- [Annoying Orange] Hey, yo, it's AO
back again with another gaming video,
and we're playing the VR, and--
Wow, hey, what's this?
Wow!
Uh-oh.
Oh, no!
Fruit Ninja VR!
Ah!
(laughs) Oh.
This is not gonna end well for my friends, oh no!
Ah, well, let's start with arcade.
Hey, banana, knife!
(laughs)
I'm sorry.
It made me do it, there was no other--
Wow, ooh!
Where--where are they coming from?
Ah, they're coming from the ground (laughs).
Oh, no.
Banana, orange--oh, I just chopped myself.
Huh-yie, Huah!
I am a fruit ninja.
That also chops fruit.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
Hey, strawberry--knife!
Aw, I know that wasn't very nice.
(laughs) Ooh, got two seconds.
(laughs) I'm so conflicted!
Ah, wow, there's so many fruits
being flinged up in the air.
Hey, pineapple, slice to meet 'ya.
(laughs)
Oy, ah man!
It got mad at me 'cause I chopped the bomb
but that should be a good thing, right?
I should be able to chop bombs.
See? I chopped the bomb.
It felt good.
(laughs) I'm conflicted.
I'm conflicted in so many ways (laughs).
Wow, at least I mostly chopped apples that time.
Ooh!
Waa-ie!
When I chop lemon I get a sour taste in my mouth (laughs).
Ah, ooh, wow.
Wow, that's so many fruits.
Wow, fruit-splosions everywhere.
Wow (laughs).
Super Blitz, ah!
(laughs) I'm sorry.
I am murdering all my friends (laughs)
Oy.
What's wrong, buddy, feeling melancholy?
(laughs) Get it: melon?
He got chopped in half (laughs maniacally).
Oohy, that didn't feel good for him (laughs).
Wow!
Combo Blitz, oh yeah--Uh oh.
Watch out for the bombs.
'Cause in this game, you get penalized
if you hit the bombs.
Pineapple, come back!
Don't run away from your--
Wow, it turned to winter.
Ice to meet 'ya coconut!
You know what they say: "it takes two to mango" (laughs).
Puns for days!
All at the expense of my friends (laughs).
Wow!
Wow, you tossing bombs up the air, huh?
You trying to hit me with 'em?
Jeez.
866.
Ah, somebody else must have played this and
got a better high score than that.
Bummer bots.
Wow, that was really fun.
That was really fun!
I like this game.
Even though I'm killing all my friends.
I'm sorry (laughs).
Okay, let's try a different mode.
Alright, which one are we gonna try:
classic, zen, survival?
Well, I'm always a fan of the classic!
Aw, watermelon's only half the man he used to be (laughs).
Wah-hoo, I caught him!
(laughs)
Ah, mango tried to take a stab at it (laughs).
Okay, the best high score of this level is 144.
Let's see if I can beat that.
Well, pineapple gets a haircut (laughs).
Oh, "take a little off the top," he said.
I took a little more (laughs).
Aw hah, what?
That fell on the ground?
I thought I hit it!
Ooh, you know what my friends say:
"I'm real sharp" (laughs).
Ooh, no, eh, neh, yah.
Wow, that was close.
Throwin' the bombs right
in the middle of all the fruit,
tryin' to be crazy,
tryin' to trick me.
Trying to trick me into hitting the bomb.
Even though I wanna hit the bombs,
'cause I like 'sploding things, it's fun (laughs).
(groans) I got him, just pear-ly (laughs).
I'm sorry, pear!
Ah, I don't wanna hit the orange.
Ah, I feel so bad.
That makes me feel the worst, when I hit the orange.
Which ones make you feel the worst
when you hit 'em?
Let me know in the comments below.
Do you feel the worst about hitting watermelon?
Or mango?
Or banana?
I mean, it's understandable--Oh, no!
Well, I felt good about it--
Oh, best high score.
Yeah, 148.
I know it's hard to chop banana
because it really hurts his peelings when you do (laughs).
Look at that high score.
Real good!
Feels real good.
Alright, let's go to zen mode.
We're just gonna try 'em all, guys.
Get a little taste for everything.
Why, prah, wah.
What are your kung fu sounds sound like?
Let me know in the comments below.
I feel like you can have a lot of fun with it,
like you can just come up with random words
to say whenever you swing your sword,
like, here I go, here I go:
Ngh, pterodactyl (laughs).
