letÕs take a look at the top 10 STUPID SUPERHERO POWERS THAT ARE ACTUALLY POWERFUL,
AND THIS IS PART 2.
In the number 10 spot WE HAVE JUBILEE.
Those disappointed that she wasnÕt in part 1, it was totally just because we were saving
her for the part 2.
Jubilation Lee is an Xmen member who realized she had the ability to generate pyrokinetic
blasts when she was running away from mall security one day.
Yes, she can make fireworks!
But before you brush this off as a lame but pretty ability, imagine all the hours of entertainment
you could provide your friends.
Oh, and also, thereÕs a reason fireworks tell you to stand way back when you set them
off.
That stuffÕs gotta sting.
Coming in at number 9 is TOMMY MORLOCK.
Another character in affiliation with the X-men, Morlock also had a bit of an unconventional
ability, at least in terms of offense.
She had the ability to flatten herself out and become 2 dimensional, no thicker than
a sheet of paper.
While this isnÕt going to win any battlesÑI mean itÕs no wonder the morlocks didnÕt
all survive the mutant massacreÑit would certainly be very useful defensively, you
would be able to escape into just about any small space.
And you would also be able to retrieve everything youÕve ever dropped behind the couch!
Next, at number 8, we got FROGMAN.
Oh yes, another jumping hero.
But Frogman, who was introduced in Marvel teamup #21, is not your average jumping superhero.
Okay, maybe he kind of is, but Eugene PatilioÕs suit isnÕt just kind super creepy to look
at, it has another use.
The suit contains internal padding, which grants him the ability to bounce off surfaces.
So you can throw him around, throw him off a cliff, try and get rid of him all you want.
HeÕs just gonna bounce right back.
Make fun all you want, he proved invaluable to a team of Jessica Jones, Ms Marvel, and
Hawkeye in the spider island storyline.
In the number 7 spot, is COLOR KID.
Ulu Vakk is a Legion of superheroes reject, who instead joined the legion of substitute
heroes.
Now, you may pass over the ability to turn any object a different color.
But Color Kid has proved his offensive utility time and time again, such as when he changed
the color of a kryptonite cloud to blue to attack Bizarro.
Plus, he could make a killing doing clothing alterations and hair dye jobs.
Just a spit second and your visual wantss are met.
And as we all know, money is power.
Coming in at number 6 we have GOLDBALLS.
Yes, you heard me right, gold balls.
He just woke up one day and decided that would be a great superhero name that no one would
make fun of.
Anyways, Fabio Medina is yet another Xmen member who seems to have drawn the short end
of the stick.
His signature ability is shooting golden bouncy balls at his enemies.
Well, this ability has come in handy before, such as when he is taking on the Sentinels.
We all know how annoying and how much it hurts to be hit in the face with a ball.
Also, thereÕs no such thing as boredom when you can conjure up your own balls to play
with.
Jesus lord this guy is just full of opportunities.
Next up, at number 5 we got SKATEMAN.
Every once in a while I like to take a little foray into the lands outside of DC and Marvel.
Because there are some so called gems.
For example, exhibit A: skateman, the star of his own little series.
Billy MoonÕs only superpower per say is that heÕs a really good roller skater.
DoesnÕt exactly make the villains quake in their boots, but combined with his martial
arts abilities, he is actually quite the skilled and fast fighter and can take out many baddies
at once.
As long as they donÕt actually have any superpowers themselves.
Up next at number 4 is RED BEE.
The original red bee, Richard Raleigh who debuted in Hit Comics #1, gets a lot of flack
for being the bearer of a stupid power.
He controls trained bees, and he even has a favorite named Michael that he keeps in
his belt buckle for special occasions.
Yes, theyÕre just bugs, but seriously, this could do some harm.
Especially to someone who is allergic to bees.
Have you ever met someone who will willingly walk through a swarm, even with protection?
I think not!
In the number 3 spot we have ZEITGESIT.
Debuting in x-Force #116, Zeitgeist has a distinct ability that none of us would admit
to wanting, but all of us can probably agree it would be pretty powerful.
In more than one way.
Axel Cluney discovered his talent during a date.
He was making out with a girl o nthe beach, when suddenly he threw up on her.
And not regular vomit, but highly acidic vomit that could burn through steel.
A powerful ability offensively, but also useful if you want to deter people from speaking
to you.
Sometimes you just want to be left alone, and nothing says leave me alone better than
vomiting acid!
Coming in at number 2 is GIN GENIE.
I think I have found my new fave with this one.
The stupidest of powers at first thought, Rebecca Parker, who debuted alongside Zeitgeist,
has the ability to generate seismic waves and blasts in proportion to the amount of
alcohol she drinks.
So the drunker she gets, the more powerful her abilities are.
If this seems totally dumb to you, let me remind you that her teammates consist of an
acid-spewing weirdo and a green blob called doop.
This girl is gonna be sloshed 80% of her short life.
And finally, in the number 1 spot we got SQUIRREL GIRL.
Here she is, finally, for those of you bugging me!
Love you all.
So Squirrel Girl comes off as this totally strange and useless superhero.
Her main power is her squirrel physique and ability to communicate with the bushy-tailed
rodents.
Waste.
However, Squirrel Girl proved her prowess time and time again, one famous instance being
defeating Dr. Doom, who is a more than competent villain.
With a horde of squirrels.
Sidenote.
I do not like squirrels.
I think their tails are creepy and they always think theyÕre better than us cuz they can
climb trees.
News to you squirrels, I am so over it.
IÕm not over it.
So those were the top 10 stupid powers that are actually powerful part 2.
Sometime sitÕs nice to have lists we can throw stuff in for fun, donÕt you think?
Let me know in the comment section down below what power you wish you could have, letÕs
get creative here.
My name is Roya Destroyaa, thanks for watching, and donÕt forget to subscribe so you never
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