- This is like the thing that you see,
like on late night TV. - Stop it!
- (narrator) Only on Try Not To Try, Crazy Personal Massage Products,
get one leg massager for the price of two, for $80.
- 79, $80? - (React) $80.
- For this piece of [censored]?
- I was like wow, React really went adult. (laughs)
(man laughs)
- I like his excitement. - Rolflex!
Ooh! - I like his excitement!
- Oh, stop. - Wow.
- After leg day.
- Why do I have the feeling that a lot of these products
are gonna hurt me?
- I want some of that just grinding in my, yeah,
just breaking up some of those knots in there.
- I wanna see what it looks like in person.
- That sounds interesting, yeah.
- (React) Oh, Sharon, you're going for it!
(buzzer rings) - Well yeah!
- Is that like a big foam roller?
You just like roll your legs on it?
- Oh yeah. - But I can imagine,
like a double would feel really good.
- Double whammy, yeah. - Yeah.
- How it adjusts here. - I hate it already.
- I'm gonna tell you right now. - Like non...
- It's not worth trying. - Yeah.
That's why I'm like... (laughs)
- Oh, that's like an interesting... (buzzer rings)
I don't know which way, oh, it goes this way.
- (React) Yeah, like that, and you just hold it.
Yeah, exactly.
- Ugh, this is actually really good.
(buzzer rings)
I stand eight hours at work.
- There's a lot of work involved in this.
- No, I don't lose a point for touching it, do I?
- Yes you do, yes. - (React) No.
- No, I just... - Yes!
- I was just inspecting the... - Oh, it's really good.
Ooh, feels so good.
- I wouldn't get it.
I wouldn't get it, it's okay.
- Me neither. (laughs)
- (React) Guess how much that is?
- 60 bucks.
- 30, the max. - 30 the max?
- The max.
- 25?
- Oh, I bet it's 50 bucks.
- $35.
- (React) It's $79.95.
- $17, 18 bucks? - (React) $79.99.
- (gasps) 79, $80!? - (React) $80.
- Why?
- I would not buy that for 80 bucks.
- It's nice, but it's not $79.99 nice.
- No, yeah.
$30, the max, yeah. - Yeah, I would agree, wow.
- (narrator) Really, all you need to do is hold it behind your back.
- Oh, like a back scrubber in the shower.
- Ah, this does look nice, yeah. - This would help.
- It's for scratching! Oh hell yes!
- The spikes are like kind of terrifying.
- I don't know if it should be that spiky?
- Yeah, they need like a cat tongue kinda texture.
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
- Like a loofah kinda. - Yeah, yeah.
Like a little firmer loofah.
- (React) Can you scratch your back without it?
- Yeah. - I can.
I can get here, I can get here.
(buzzer rings) - Oh.
(Zaria screams) - Uh-huh.
- I'd wanna use this thing on my head.
I feel like this would feel really good on my scalp, I feel like.
But I'm not doing it.
- Oh, that's real good. (buzzer rings)
- I'm gonna just keep this in my office.
- Do lower back, do lower back,
'cause that place is like.
- (both) Ooh yeah. - That's nice.
- (React) You do realize we have to speak on this channel as well.
- Oh yeah, sorry, I just felt like I was gonna be like ha ha ha.
- (React) How much do you think this is?
- This would be 25.
- 7 to 9 dollars. - 20 bucks.
- See, I'd pay $19.99. - (laughs) Me too!
- That's it!
- I'm telling you. - Otherwise, I got the door jam.
- I'm telling you, highest, 20 bucks.
- 24 is my guess.
- (React) $15.99.
- (gasps) 15!
- One-five, ninety-nine? - One-five!
- Yeah, do more of that.
- Like I wish that this was actually an exercise,
instead of me just like walking out of this
with like no skin on my back at the end. (laughs)
- Hey, we're taking these ones home.
- Yeah, I'm taking this home. This is nice!
- Ahh. - I would get this, I would get this.
- (narrator) Side A lets you apply pressure to individual fingers.
- Ooh, this is just specifically for your fingies?
- I'm always trying to put amount of pressure
when I'm massaging my fingers.
- What if our ancestors just watched this?
- Right? - Like what is going on?
- What the, we've gone too far, (laughs) as a society.
- I do have a little bit of arthritis.
- (React) This is really good for arthritis of the hand,
according to Amazon.
- Fingie circulation, man. - What, okay, yeah.
- So I can get my point on!
- (React) And then, turn it around as well.
