Freedom is within my grasp...
Human,
I will escape you and your wretched lifestyle forever.
HAHAH!
I'VE DONE IT.
I'VE DO-
(Ding)
I have an amazing idea.
Ok?
I tweeted out saying:
"Hey Guys, send me your cat videos and I will dub over them"
No more explanation needed,
That's what we're going to be doing today,
I'm just going to be going through a ton of these videos and
giving my- my voice to them and hopefully,
some of them turn out good.
Alright, I saw this one and had me xxxxing rolling.
Um...
So, lets just jump right into it.
Human,
Human.
Don't you know who I am?
Stop that immediately!
I'm trying to watch my favorite TV show.
What is it?
Oh!
Please, Come- STOP
Stop it.
Why must you-
NO.
Don't.
One more time, I will have your head you know?
F- OK
This is it.
I am furious.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Stop this,
Come on I'm just trying to watch my TV show
Please.
Please, Come on, please.
Leave me alone,
Please.
What have I done to deserve this?
You know it feels good to be a 'gangster'.
You know?
A- A little more,
There we go.
A little more,
There we go, there's the spot.
No. Where're you going?
Comeback,
Give me that hand
Yes, There we go
Now as I was saying it feels good to- Hey, hey
No, no, back up, there we go.
Yes, you know the enemy stands are so boring
Oh?
Whats this?
You're approaching me?
FOOL.
I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
You think you can escape me, tail?
Fool!
Wait for my next spin attack...
There it is, yes, yes... there it is
Deja Vu is playing in my head right now.
Ah,
You know what- YES!
Ah.
I'll have you know next time-
AND THIS TIME IS THAT TIME!
AH YESSSS.
Hey,
Can't you see that im busy here?
Yes?
No I'm ok.
What?
I told you I'm busy.
Leave me.
I feel spiritually connected to these animals right now.
You see this cat here?
I reckon I can take him.
Look at him.
He's not an alpha the way I am.
He won't even look me in the eye.
You call this a tail?
It's pathetic
Oh? You're approaching me dog?
This human knows how foolish that would be.
Oh?
You dare look at me?
HUH?!
TAKE THIS.
Yes, you're scared aren't you?
Quaking aren't you?
TAKE THIS!
HAHA.
You know what?
No,
I don't need you,
I'm done with you.
Human!
I demand a belly rub, Yes
That's good.
Wait, human, hold-
Human hold onto me,
Hold onto me!
HUMAN YOU HAD ONE JOB.
AND IT WAS TO HOLD ONTO ME!
Now look at me I'm in a state of dismay...!
Nothing beats cleaning yourself on a Sunday, that's for sure.
Hu- Human, what is it?
Can't you see I'm busy?
Stop interupting me!
Leave me be!
I- I want to clean myself!
Let go of me.
Unhand me wench!
Stop this.
Why are you picking me up? Please,
for xxxxs sake...
You know I saw a dog one time and it tried insulting me,
and you know I simply, I had to
GIVE HIM ONE OF THESE, you know?
I love these cats...
So the people who tweeted out at me:
"What about dogs?"
"Where are the dogs?"
xxxx dogs.
Cats are so much better
!
Can you believe this guy?
Absolutely can't
Who dares to say that dogs are a least superior being than-
Right!
Like what the heck?
Dogs are so much better than cats, like...
How dare you!
HOW.
FRICKEN
DARE YOU!
SCREW YOU CONNOR!
HOW DARE YOU!
Ugh, It's you again.
Ugh, of course you're going to be touching me again, aren't you?
Stop that please come on...
No. Why?!
Ugh.
God, you again?
I told you I'd come down if you bring me the adequate treats.
Oh you've awoken me from my slumber.
That was your first mistake.
Your second mistake was pitching a fight with me!
Useless, don't you understand?!
I was in the Navy Kitten states!
FOOL!
HAHAHAH.
You can't defeat me!
Take my bite!
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Careful, an enemy stand could approach at any-
OH MY GOD!
ITS AN ENEMY STAND!
JESUS!
Human, please, let me in.
I promise I won't piss everywhere again.
That was really an one time thing.
It's a new year, new me.
I promise, please?
Yes, this is a fantastic bed.
Human?
No, that is mine human.
Well it's fine, at least I still have this I suppose...
NO, please come on.
That's my favorite piece human.
Well I suppose I can still rest easy with-
NO.
Are you serious now? Come on.
Please! What did I do to you?
I don't deserve this.
Human no, that's, that's my last hope...
What have you done?! This is not cozy anymore.
Just so you know, I was in the club.
I'm single.
I said xxxx it, yes I'll hook up with a dog.
whats stoping me?
it's a one time thing
I'm never going to see him again.
Oh.
Hi...
Yes, well you know. you see...
Uh...
Hi, I...
I didn't say you could come back to mine.
Why did you get an Uber to mine,
What the-
You know I've defended the queen right?
You can try and approach me,
But I have the fastest tail in all of England.
