[Captions by Richmond M. at Y Translators] There's a reason that I don't have
[Captions by Richmond M. at Y Translators] my parents added on social media.
my parents added on social media.
Wait, do they even have social media?
I don't even think they have social media.
Okay, see I'm a YouTuber.
SSSniperwolf.
I can't stop my parents from watching my videos.
But you can!
And it'll save you a lot of embarrassment.
My farents have been married for 27 years today.
No big deal.
27 years of marital bliss.
19 years of disappointment with a daughter who can't spell "parents".
Fantastic dad, fantastic.
Wow, Elizabeth. Way to be a disappointment.
Wow, Elizabeth, "farents"?
It's like it wasn't even an accident.
The F is here and the P is here.
Girl, what you doing?
My parents fell in love and all I got was life.
So, her dad was like,
"and all I got was screwed, literally and figuratively."
Hey Dr. Phil,
I, I need Jade and Dan on episode ASAP. Thank you.
I got them. I got them. I want to know what's going on here.
Isn't that crazy?
All of you guys watching this video,
Your parents fell in love and all you got was life.
Leave a like if you got life.
That's everybody.
Everybody got life.
I drive a Hyundai accident.
Well it only stands to reason since you ARE an accident.
Die.
If I did, you would be so sad.
Your dad is owning you Jake.
I should own him. I paid enough for him.
Crispiest roast of 2018, man.
This girl changed her profile pic, posted this,
spicy little pic in a blue dress.
Like "oh girl look back at it."
Yes. Your bum looks big in that!
OMG Dad!
It is her dad!
Ain't nothing worse than having your dad call you out for that.
Like Becky, we get it, we understand.
You want all the boys,
to look at your behind and tell you how massive it is.
Like what?
I'm just telling you what you want to hear,
and nobody want to hear that from their dad.
I find a diet soda I actually like the taste,
and now I find out it causes strokes.
I thought it was your right hand that causes strokes.
You know I'm left-handed mom.
Nice Lisa. Nice. That was a good one.
I'll give you five mom points for that.
Hanging out with the girlfriend would be nice right about now.
And his Dad comments, "So inflate her."
Ouch!
Pour some water on that burn.
That's cold.
ICE COLD.
Huh! look at my son thinking he got a girlfriend,
talking about hanging out with her when she just chilling to the closet.
He can hang out with her whenever you want just blow her up.
This dude post a pic.
"Straight up thug"
"Thugging it up with the W Y double N um. haha"
Wy double N Um?
When um what?
Man, I hate to cross you on a dark car park.
And then his mom is like,
"Is that Mr. Pigums in the background of your picture?
And it is a stuffed piggy from when he was a little boy.
And now this little boy is all grown up to be a wannabe thug gangster,
but he got Mr. Pigums to remind him where he came from.
I hate my hair.
My hair does not want to cooperate today.
So this kid was like, "Ask me anything,"
and posted their Formspring account.
And if you guys know about Formstring is,
it's where you can like anonymously ask questions to somebody.
I remember I had one of these in high school,
and somebody anonymously talk shit about my eyebrows,
because I had them like really plucked and ugly.
I basically like shaved half of them off,
and I had like an epiphany,
like, I should change my life.
I need to change my eyebrows.
I need to grow them out. This is unacceptable.
How did I think this looked good this whole time?
So thank you anonymous shit talker.
I have mended my ways.
'Cause girl, you see these brows now?
I've come a long way.
So he's like ask me anything,
his mom was like,
"Why don't you put a new toilet paper roll on when you finish one?
And his friends was like "OWNED",
That honestly bugs me so much.
The maybe it's the female in me.
See, us females, every time we go to the bathroom,
we have to have toilet paper.
See boys? They don't always need it.
And so, when it's empty, they're like "Nah, who gives a shit?
Y'all gonna have to wait till I have to take a shit, then I'll replace it.
No, no, no. If you look with girls, you can't do, you can't do that.
You can't live like that. You got to replace it.
#ReplaceTheRoleEverytimePLEASE
Please, do it for the females in your life.
Your mom, your sister, your brother who thinks he's your sister.
Do it now.
It's practice for when you get older and live with a girl.
I'm preventing a lot of fights here.
I want a Tamagotchi for my birthday.
I will tamagetchu one.
Oh mom, that's so cute.
I will tamagetchu a Tamagotchi.
You guys remember those are?
They're like the little,
TAMAGOCHI
(need love and care)
Those little animal things and you have to feed them
and sometimes they die if you don't feed them?
I didn't have one. It was too much responsibility for me.
So this girl posted this really cute Tumblr pic,
with her coffee and her laptop and her perfect white sheets,
with perfect thigh highs and perfect tan and perfect life.