Wah-ow!
Hippo-crap-amus (laughs).
That's right, I said Hippo-crap-amus.
You heard me right.
That's a hippopotamus that just always poops.
Like, all the time.
That's his favorite thing to do.
Excuse me, fruits, I'm trying to talk here.
You keep interrupting me by flying up in my face
and then I gotta choppitty-chop.
Whoo, wet-willies.
Fart burger express.
Peanut butter (mumbles) sandwiches.
That could be my favorite--ay!
Wow, that's a whole lotta 'em.
Thanks buddy, I like that.
Even though they're my friends.
I'm sorry!
So, yeah, let me know what you guys yell
when you swing your sword, kay?
Just do it in the comments below, just do it!
Hurry, you gotta do it fast.
You're running outta time.
Do it now (laughs).
I think I got once stuck on the end of my sword again.
Oh, no, chopping pears, that's not very appealing (laughs).
I'm sorry, pear!
Pear's my best friend.
Oh no, Grandpa Lemon!
Wow, more Grandpa Lemons.
Well, when life gives you grandpa lemons,
apparently you chop 'em in half (laughs).
Pretty sure Grandpa Lemon wouldn't be very happy about that.
♫ I'm a ninja!
♫ Fruit ninja, yeah!
♫ Goin' to chop the fruits.
♫ Oh yeah, gonna chop the fruits
Oh wow, now.
Spaghetti monster.
(mumbles) savage (laughs).
Hey, whatever--whatever, man.
Whatever helps you swing the best, right?
That's what counts.
Oh, yeah, give me that two seconds.
I love two seconds.
Judo chop (laughs)!
Here we go--
Ah, man, they really got their poop in a group.
Oh, yeah, did you see that?
Almost hit the ground, then I
chippity-chopped it right there.
That's how you do it--
Oh, caught one again.
Oh, oh come on!
Oh, he gave me two more seconds, what a real peach (laughs).
Oh, just a few more seconds, left.
Go and get that high score, come on!
Come on, we need that high score.
♫ It's gonna be berry, berry nice, yeah.
Slicin' dice.
Slicin' rice.
Oh, oh yeah!
423, I got a high score, I got a high--
Oh, wow.
High score is over 1,000 for them, wow.
Global leader board.
Somebody's kicking some booties.
I got a lot to do before I gotta catch up.
Okay, let's try survival mode.
Alright, what's going on--
Wow, wow what's that?
What's it shadow monster?
No, wah, is there something in the air?
Wow, what is that?
That looks like a Doctor Banana's invention
if I ever saw one.
I'm pretty sure Pear's CD player
is on there somewhere (laughs).
Come on, bring it.
I don't know what you're doing,
you're just shootin' fruits.
Is that, is that what your thing is?
Who would create such a contraption?
Just flies around and shoots fruits around.
Hey-yeah (laughs).
Is this, like, some kind of failed project
that the department of defense made?
'Cause, I mean, they could have developed this
and then they sent it into enemy territory
and it started shooting fruit at people and the--
you, know, the enemies are like "Wow, cool, fruit."
"I like that!"
And then they started eating all my friends (laughs).
I can see why it didn't work out too well.
Okay, bro.
Bro?
Broseph?
Why are you shooting fruit at me?
Stop it!
Oh, he's gotta be shooting my friends at me.
Oh, you're going way up there, huh, bro?
Oh, oh slicin' dice.
You thought you could hit me,
but you--oh, okay, now there's two.
Now there's two--now it's a game.
Yeah.
Wai!
Nah, that's what you thought (mumbles).
You can't even get close to me, come on--wow!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey come on now.
Aw, I got a strike.
Come on, now--oh, hey!
No, keep 'em together, come on, buddy.
Get your poop in a group.
Stop that.
Quit shootin' 'em all over the place.
How am I supposed to get both of them
at the same time?
Making it really difficult.
Wow, ah, wow, hey!
Oh, no, stike two!
Ah, I don't want three strikes, please--ah!
He shot a bomb at me!
You dirty butt toucher, you, shooting bombs at me.
I mean, normally, I'd be pretty happy about that,
'cuase I like splody time, but jeez!
Let's try it one more time.
Shootin' bombs at me, come on.
Let's see if I can chop him as he goes overhead.
Hu-ey, aw, I almost got him!
Come on, bring it.