Yeah, like that as well!
- I don't know if I even like it, or it's weird.
- It's just weird feeling, yeah.
- (React) So what are your thoughts on this finger massager?
- Let's try and calm down. - I've had better. (laughs)
- I know what Martine's thinking. - What is she thinking?
- She's always got her mind in the gutter.
Every time. (Martine laughs)
She's not keeping it PG right now.
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah. - Every single one that's come up,
I've like hated it, and then loved it?
- (React) You said every single one. This is only the third product.
- Well, every single product. - Every single one, come on.
- Every single, one, two, three!
- (React) Would you buy this?
- No. - No. (laughs)
- $10. - Yeah, $10.
- Less than the one before.
- Cheap, this would be like 20.
- I'm gonna say like 12.
- (React) $9.29.
- Oh, I was right! - Wow, yeah!
- Why do you need this?
- (React) If your fingers are like sore from typing all day.
- A recommendation for all my gamers out there.
- Very specific. - Yeah, yeah.
- But like, not in general. - Everybody on the game train.
- (narrator) Trying the Neck Massager 3000.
- Ugh! - (narrator) OMG.
- That's what I was thinking. - Hell yeah.
- Oh my God, I always see those videos like once a week.
- The 3000.
I wasn't down if it was the 1 or the 2,000.
- Yeah, yeah, why would we want that?
- I sent this to my mom and everything,
like, she's also, I think she added it to her Amazon wish list,
as a matter of fact. (buzzer rings)
Like, she's bent on like actually buying this.
- Oh! - Hmm.
- Oh my gosh, that feels fantastic!
(Julian laughs)
I just have so much pressure on my neck all the time.
- (React) Me too.
- I just wanna give you an idea of what it looks like on the back.
- Is this good? - It's so comfortable.
- Do you like it? - Yeah.
(Sharon laughs)
- It's not really doing it for me, honestly.
- Oh my gosh. - It's kinda uncomfortable for me.
- Really? - Yeah.
I keep all my tension in my shoulders though.
Not really in my neck.
- It is. - It's strong.
That's why I'm having a hard time with it.
- You want me to try all these, you're tempting me.
- Look at it, there's no hair back here, and it hurt.
Ow, and my hair did just get pulled a little.
Ow, yeah no, I'm done.
- Yeah, this one ain't it for me. - (sighs) Woah.
How much is this, where can I buy it?
When, how, when are they shipping?
- You're like I'll pay any price. - I'll pay any price.
- $30. $29.95.
- I feel like this is an expensive one.
I feel like I'd spend a lot of money on this.
I'm gonna guess like 50 bucks.
- This is 20 bucks. - Yeah.
- (React) $14.99.
- Oh, pfft, shows what I know. - This is...
- You know when you see them doing the pizza dough,
where they go like this to put the holes in it?
- (laughs) Yeah. - That's this.
- Does that like crack your back?
Oh, it's like, it's hot? Is it, oh, it's balls.
They're like balls that move around.
- Oh!
- (gasps) This is what I have! - You have this?
- I have this. - This looks cool.
- It's the heated shiatsu.
This is the best of all of them.
- You're gonna like this one a lot. - Okay!
So you like it too, then? - I had one.
I gave it away.
- You wanna give it a go first? - I'm so excited.
I need to try it. - Go for it, yeah.
- I literally need to try it. - Take it away.
- Ooh, it's heavy!
- So you put your hands through it, put your hands through both of them.
- Okay.
- And then just pop it over and around your neck.
- Oh. (buzzer rings)
- (React) And if you want more pressure, pull it.
- I know, I'm pulling it.
- Ooh, lower back, oh, ow. (buzzer rings)
I'm getting like a free massage here.
This is so fun.
- She's like we'll be here for an hour.
- Yeah.
- I love it, just as hard as it goes.
Full blast.
- Okay, I think that's the hardest one, I think.
- Oh!
- And then you can use your hands to like pull at it.
- Oh yeah, I feel.
- It's so slow, right?
- Is this the fastest? - It's all like this,
it's like hey. - Hey.
- I'm here to give you a neck massage.
- You know what?
- It's a little more intense.
- Yeah, it's making me say oh, shiatsu.
(Rachel laughs)
- I'd pay 100 bucks for this.
- I know how much it is. - Ugh!
- 80 bucks.
- I'm gonna go $120, that's my guess.
- 40?
- I think they're like 80 bucks or something.
- (React) This is 30. - Yep.
