Hey hey hey!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Is everyone spending time with their baes on Valentine's Day?
Valentine's Day is also a very hard and difficult day
for people that don't have a significant other,
and they're lonely and sad, because nobody loves them.
It's okay, we love you,
and together we will watch wedding musical fails
- to feel better about ourselves. - Yeah, let's all feel better about ourselves now!
Wow, I just feel really bad.
There were moments where it like...
...it just sounded actually like fart noises.
- Yeah, it's like...and then... - I'm sorry.
Like, just trying to like, get the sound out.
- If I was a trumpeter, I would have just like stopped. - (Brett) Stop.
I love how everyone just continued, they're like,
"Just ignore that elephant in the room."
It's so bad too, 'cause trumpet's so notoriously loud.
And look at the room they're in,
- (Brett) it would have been so loud! - (Eddy) Yeah!
The sound would have been bouncing like, pow-pow-pow!
Dude, he played the wrong notes, he forgot the repeat,
in the middle he just started making up some random music
that has nothing to do with it, right?
All the cracks...
Just completely missed the note.
And this...what is this?
Dude, it's ornamentation, man, it's like...
- That was when Oliver was making up stuff, in the Tchaikovsky. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!
That was the same thing, he's just like,
he went jazz mode, bro.
See, we did one with uh, when we were like 15.
- It was not a wedding, it was a wedding reception party, - Yes.
so thankfully people just chilling and eating,
it wasn't like everyone quiet.
I think we've told this story, but for those who don't know,
it's that me, Brett and our friend Oliver on the cello.
He just forgot to bring his...that particular music for some reason,
- it wasn't there. - Yeah.
And he said, "No, don't worry, like..."
- "I got it! I got it!" - "I got it, I got it by memory!"
And we're like...
And the next bar...
The cello is meant to be like...
He goes...
And it's like off-key, so it just sounded really dissonant.
- And we're just like, hiding our faces behind the stand. - I remember I was...
I remember I was crying, like he committed to it, he's like...
...like it was part of the music, and I was like,
"How can you take this seriously?"
- "It sounds so off!" - Oh, it was so funny, I'll never forget,
it's like a peak memory.
I also remember our first ever wedding gig,
- we didn't know...when to come in and when to stop. - When to stop.
'Cause we knew how to play the pieces,
but we actually don't know the wedding procession,
and kind of just like awkwardly kept playing,
and then lingering on, and then we kind of tapered out,
- but they were still silent, so we started playing again. - Yeah...!
- It's like, "Who do we look?" And no one tells you, like... - Yeah.
No one, there's no cue.
Oh no...!
Dude!!!
She's like, "What the...fudge is going on?"
I have no words.
- This is worse than the trumpet one, yeah. - I want to cry, watching this.
- I feel so bad for her! - It's like at least the trumpet kept it in context!
But this DJ just went off!
- That's not a wedding! - She's like, "Whose idea was this?"
- If she wanted this, it would have been fine, but like it's... - Yeah.
Clearly she does not want it.
(Eddy) You can see how upset the both of them are, look at the guy!
- She clearly wants like a... - Actual wedding.
She's like, "Nah, I'm not doing this."
- To be honest, I would stop, - I would stop.
I'm like, "Nah, we're redoing this."
Yeah, I'm like, "Nah, play the actual music!"
- I can't even watch it again, it's pretty painful. - Yeah...!
♪ I'm in Miami b****! ♪
That language does not fit the context of a wedding!
The way they tried to smile up until that moment,
and they're like, 'Nah."
No way.
Dude, okay, it'll be like,
imagine you're doing a string quartet performance
in front of 2,000 people, and the cellist starts rapping.
"Yo, what's up?!"
"Yo, yo, what's up!"
And you're just trying to play Beethoven.
Ohh!!!
And he's rapping to Canon in D.
"Yo!"
"Yeah! What's up! Uhh!"
And then the audience, everyone's all dressed up.
I'll be like, "Um, bruh?"
Oh my god.
Oh, it'll be so bad. Anyway.
That was pretty shocking, that one.
Dude, what's the organist doing, just like,
- float in some notes... - Yeah!
- "WoooOOoooOOooo!" - He's in like, space.
Dude, that other chick was not hiding!
She's like, "Aghhhhh..."
- But at least he like...broke the... - Yeah, he broke the ice, yeah,
- he just called it out. - Yeah.
I don't think anyone can beat the second one.
- This is miles better than the second one. - (Brett) Yeah.
That's smart, just call it out, start again.
Yeah.
You know what's funny?
That could've been us, 'cause we don't know the cues.
- Like I can kind of understand, - Yeah,
- you don't know what the heck is going on. - that's true.
- And if you're an organist, you're by yourself. - Yeah, you've got no one else.
But still, that's funny.
That's pretty funny.
"Kevin, play the song!"
"Kevin, hurry up!"
The cello...!
I'm like, "Why does the melody sound so broken?"