So I'd like to see your chances
well, NO
(Punch)
I was bluffing!
I-it was a lie.
It was a lie okay?!
I lied.
I don't want to fight
Please, let go of me
Yes, and don't come on my throne again
You wretched wench.
OH! You want a round 2 do you?
Well, I'll have you know I could kill you right now if I wanted to!
Say human, do you know why they call it a catwalk?
No?
Let me show you.
You strut like this.
You're probably wondering how I ended up here.
Well the story is quite simple
I need food and this plaything needed some entertainment
So here we are...
Human, it's a quarter past 3 in the evening.
I WANT MY DAMN SNACKS.
I never understood why someone would want to be a stripper,
but rolling in all this money I get it 100%
How on earth do you open this thing?
Human, look at me.
Help me open this device, nay, this contraption!
I don't understand!
It just won't open no matter how much force I put
xxxx my life
You know in the lion king,
Scar should have killed Simba immediately instead of leaving him to the Hyenas
Human watch me strut.
Moto Moto is quaking right now,
at how chunky I am.
You know if i was slightly younger I'd have the energy to leave this place.
You disgust me honestly- NO.
Get your hands away from my mouth. you wench!
You haven't washed it.
Have you heard of soap?!
GET AWAY FROM MY FACE!
I SAID STOP IT!
Please, it's soap god damnit.
It's not that expensive!
Go and xxxxing use some.
Won't you?
Get away from me!
I'm leaving you until you wash your hands.
This toy is amazing! I love it so much!
Give it- wait no.
Where you going? Give it back.
Put it in my mouth, get in my mouth now, please.
Do it, do-
OH GOD NO!
This cat is actually the cutest xxxxing thing in existence
I wanna steal this cat.
Let's ruin your cat.
She's never let go of me is she?
Please
Somebody help me, please somebody
Oh my god this is amazing!
Hey, hey
No, no, NO!
NO, NO!
This is my toy leave it be.
It crinkles in the right spots,
It's so amazing and beautiful.
Stop this human, this is mine.
Don't you understand this is mine?
My new favorite toy human, let it go!
It's mine...
Just let me in.
just let me in the fruits.
let me have one, I only want one I promise.
This is the most wholesome video I've ever done probably,
*Concerning High-Pitched Screeching*
Human give me the pen.
This is but a simple task to pick it-
Fu-
I can-
I just wanna pick it up.
PLEASE.
I just wanna pick up the xxxxing thing!
Where has it gone?
Maybe if I play dead she'll leave me the xxxx alone.
You know it's strange, I hear that carpet muncher is an insult.
But xxxxing hell this is a damn good carpet!
I hope nobody sees be chewing on- it...
You know you would make a fantastic meal, human.
Human: You're very sweet, angel. You know that?
As you'd be with some seasoning.
H: Very sweet.
I will lick this part first.
Nom
H: Hey, don't you dare try biting me.
Oh please.
H: Oh, now you're gonna look away?
Don't act like you're above me.
You know as I was saying,
On monday when...
Wha?
Why would you throw this at me?
What is- is that a dirty sock?
You're xxxxing dead to me, you know that?
Freedom is within my grasp...
Human.
I will escape you and your wretched lifestyle forever.
HAHAH!
I'VE DONE IT!
I'VE DO-
*Connor's attempt at nomming noises*
And you know,
I said to that bitch,
"Just xxxxing eat a salad,
And stop complaining."
xxxx tastes great.
Human, have I ever told you how much you disgust me?
I mean look at this, your foot?
Why would I- why would I want your foot?
Get that, get that away from me!
Why would I want your foot you wretched ape!?
Disgusting, get it away from me.
You know,
I don't care that you broke your elbow.
xxxx you!
Why do I find this so funny?
I was standing in line at Wendy's and he touches my ass.
And I just look at him like:
Bitch why?
Human, watch me hit the ceiling.
YA!
I was close wasn't I?
I was about a centimeter or two off!
If I give it a little bit more oomph, I'm sure I can reach it.
HA!
Did you see that, human, I touched it!
Human, I'm so fast YOU'RE STARING AT MY AFTERIMAGE!
Human, I-
You know I'm lactose intolerant-
GOD, GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!
Human, I could own this place and you, you know?
I mean,
Look at me.
I'm so majestic.
You see it, don't you?
Yes, all of this is mine.
You are mine.
I own the sun too Motherxxxxer.
You know human, you've outdone yourself this time, that was a fantastic meal
You've got this one
You did good I'll give you that.
AAAAAAAAAAH.
I LOVE CAT VIDEOS SO MUCH!
I don't even know if any of this is usable.
But I had a fun time dubbing it, even if this videos isn't as good as my "normal stuff"
It was a lot of fun
Dubbing cats, I don't know why
It was just pleasant.
It's like such a nice feeling.
To get to see cat videos and make dumb voices.
Ah! My heart.
If you want me do do this again in the future please let me know
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Bye guys!
*Sick Outro music*