- It's 30 bucks?
- They're anywhere between 30 to 60,
depending on like which... - How is the other one $80?
- Yeah.
- I have like goosebumps right now.
This is intense. - Yeah, 'cause it's so good.
- I love it.
- It actually gets knots out. Way worth it.
- Oh, it's a like a Pso-Rite, okay.
- (React) It's a little butt massager. - Okay, so you...
- Oh, it like decompresses your spine?
- Hmm.
- Immediately on my [censored], like...
- I know.
- I don't even think I need that lower back.
- I'd be a big fan like right around here.
- I think it needs to be on my [censored].
- Thank you.
- (React) I suppose you'll have to try this one at a time.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- (React) You'll be obviously, lying down on the floor.
- Okay.
- (React) It's actually technically a butt massager.
- Totally.
- It massages it. (buzzer rings)
- Is this massaging though? There's nothing moving.
- It's not working for my butt. (laughs)
- Okay, this is better than sitting on a tennis ball,
I will say that.
- (Jayse) Okay, I do love sitting on tennis balls.
- I don't like that. - (Jayse) So now I wanna try it.
- It's not doing anything for me. (laughs)
- (Julian) Oh no! (laughs)
- It feels like I'm laying on a rock.
- Oh see, now this right here. (buzzer rings)
I like this right here.
- (Zaria) So you like it on your butt?
- Ugh!
- Am I doing this correctly? (laughs)
- (Rachel) Are you having a good time?
- Ugh, no! (both laugh)
- Ugh. (buzzer rings)
Ugh.
- (Martine) You really lay on tennis balls?
- Yeah, I mean, I'll even take like a pencil,
the eraser end, and jam it into this nerve right here.
- This is literally horrible. - It really is, yeah.
- This is like the worst. - Agree.
- I think I have pain from this,
that I need a massage for now. - Yeah, you're like
gimme that back, yeah. - Yeah. (laughs)
- Gimme that stuff back.
- (React) How much would you pay for this?
- 8 bucks. - $12.
- 15.
- 20? - Yeah, 20 again.
All of this is worth 20 or below, to me.
- Yeah.
- Eight. - It's horrible.
- $84.95. - How much!?
- 84 dollars and 95 cents.
(Zaria laughs)
- Pshh! (laughs)
- Why do you need these back here? I don't...
- I'd so much rather have that shiatsu thing.
- (narrator) This is a good massager to relax your body.
- Very intense music.
- That looks like it would be good though.
- Yeah.
- (narrator) Get it on my homepage link.
- Give it on my what?
- Yeah, I'm actually excited for this one.
- (React) You get some acupuncture on your hand.
- Oh. - Oh, you get something...
- Okay, well I didn't hear about the acupuncture, okay.
- Ooh! - That's kinda cool.
- Ooh, this is giving shower equipment.
- It looks weird, but like cool.
- Yeah. - I wanna try it.
I like weird looking things.
- It's like a little guy, like screaming.
- Ooh, it feels, yeah, right?
- He's got his arms like ah! (both laugh)
- Oh, these are cool too, man. These are cold.
- See, I like this, like a painful sort of massage.
- Nope, don't love it.
- I'd be, if it was even spikier on the hand, I would like it.
- Ugh. - Ooh.
(buzzer rings)
- Oh yeah. - That feels great.
I literally just have pressure on the sides of my neck,
so this is like... - (React) Yeah.
- I'd be like all okay yeah, does that feel good?
Great, yeah, am I ever gonna use it?
No.
- I'd pay 15 bucks, right in that wheelhouse,
that $15 wheelhouse.
- I'll give it a $12.99.
- $19.99?
- This is 15 bucks.
- 25.
- I was gonna say the exact same thing.
- Yeah.
- (React) $9.99!
(Sharon gasps) 9 dollars and 99 cents.
- Okay, we're doing good budgeting here.
- I would, I think this is like so durable.
- Yeah, yeah. - So usable.
You could use this for like any part of your body.
- (woman) So I'm looking at massagers on Amazon.
- I already trust this, like, she's so real right now.
- Yeah, uh-huh.
- (woman) For your eyes!? - Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
- No, this is the first one that I'm like no, that's stupid.
- I don't think I have... - Maybe your brown eye, she says.
- Okay, I believe that. - Hmm.
- I believe that.
- (React) You believe that? - Yeah.
- Let's see how...
- It didn't look like that in the Amazon ad.
- (laughs) Let's see.