Come on, bring it you dirty butt toucher!
Let's do this.
Wo-rat, yeah.
♫ That's how you do it
♫ That's how you do it, yeah.
Ah, banana.
Aw, now he has a split personality (laughs).
Get it, banana split?
Oy.
Oh, come on, I hit him!
Thanks, Grandpa Lemon, you gave me a strike.
I don't like it.
(grunts) Oh, come on!
(grunts) Aw, man.
I didn't last very long that time.
Pineapple haircut (laughs).
Actually, that was--okay, I'm gonna chop him again.
Here he comes, here he comes.
Huey-ah, oh, ow, ow, ow, I hit the wall.
Ow, ow.
Sometimes I forget that I'm in Virtual Reality
and that the real world walls still exist.
Ow, that hurt (laughs).
Ow.
Man, if I lose, I'm blaming you guys.
Not you guys watching the video
but the guys out in the game.
It's all their fault that I hit the wall.
Yeah.
Yeah, why don't you keep your fruits together?
Come on, get your poop in a group.
What are you doing?
Wh--ay (laughs).
Yeah, slice to meet ya buddy.
How ya doin'?
Wow, that's a lot of fruits.
Too many fruits.
You ever seen that video on my channel?
You gotta watch it, guys.
Oh, no.
Oh, I got him, I got him.
I sliced behind me and I wasn't even looking and I got him.
Lucky ducky.
Who wants some?
You want some?
Better not be shootin' fruit--oh yeah!
Where does it--oh, man, I am not cleaning this mess up.
Somebody else is gonna have to clean this up.
I'm--Pear's gonna do it (laughs).
Yeah, that's who I'm gonna call.
♫ Who ya gonna call?
♫ Pear-busters.
What?
That didn't hit the ground, I chopped it.
I chippity-chopped it.
I'm so angry.
(groans) Alright, let's go back to--
Let's do another arcade, 'cause that one was fun.
I like the Frenzy mode,
when it just launches three thousand of my friends at me.
And then I get to go crazy.
♫ Yeah, combo-blitzin' it.
♫ Yeah, yeah--
Aw, that's--get these bombs outta here.
Jeez.
I mean, don't get these bombs outta here,
but then at least, you know, make it
so that you give me points when I hit 'em, or something.
Wow, oh that was a good one.
That was a good--that was--that, that felt good.
♫ Oh, ice to meet you!
♫ No business like snow business
♫ Like chopping your face off.
I'm sorry, Pear.
I'm sorry, Grandpa Lemon.
I'm sorry--oh!
Hey, you can't be mixing bombs with fruit.
It's a fruit salad.
It's not a, a fruit and bomb salad.
Come on.
What are we doing here, you guys crazy.
Crazy in the pants.
Give me one of those frenzies.
I wanna go into a crazy frenzy.
Oh, here it comes (laughs).
Oh-ho (laughs), combo blitzing.
In the snow.
Oh, yeah, choppin' fruit,
I'm pretty chill.
If you don't stop to chop then you're a flake (laughs).
Well that was--that was meant--that was intended
to be a snow pun--ah!
Get it, like snowflake?
Ah, it's a frenzy, yeah!
Fun with the frenzy, flipping out.
I'd like to take this moment choppin'
to say I'm sorry to all my fruity friends
'cause I don't mean to be choppin' ya.
But you know I gots to go for that high score.
Feels so good--oh no,
get outta here.
Don't--don't even be doing that now, come on.
I know what you're tryin' to say,
you're saying "this game is the bomb!"
But I don't wanna hit the bomb,
'cause then I lose all my high score.
Ah, boo-ey.
Come on, blueberry.
Those are some giant blueberries.
Those blueberries are almost as big as the watermelons.
Almost got the high score.
Ah, oh well.
Maybe next time!
We will definitely keep on trying--
this a fun game.
I'm not cleaning this up.
Somebody's gotta clean this up.
Who's gonna clean--wow, what's this?
Get it outta here.
I don't want these things (laughs).
Alright, guys, thank you so much for watching.
That was a really fun episode.
Even though it--it involved all the murder of my friends.
But, it's okay, 'cause it didn't actually happen
in real life, right?
Okay, hah.
Okay, make sure to (mumbles), like, and subscribe,
and do everything you can to make us
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'cause (mumbles) so good.
'Till next time.
Later, hot potaters, yeah!