So what you're saying is this is the bed of my nightmares.
Subtitles by gianccm
We've always wanted to do WTF on this because we've seen them before in Korea but we've never actually been in someone house to say like:
"Hey let me report your crappy bed!"
And usually we want to buy our WTF and bring them into the studio but there's no way that I'm going to be spending a few thousand dollars on one of these things right here.
Let's begin with the fact that these beds start at a minimum of thousand and work their way up to 11 thousand dollars.
[M] 11 thousand dollars! [S] We've seen some really expensive ones!
Here's the test for your bed. If you are sitting on your bed, I want you to make your knuckles like this, and I want you to knock on your bed.
Does your bed make this sound?
(knocks on bed)
Does that sound like a door? Because it as hard as door! This bed is a bed with no mattress! You're not supposed to put a mattress on it--
Wait, wait Simon. What's this?
Oh, no! Well you have a little bit of padding here. The padding surrounds a perimeter. It's this big--that's like two inches. And that's it. This is a Korean style bed. What the hell is this?
It's okay duck cheese. This is your nightmare bed, I know. It's not like every Korean person is gonna have this kind of bed.
[S] No. [M] We've seen Korean people that sleep on the floor.
[S] Yes, yes. [M] We've seen Korean people would sleep on like a mattress-style box-form bed.
We've seen Korean people with this bed as well.
But I've only seen these kind of beds in Korea.
Okay, there are a couple interesting points about this bed. One of them is that you can ante up your material that you're sleeping on.
[M] But we've seen marble slabs, or like jade, yeah. [S] You can get it with like jade as well so you can really ante up the hardness of the surface,
but no matter what, it's already hard. It's not like you're getting any more support from it.
[M] I have a question. [S] Question is?
Why sleep on this when you can sleep on the ground?
[M] For free! [S] Do you like sleeping on the ground? Well how about you sleep on higher ground?
There is an excellent point to this bed that we haven't mentioned.
Okay, because here's the thing. Leigh and SooZee actually really like this bed. Leigh says this is the bed of her dreams. She loves this thing.
But I think the reason why they like this bed is because this bed is heated. And that's the pretty cool part about this.
Yes, It's got these remotes built into right here, and you can change the temperature of your side of the bed.
That's pretty cool.
So this one's 37; this one is set to 39. So you can change the temperature of your side of your warm hell if you want. Like, my ass bone hurts right now! How would anybody sleep on this?
This is it--aw f*ck already! (laughs) It's a nice looking bed.
[S] I'll admit. [M] It is really nice looking.
Are you ready to fall asleep? Isn't this the lap of luxury right here?
I'm so ready.
Oh my God, how do people have sex on this thing?
Oh my gosh.
Wouldn't that, like won't your knees hurt? You need padding! You need something soft!
Wow, this could not be a sex bed.
[S] This can't be a sex bed. [M] Okay--
[M] Old people! [S] Do old people have sex on this?
Korean old people, I know you watch our videos. Do you had sex on beds like this?
SooZee was yelling on the hallway that this bed is for old people which explains why Leigh likes it because Leigh has told us that she's like a 7-year old man trapped in a body of a woman.
[M] Which makes-- [S] About what, 36-year old woman? How old are you Leigh? Sorry, (beep) 1
This bed is actually very warm and delightful and I'm not sure what kind of people wouldn't wanna sleep here.
When I heard Simon and Martina were badmouthing this bed I knew that I would be one of the millions of people who would give a light, to sing the praises and health benefits of a bed like this.
[L] You shouldn't know it's me, right? [M] Yep, it's totally anonymous. [L] Okay.
When I first moved to Korea and I tried the auto-heating, like floor beds, I absolutely hated them. It made me so upset.
But in my second year, there's like a napping room in the teachers lounge; I would fall asleep so hard on--it's like a thin mat and like the heat is like a cocoon, the air is freezing, and you're just like (bird sounds)
[M] And it was so nice. [S] So I understand that this would be great in the winter time if you want to keep warm, but why don't you just have a warming pad underneath your mattress and sleep on something comfortable?
Korean kids, if your parents grew up with something like this, I don't think they ever had to tell you not to jump on the bed.
Oh my God.
Because nobody would wanna jump on a bed like this.
No more children breaking ankles on our marble bed.
Jesus, you can break dance on this thing.
Guys, this is literally my nightmare. I've--I could never, like my elbows are--
[M] How is this your nightmare? [S] You need to listen; listen.
[M] Okay, don't do that. [S] That's my elbows rubbing on the bed.
[S] How is that a good thing for anybody? [M] This is--this is my nightmare because it's so painful in my joints that even having this conversation is like dislocating the shoulder.
I will say it's really beautiful in a house, and if you're really into sleeping on the floor and you wanted, like ante up--go for the floor with the floor bed. I wanna know what kind of beds you have in your country.
[S] Oh my God. Aw. [M] Do you have beds like this? Do you sleep on the floor? Do you sleep on a floormat? Do you sleep on a boxspring?
Please let us know, because I'm so curious to find out if everybody in Sweden sleeps on marble beds.
[M] Or like everyone in Australia is like "Marble beds is so normal." [S] I might just like soft because I like memory foam
[S] I like soft, cush-y beds that envelop me in soft warmness [M] I like memory foam soft beds.
Not hard hell. Somebody, explain this to me please.
My back hurts right now. I'm starting to have back spasms just by looking at this thing.
Me too.
Good.