- Nail polish is fun.
- But doing things with your wet nails is not.
- Although it's funny to watch people try.
- (All) It's lady like.
- And we're doing beauty roulette, wet
nail edition.
- I eat most of my nails.
- So, here are the rules.
You're going to spin the wheel--hi.
- This is my shot.
- Here are the rules.
- Hit me with those rules girl.
- We're going to spin the wheel and then you're
going to land on something.
And then you're going to have to do that thing
- Okay.
- In good faith
- Alright.
- For one minute.
- Alright, let me say I'm wearing some really cute
pink pants and if I get nail polish on it I'm going
to be really pissed.
- Kristin, your turn.
- Oh it's my turn now?
- Yeah, let's not even cut.
Let's just keep rolling.
- Hey Kristin, do you even know the rules?
- (laughs)
- Got her.
- Obviously I don't want any of these
but I don't want lacing up a corset.
And I definitely don't want cutting an onion.
And I definitely don't want braiding hair
because I don't know whose hair we're going to
braid yet.
- Do you even want to play?
- This one sounds truly terrible.
This one sounds like a nightmare.
This one sounds easy, I want typing.
I think it sounds really easy.
All you have to do it like,
boop boop boop beep beep beep.
- (All) Spin that wheel!
- No! I wanted this one!
Can I do this one?
Hold on, I want to spin it again.
(party horn)
- Sorry, Jen.
- (Jen) Oh oh no!
She's gotta braid hair which she doesn't
want to do.
- I am making a nice Christian PB&J.
And you just have to deal with it.
- Uhhh, okay. Spin again.
- (All) Spin that wheel.
Awww, oh.
- Do we even have a corset?
- Yeah, I brought one.
- You already got lacing up shoes!
- Fine.
Oh (bleep)
- Jen!
- I'm here to preserve the sanctity of these
pink pants.
That's why, paint apron.
- So I just spent at least ten minutes trying
to unlace this corset.
I don't believe it's ever been unlaced before.
So this should be fun.
- Ready to paint my nails.
Typically I do this with a glass of wine so it's
going to be interesting to do it sober.
Step one, open nail polish.
- I'm really bad at it and I don't really enjoy
doing it.
So I'm not going to try very hard.
Wow, that was good.
- I don't paint my nails usually.
- Who's going to be eating this sandwich?
Raj?
- No offense, but I am too good at this to
not give it my all.
Look how good this first nail is.
I've never done a nail that good in my life.
- Wow, I'm not good at this.
I never have been.
Now they're done, we're painting.
Okay, here we go.
- Aw, these shoes are ruined already.
These shoes are white.
Aw, I'm sorry.
How was I supposed to not mess up?
- Oh god.
Why do I always get the hardest ones?
- This requires like a lot of dexterity.
Also look how small the holes are.
- Well excuse me if I like a big hole.
- Shhhh.
Where's the end of this?
- Gotta make sandwiches for little Jimmy.
Spearing it like that. Okay.
Now I cut it into eighths.
(sobbing)
- Oh it's stuck.
Why is it stuck?
I don't know where the end is.
- One.
Two.
Who eats a sandwich in eighths?
- How did I (bleep) this up so bad?
- I don't think this is the same as yours at all.
- (laughing)
Was not harder.
- What, c'mon!
(buzzer)
- I feel a little frazzled.
- I think the important part was that I learned
how to unlace a corset.
- Well, was I supposed to try to keep my nails
nice?
Was that the point of this?
Or was the point of this to make a sandwich?
Cause I made a sandwich.
- Devin had the most fun task.
- I call the sandwich, "Eat the damn sandwich,
Jimmy."
- I wish I could've made a PB&J.
I love making them. I think they taste horrible.
- I haven't really seen Devin's nails, but I did
watch Jen do hers and her nails looked pretty good.
- I mean this shoe looks fine.
This one just got her wisdom teeth out and
took the gauze too early.
- Kristin is not going to be able to lace up
a corset.
I know her and I love her.
- Everyone's rude.
- She's not going to be able to do that.
- So every single finger is a mess.
And so is this corset.
I feel like we have to weigh this based on
difficulty of task.
