MARK ZUCKERBERG, THE ROCK AND JOE BIDEN HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON.
THEY'RE ALL CONSIDERING A RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020.
BUT ON EVERY LIST OF POTENTIAL CANDIDATES, THERE'S ONLY ONE
PERSON WITH THE EXACT SAME QUALIFICATIONS AS OUR CURRENT
COMMANDER IN CHIEF.
MARK CUBAN IS A BILLIONAIRE BUSINESSMAN, OUTSPOKEN OWNER OF
THE DALLAS MAVERICKS AND A REALITY SHOW STAR FROM "SHARK TANK."
BUT LATELY HE'S BEEN MAKING NEWS FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. SPECULATION THAT HE'LL BE
RUNNING AGAINST TRUMP IN THE 2020 ELECTION.
I FLEW TO DALLAS TO GIVE CUBAN A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY.
>> I THINK IT WILL BE AMAZING IF YOU COULD ANNOUNCE YOU'RE
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020 ON MY SHOW.
SO GO AHEAD.
>> WHEN I ANNOUNCE, I'M NOT GOING TO BE ON THE JIM JEFFRIES
SHOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK QUALIFIES YOU TO BE A PRESIDENT?
YOU'RE A REALITY HOST AND A BILLIONAIRE LIKE WHY
DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE A QUALIFICATION TO BE A PRESIDENT
THAT SEEMS RIDICULOUS.
>> WHO HAS MORE MONEY, YOU OR TRUMP?
>> YOU KNOW -- >> THE ANSWER IS YOU.
226. >> THAT'S NOT BAD.
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> HE'S 248.
SORRY, FOLKS, BUT DONALD TRUMP IS FAR RICHER AND MUCH BETTER
LOOKING THAN DOPEY MARK CUBAN.
I KNOW MARK CUBAN WELL, HE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO RUN FOR
PRESIDENT. LOSER.
ARROGANT.
WHAT A JERK.
DOESN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES AND NEVER WILL.
>> YOU WON AN EMMY FOR YOUR REALITY SHOW.
HE DID NOT WIN AN EMMY.
>> I KNOW IT.
>> DO YOU THINK IF DONALD TRUMP WON AN EMMY, MAYBE HE WOULDN'T
BE PRESIDENT?
>> PROBABLY NOT.
>> WHEN HE FIRST CAME OUT TO RUN PRESIDENT.
I SUPPORT HIM.
I CAME OUT AND SAID, DONALD TRUMP IS NOT POLITICALLY
CORRECT.
THIS IS A GOOD THING FOR POLITICS.
SO YOU SAY ANYTHING THAT NICE ABOUT HIM, EVEN AFTER ALL THE
BAD TWEETS, HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
I WAS LIKE, DONALD, YOU'RE A BUSINESS GUY.
WHY DON'T YOU VISIT SMALL BUSINESSES.
GO HAVE DINNER GIVE HIM ADVICE.
HE GOES, MARK CUBAN AND DONALD TRUMP DON'T GO OVER TO PEOPLE'S
HOUSES AND HAVE DINNER.
THAT'S OUR COMMON MAN PRESIDENT.
>> WOW!
>> DO YOU GO OVER TO PEOPLE'S HOUSES TO HAVE DINNER?
>> YEAH.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO MY HOUSE FOR DINNER?
>> THE JIM JEFFRIES SHOW.
>> YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE.
WHAT IF I GAVE YOU $500.
HOW QUICKLY COULD YOU TURN THAT INTO $520.
>> I COULD DO THAT.
>> WHAT WOULD YOUR STRATEGY BE?
>> JUST REACH INTO MY WALLET, ADD 20.
>> OR WE COULD CUT THE MIDDLEMAN OUT AND YOU COULD GIVE ME 20
BUCKS RIGHT NOW.
>> YOU JUST DROPPED A 20.
>> TOTALLY HAD 20 BUCKS ON HIM.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THANK YOU.
>> AS WAY BILLIONAIRE, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PAYING TAXES?
>> I'M GOOD WITH IT.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DONALD TRUMP HIDING HIS TAXES.
>> HE WON'T BE HAPPY WITH THE MONEY HE MADE.
>> I WANT TO GIVE YOU A PITCH FOR SHARK TANK.
$10 MILLION, AND 2% OF MY COMPANY, AND JIM JEFFRIES
HOODIE, YOU'LL GET THAT.
HOW MANY TIMES, MAN, DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN THE TOILET,
THE SEAT'S BEEN PUT DOWN, YOU THINK, MAN, I DON'T WANT TO
TOUCH THAT.
PROBLEM SOLVED, YOU READY?
PEDAL, YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A TRASH CAN, PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN, THE LID
GOES UP.
YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH THE TOILET AGAIN.
>> IT'S AN AMAZING IDEA, BUT IT'S ALREADY BEEN DONE.
>> WHAT?
>> HAVE YOU BEEN TO JAPAN?
>> NO.
>> THEY HAVE BUTTONS ON THE WALL, BY YOUR FEET.
>> MINE'S A PEDAL.
NOT A BUTTON.
A BUTTON IS RIDICULOUS.
ALSO, YOU'VE BEEN TO JAPAN, YOU'VE SEEN THIS TECHNOLOGY AND
YOUEN HAVE THE BROUGHT IT OVER.
I'M NOT GOING TO SAY YOU'RE A TERRIBLE BUSINESSMAN.
>> I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE COMPANY I OWN THAT
DOES IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THESE ARE LITTLE QUICK
QUESTIONS THAT WE DO WITH ALL OF OUR GUESTS.
PRETTY STANDARD.
WHAT ASTROLOGICAL SIGN ARE YOU?
>> I'M A LEO.
>> YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.
YOU LIKE RUN SOMETHING. >> NO.
>> WOULD YOU SAY YOU DON'T LIKE RUN SOMETHING.
>> I DON'T LIKE RUNNING.
>> HOW MANY GRANDPARENTS DID YOU HAVE, INCLUDING THE DEAD ONES?
>> FOUR.
>> FINALLY, WHAT WAS MARTIN SHEEN'S JOB IN THE WEST WING?
>> PRESIDENT.
>> AND SO, THERE WAS ONLY ONE QUESTION LEFT TO REQUEST AGAIN.
>> I THINK IT WOULD BE REALLY AMAZING IF YOU COULD ANNOUNCE
THAT YOU'RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020 ON MY SHOW.
SO GO AHEAD.
>> I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. >> YES.
THE JIM JEFFRIES SHOW EXCLUSIVE.
THAT'S OUR FIRST ONE.
SUCK IT EVERY OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION.
>> THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.
>> SUNDAYS AT 9:00, 8:00 CENTRAL ON ABC.
AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, I NEVER GAVE HIM HIS 20 BUCKS
BACK.
THANKS, MARK.