Dad is gonna post the realistic version of that,
in his Christmas socks.
What is he looking at?
Is he looking at pictures of dogs?
I don't know. I can't see.
Happy birthday to myself.
Gonna get me a cougar tonight. Yeah!
Derek. This is your mother.
Go to bed, NOW.
Listen to your mom, Derek.
Go to bed, Derek.
Update on 'em.
He is now sleeping safe and sound.
No cougars involved.
Damn, how is his mom gonna do him like that?
She got see a post on Facebook and his birthday and everything,
y'all not gonna let him have a cougar,
and then update all his friends,
like, "Update. He's now sleeping. No cougars for Derek."
Way to make him look like a liar.
Why didn't y'all take him to the zoo for his birthday?
Rude.
So, this boy posted this selfie,
and his mom is like
"lose that s*** off your chin. It looks like an overgrown..."
Mother!
The ladies, they love it.
It's very relatable.
No, really though. You should probably lose it.
James said,
"my f***ing head hurts so f***ing bad!"
"James, please do not use that word on your Facebook.
You have family who read this.
You don't need to curse.
Just go take some Advil. - Mom.
Whatever, mom,
I have had a bad day and I'm an adult.
I can say whatever I want on here.
Something tells me he just turned 18.
So his dad comments,
"Sounds like our son has more than just a headache,
James must be on his period.
Why don't you give him some of your Midol?"
Dad! How could you?
I like how the parents are like the only ones to respond to his status.
Like, James what are you doing?
Ya'll just living in the same house, everybody on their phone.
"Oh honey, look. James posted a status."
Oh no it's offensive.
So Joe posted, "Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it."
What about your virginity?
Mom's like,
"In his bedroom... under the pile of dirty socks"
Damn, mom. So it's still there in his room.
At least he got it. It's still there somewhere.
So Genesis over here,
she post this spicy little pic on Facebook,
and her mom, Marlene, is gonna be like,
"Gen, why don't you just remove the blouse,
so everybody could see what you are really trying to show."
Shaking my head?
This is the exact reason why you do not add your mother on Facebook.
Your dad too.
For the 1% chance that she might do this,
and hardcore judge you.
Like, Damn, who needs bullies when you got a mom like Marlene.
So, my parents are out of town. Party at my house this weekend?
And mom was like, "Are you crazy?"
Mom stop ruining my social life.
I will ruin much more than that young lady.
How you gonna be like my parents are out of town party at my house,
when you know your parents are on Facebook?
Do you all just like forget that you added them?
They can see what you're posting.
You are asking for it.
You are really asking for it.
See when you add them on social media,
they have access to all your secrets and future secrets
Were my sleeves like this the whole damn video?
Sorry. I napped before this video, and my sleeves got a little messed up.
You know shit like this drives me crazy when I'm like watching the video after
and then I see little things like this, or my hair like sticking out, I'm like...
"Why didn't I fix this?"
I feel like Taylor Swift writes her songs based on my life.
Yeah. I just heard "Empty the Dishwasher and The Cat Box
Every Night without ****ing about It". Catchy tune.
That's my favorite Taylor Swift song
This is so awful.
So, this dad was Google-ing,
"How do I get an abortion at 156 months"
And a f****** failure of a son texts him.
Hey dad, can you text me. "Why is the FBI here?"
It's for a meme.
Kids these days.
Mom: why is there a spoon in your room?
That should be in the kitchen
Me: "Hehe, like women."
A woman is much more likely to be found in the kitchen than your bedroom!
THANKS MOM!
You were kinda asking for it, Jackson.
That's pretty embarrassing though.
Your mom is gonna roast you, Jackson.
Your mother.
She don't even know what a roast is
and she gonna roast you.
So, Dad posts a picture on his Facebook from when he went to a strip club in Vegas.
Tracy's like, "What the heck? Dad, take this off".
"Oops! That was supposed to stay in Vegas."
You are disgusting bro.
I don't even know they let you like just,
casually take pictures of them to put on your Facebook.
That's supposed to stay in Vegas,
not on your phone.
So this boy was like, "Time to f*** some b****!"
Dad was like, "leave the neighbor's dog alone".
That's just rude.
I don't understand how my son's have this uncanny ability to plug toilets. Ewww.
What in the world would compel you to make a Facebook status about this. Why?
Please find Jesus in your life.
Because most of your friends are on my friends list,
and I did the solely to embarrass you.
Why is his friends adding his mom?
Is that normal?
Why else do you think I posted this?
Oh yeah, and can Jesus unplug a toilet because I need his assistance.
Mother, please stop.
Alright. Well that's enough roasting for one day.
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