Our judge is very vindictive and very rarely
follows my rules so we'll see.
- (All) Hi Freddy!
- Are you going to schuj us?
- I love to schuj.
- So do you know what we're doing today?
- All I know is that you painted your nails and
then did activities.
- We did activities of varying degrees of
difficulty.
And so now you're going to see who did the best.
- Am I going to have to guess the activity you had
to do?
- I mean you can.
The props we used are sitting right over there
so you probably could guess.
- (Freddy) Tying a show.
Lacing up a corset.
And building a rug.
- (Raj) The third one was making a PB&J and
cutting it up.
- There's some significant nail polish on it.
- So I'm assuming Devin had the PB&J.
- Yeah, it's a safe assumption.
- I think you had shoe lace tying.
- Mmm-mm.
- Corset?
- Yes.
- Well, just looking at yours.
- Yeah, you're holding your hands like this, Kristin.
- Okay, here are my nails.
(crickets chirping)
- (Freddy) First of all, you have such cute
nail beds.
- Wow. Kristin and her cute nail beds.
- You have lots of nail polish on your skin.
It's a pretty color.
- Thank you.
I chose it for this.
- Can I look at the corset laces?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
This is pretty difficult.
I'm going to give you a C minus.
- Alright, that's fair.
- I almost feel like you did more damage to the
corset than to your actual nails.
- That was the intention.
- You somewhat succeeded.
- Freddy is very proud of you.
- Aw.
- Next!
- So you did shoe lace tying.
Oh, you see there aren't any on these two.
- I like holding Freddy's hands.
- It's intimate.
So now I'm going to do some comparing and
contrasting here.
- You want to see for visuals?
- Yeah.
Kristin, you still have a good amount of polish
on the beds.
There's lots of naked beds over here that I'm
seeing.
- But see, hold on.
I need you to look at how small these holes are.
- Uh huh.
- I expected at least average to medium when
it comes to hole size.
- So these don't have any kind of metal entrance
way that make it easy for the laces to go in.
Unlike the corset which has easy entryway.
- We're getting very specific.
- Should I grade you on a curve?
- What?
- I'm too cute.
How could you give me a bad grade?
- If we're going strictly based off of amount
of polish on nail bed, I'd have to give
Kristin a higher grade so I'm going to give you
a D plus.
However, you have an opportunity to earn extra
credit.
- How?
- I'll let you know what that is
at the end of the competition.
- What?
- Next!
- Wow, Devin!
See you were giving a little bit of shady
commentary over on the side.
I was expecting this to be way worse.
- You know.
- Just rubbing some salt in the wound.
- I'm waiting on the other hand so I can
judge.
You still have hands.
Left hand, excellent. Right hand, even still
not terrible.
I wish I had the sandwich.
So I'm going to remake my extra credit
offer. That was before I got to Devin's.
- You thought this was gonna need a tie breaker.
- I thought it was going to need a tie breaker.
- It's very clear.
- Devin, I'm going to have to crown you the
winner.
- Yay!
- Devin wins beauty roulette again.
- Seriously, how do you do it?
- I don't remember winning. I think I just
black out.
(triumphant music)
(record scratch)
- Well this was fun. I'm very proud of you ladies.
- Thanks, Fred.
- Does anyone have nail polish remover?
- I have this much so we're going to have to
fight for it.
- Oh, to the death.
- Round two.
- That's the extra credit.
- Wet nail roulette.
Lady tested.
- Lady smudged.
- Lady fudged.
- Lady judged.
- Nail polish is fun.
- But doing things with wet nails is hard.
- (laughing)
- It's hard, I think?
- Nail p-
Nail polish is fun.
- But doing things with your wet nails is not.
- Although it's funny to watch people try.
(laughing)
- What the (bleep) happened?
- It's ladylike!
- I want this one!
This one, this one, this one!
Then I want this one. This one.
(Both laughing)
- I love that sound.
- Is that the sound that typing makes?
- Yeah, totally.
- Boop, beep, beep, beep, beep, boop.
- Beep beep boop.
Boop boop boop beep beep beep
- I've lost control.
- I love this song.
(light music)