Alucard: How does a bastard
orphan sunnuva whore and a Scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In an italian village without a roof for sleeping under grow up to be a deadly demon hunter
Seras: The Paladin Catholic father without a father got a lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter by being
A self-starter at 14 who knew he was gonna become a martyr?
Pip: And so he got a job with the mob smuggling heroin but soon the law was hot on his trail pursuit was narrowin', so he disguised himself as a priest
and a Samaritan and felt the urge to be much more than a barbarian.
Major: Then a vampire came and
Devastation rained a man saw this monster sucking blood from people veins
So he took a holy blade and he stabbed it in the brain and the vampire was slain
The incident lit a a flame.
Alucard: Well the word got around
They said this kid is insane man. Took up a collection just to send him to the Vatican get your ordination
Don't forget from whence you came and the world's gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Anderson: Alexander Anderson
My name is Alexander Anderson
And I like killing things because it's fun so just you pray just you pray
Integra: and that was how he found a home back in Rome joined Iscariot trained him how to fight and defend the
Proletariat paired him with a deadly sidekick a kraut chick
Everyone: Injected him with nanobots so now he heals quick
Major: Protestants and heathens are something said he could not abide killin' em filled him right up with pride something new inside a voice saying
Everyone: Alex you gotta humble yourself
Major: He Started retreating and reading every Bible on the Shelf
Alucard: there woulda been nothing left to do for someone less astute
He would have been dead a destitute without a cent of restitution started, writing
Fighting for the church and the good Lord killing ghouls and zombie fools and all of Satan's demon horde
Slayin every undead freak he can get his hands on praying God will keep him meek as he lands on the green earth of
The Em'rald is-land Iscariot's sending him off to Ireland
Everyone: Alexander Anderson, Alexander Anderson Jesus is the only king for you, is the only king for you
You could never back down you took your own death in stride
Oh Alexander Anderson Alexander Anderson the Seraphim sings for you
Will they open the pearly gate? Will they know you embraced your fate? The world will never be the same, oh
Alucard: He should've gotten more in life than what his Savior brought, just you pray a life of piety and this is what it got him?
Just your pray to sacrifice his personhood is what the church had taught him
We fought with him,
Maxwell: Me? I died to him, Integra: Me? I hated him, Heinkel?: Me? I loved him
Alucard: And me? Well, I'm the vampire that shot him
Anderson: I like killing things because it's fun
Everyone: So just you pray
Alucard: What's your name man?
Everyone: Alexander Anderson
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