- It's like, "Dun, dun..." Yeah, yeah. - And then like, "Oh, she's missing the E string."
See, that's fine.
If you practiced 40 hours though,
you could have just played everything on the A string.
Come on.
Yeah, I mean, if you practiced 40 hours and
- done your Carl Flesch scales... - Just kidding, just kidding.
Oh no, bro.
Ohhhh!!!
Bro!!!
- Bro!!!! - What is the organist doing?!
This isn't "forgot how to play", you can't forget that badly.
This person has never practiced in their life,
and they just pretended to be an organist.
- (Brett) Nah, not... - That's not an organist.
You have—play when they walk down the aisle, and you're done.
- Don't mess up...someone's wedding! - Yeah!
See, that's why you guys pay for musicians that practice.
Exactly.
"Oh, wait, what's the key signature? G? G sharp? Oh, whoops!"
You can already tell, this guy has no idea what he's playing.
Worse, because everyone in the room knows the music,
and they're singing to it.
- It's not like they're not musicians. - Why is the organist like...
Where are people finding their organists?
I know! Like how can you find someone so bad?
I'm trying to think if i have ever done something that bad,
like I'll come in in the wrong bar, and I already want to like,
- shoot myself on stage 'cause I feel... - Yeah...!
Like you're in orchestra, and you're the only one that comes in wrong,
- You're like, "ahh...!" - (Eddy) you're like...
"Alright guys, this is [my] last day, nice meeting you."
"See you guys in the next life."
Nah, this is bad, I...
...people are not [finding] the right musicians.
I did not expect it to be that funny.
Oh no.
Oh no!
Oh no.
- Hi. - Oh no.
Um, hello.
- Oh no. - Um, sorry to stop your shopping and your eating.
- Oh, no!!! - Oh, why! Why!!! - I just have a very special message,
for a very special girl.
- Ohh!!! - (Man with mic) This is where we met three months ago.
- Ohhh! - This is where we first saw each other,
and this is where I fell in love with you.
And...and you're my absolute joy, and you had me that day at hello.
You're my cutie pie, you're my absolute joy, and...
(Man with pic) Um...
- Oh, that's hilarious. - Anyway, keep going. Um, uh...
You're gener—you're my sweetie pie, you're my cutie pie,
you're my [inaudible], you're my everything.
And I just have one question for you.
Oh...
- No, no, no, no, no... - I need to, I need to please, I need to, I need to.
You truly make me the happiest person on Earth, and...
- No! - (off-screen) Are you okay?
This can't be real, this can't be real.
It looks so staged.
She said, "Are you okay?" The person filming.
I think it's real.
And why does she just take the musician's instrument?!
Can you imagine that was you?
(Eddy) On your violin?
- Oh bro. - And she, I don't know,
- she just took your violin and smashed him with the violin? - Oh, I...I would...
...probably tackle her.
Dude, I'll be like, "Oi!"
- "Urghhhhh!!!" - "Pay the bills!"
That was just awkward all around.
- Oh, wow. - Oh no.
You guys know each other for three months.
Unless you're 100% sure, why would you call the whole mall's attention?
Which is fine, if you know your partner would enjoy that attention...
- But clearly you don't know. - Yeah.
She was not having any of it!
Putting everyone on the spot.
Okay, that or the DJ?
- I would rather be the girl with the DJ, - Yeah, same.
- than be that guy. - Yeah, same.
- Nah, this is the worst. This is THE worst. - Yeah, it is so bad.
Let's see what else we can top it up with!
Danielle and Bill, the new Mr and Mrs [inaudible]!
(off-screen) Alright, they have chosen a special song, that uh,
my husband and I are going to sing for their bridal dance.
Um, after we've done the first verse,
we're going to ask the bridal party to join them on the dance floor,
on the start of the second verse.
Where's the music?
- Wait, is there no music? - There's no music the whole time?
Did they mess up?
- Sorry, I'm reading comments 'cause I just can't stand watching this - (Brett) Yeah.
it's too painful.
- Same with those organists, it's like... - Yeah, they're just...
...it's not a mistake, they just did not prepare,
- they did not do their work. - They were just way too lazy,
they're just being irresponsible.
Dude, the music keeps starting and stopping.
(off-screen) It's very dark over here, and I can't see anything.
- Ohhhhhhh!!! - Is that what the DJ said?
- Ohhhhh!!!! Nah, nah, nah, nah! - Oh, no!!!!!
"It's very dark over here, I can't see anything."
- Blame the light, for your incompetence! - Oh, nah, nah, nah.
Get out of here!
Dude, seriously!
Where are people finding these musi—
- They're not even musicians, they're like...noobs! - (Eddy) It's like...
- They're noobs! - Yeah...!
They're not even...they're noobs!
Get out of here.
Oh, that's so bad.
Anyway, I think that's enough cringe for today.
How's your Valentine's Day now?
Does it make everyone feel better?
On that note, if you don't want to sound like those...noobs,
you better practice.