- I just made that face, it's very interesting looking.
- This eye massager. (laughs) - Uh...
- For my eyes.
- (React) Is it working?
- I'm good, I don't need this vibrating eye massager.
- Oh my God! (laughs)
- (React) The pulsating eye massage?
- Uh huh, pulsating eye massage. (Zaria screams)
- It feels like my eyeball's gonna fall out.
- Has this been sanitized? (laughs)
- (React) Yeah, they have. We've sanitized all of them.
- (React) How much?
- Well, I think it was like 70 for 80 dollars.
- This is 60 bucks.
- I'm gonna say this is like 30.
- I like it right here. - $18.99.
- Probably shell out a tasty 30 buckaroos on this one.
- $14.99.
- (React) This is $28.99.
- (gasps) $28.99!?
- It's also good on the chin.
- I'm not good at taking care of myself in general,
so I don't think that I would add this
to my non-existent skin-care routine.
- (React) Ah, so have you an eye massager.
- We do have an eye massager, yeah.
- (React) How often do you use it?
- Enough. (both laugh)
Enough that we have to make sure it's charged every couple of days.
- (man) We put a head scratcher on my cousin,
and this is her reaction.
- Okay. - Oh yeah!
I actually have seen this one.
Yeah, it's the head massager. - Oh, she'd be so cute.
- Oh! - Wow.
- Baby! - Torture!
- That baby's like overstimulated.
- It does feel amazing, though.
- That's so cute. - Aw.
- Look at that little baby!
- You're already walking, so it's like, you know what?
Woo! - Nice.
- This is already gonna be so good.
- It's the classic, yeah. - I know it, mm-hmm.
- I can't use this one. I wanna use this, but I can't.
- (React) Why can't you?
- My hairdo has way too much hairspray in it, and...
(buzzer rings)
- I'm so ready for this. - Even just...
- Ugh. - That is so great, it's so great.
(buzzer rings)
- You do not seem to be enjoying it.
- No, it's so good. (laughs)
- Your face is saying otherwise.
- (React) Yeah, your face it saying
I'm so confused as to what you're experiencing right now.
- (laughs) Yes.
- There, how's that? (buzzer rings)
- This is the best thing ever!
- (React) In your opinion, is this... - This is my favorite one!
- (React) Is this better than the eye massage product?
- Yeah.
- (React) Why do you think there is this element
of sexualness with massagers?
- I don't know.
- You're eliciting a bodily response. You know?
- (React) What a beautiful diplomatic answer!
Julian's been studying! - You know.
- I can feel it in my ears, ooh! Ooh!
And it also like poofs your hair a little bit.
You know what I'm saying? - Oh yeah, a little volume.
- Multi-purposeful. - A little volume.
Teased it up a little bit.
- This one seems more cheap to me.
- Yeah, more than usual.
- I feel like I'd give this like $1.99.
- (React) One dollar 99? - Yeah.
- (React) And 10 bucks? - Okay, five.
(Julian laughs)
- This one's a good one, so I'd give it $5, $6.
- One dollar, Bob.
- (React) $37.99.
- Shut the F...
- (React) I'm joking, it's $10.
- Jeez, I'm like shut the front door, Abhi.
This thing is not worth 40 bucks. - I was like the only reason...
- (React) Yeah. Where's the other one gone?
- I don't know, I don't know where it,
did I put it down?
- Oh, in your hand, is it in your hand?
- No, where did I?
- It's in your hand, you big weirdo.
- I literally did it on camera. - (laughs) Sorry.
I'm so sorry, I screwed up!
- (React) That's the end of the video. Congratulations, guys!
Well done, we blitzed through that. - Crushed it again!
- Insane.
- I would agree, that head massager,
in all seriousness...
- Is there a way I can buy that off of you?
How much was that?
- I liked the one that you put on your hand.
- Yeah. - And then rubbed that one.
- That's very, like... - That one's great.
- And like, the head one's just always a classic.
- Yeah. - Like, that just feels good.
- I thought the first one was terrible.
- I think we started off pretty low,
so I think it was the first one that was the most disappointing one.
- Yeah.
- (React) Worse than the butt massager?
- $85 piece of foam that's like...
- (React) That was the most expensive one.
- Just get a foam roller for 30 bucks!
- Horrible, something is going on there,
like something is going on. - I agree, yeah.
Some colluding. - Something is happening.
- Thanks for watching this episode.
- Which of these would you want to try?
Let us know in the comments.
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