THE WILD WEST.
THE ACTION.
THE ADVENTURE.
THE GRIT.
THE GUNS.
THE GLORY AND UNTAMED LAND FULL OF UNTAMED MEN WILLING TO DO
ANYTHING IN A LAND THAT TAKES YOUR EVERYTHING.
THE FILM THAT DEFINED A GENRE, JOSH BROLIN, RYAN REYNOLDS AND
JAMES CORDEN.
IT'S HIGH STAKES AT HIGH NOON.
REVELATION, REDEMPTION, REVENGE.
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY.
JAMES I'M SORRY, WHAT DID THEY JUST SAY?
DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT?
>> YEAH, THEY JUST CALLED YOU UGLY.
>> James: WHAT?
WHY?
>> >> BECAUSE YOU'RE THE UGLY ONE.
>> James: I'M NOT THE UGLY ONE.
>> THE MOVIE IS CALLED THE GO-- -- CALLED THE GOOD, THE BAD AND
THE UGLY ONE.
>> I'VE GOT BIG TESTICLES.
>> HE'S THE BAD ONE, RIGHT?
I FEEL AWFUL.
>> THAT OBVIOUSLY MAKES ME THE GOOD ONE.
>> James: YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD.
I'M THE ONE THAT'S GOOD.
>> WHY ARE YOU GOOD?
>> James: I'M A LOVING FATHER AND HUSBAND.
I'M ACTIVE IN MY COMMUNITY.
I GIVE TO CHARITY.
>> I DO ALL THAT, TOO, JAMES, PLUS I'M CANADIAN.
>> SO WHAT?
>> EVERYBODY THINKS BRITISH PEOPLE ARE VILLAINS, JAMES.
>> James: WE DO NOT.
>> WHY DO YOU PLAY BAD GUYS IN EVERY MOVIE?
>> JUNGLEBOOK.
>> HARRY POTTER!
>> James: EVERYBODY IS BRIT INITIAL HARRY POTTER!
IF BRITISH PEOPLE ARE BAD, LET ME BE BAD AND YOU COULD BE UGLY.
>> OH NO, YOU'RE UGLIER THAN ME.
>> I'M NOT.
>> James: ARE TOO.
>> WHAT'S ALL OF THIS ARGUING IS UGLY.
KNOCK IT OFF.
>> HE'S NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY, HE'S JUST SAYING YOU'RE UGLIER
THAN HIM.
>> James: THAT'S JUST AS BAD.
I MEAN, IS IT TRUE?
>> HOW I DO PUT THIS?
>> SACK OF BIG TESTICLES.
>> YOU KNOW, OF THE THREE -- >> James: THIS IS REAL NICE.
REAL NICE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
MAYBE YOU'RE THE UGLY ONE?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I MEAN, COME ON, MAN.
DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT?
>> HE LIGHTS UP THE ROOM.
>> I'M ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
>> WHEN HE SMILES I WANT TO CRY.
SNICKERDOODLE.
>> HE'S GOD'S PERFECT LITTLE SNICKERDOODLE.
JAMES WHY DO ANY ONE OF US NEED TO BE THE UGLY ONE?
MAYBE HE'S GOOD, HE'S BAD, AND IT'S THE SITUATION THAT'S UGLY?
>> WHAT?
>> James: GOOD, BAD, UGLY.
>> I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOOD ONE HERE, BUT I'M GOING TO SAY
IT ANY WAY.
THAT'S INCREDIBLY STUPID.
>> DUMBER THAN A SACK OF PIG TESTICLES.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, CHANGE THE NAME OF THE MOVIE THEN.
>> TO WHAT, MAN?
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE MAYBE YOU'D BUY HIM AS THE CHUBBY BEST
FRIEND IN A ROM-COM?
>> HAH.
>> I'M SORRY, THAT WAS MEAN.
YOU'RE A LOVELY MAN WITH A SWEET FACE AND YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN
THAT AND--- OH, MY GOD, I AM SUCH A GOOD.
>> James: WELL, I WON'T DO IT.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
IF I HAVE TO BE UGLY, I JUST WON'T DO IT, AND THEN IT'LL
JUST BE THE TWO OF YOU, AND YOU CAN CALL THE MOVIE "TWO MEAN
FRIENDS."
>> JAMES, NO!
>> James: DON'T YOU "JAMES" ME WITH THAT PERFECT MOUTH, OK?
THAT'S MY DECISION, IF I HAVE TO BE UGLY, I JUST WON'T DO THE
MOVIE.
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, I'M OUT.
>> JAMES, COME ON, MAN.
WHAT IF-- WHAT IF WE JUST DID A DIFFERENT MOVIE?
JAMES I'M LISTENING.
>> IN THE BIG CITY, THREE BACHELORS ARE ABOUT TO MEET
THEIR MATCH.
RYAN REYNOLDS, JOSH BROLIN, REGGIE WATTS AND JAMES CORDEN IN
"THREE MEN AND A BABY."
>> James: OH, COME ON!
♪ GOOD NIGHT "SWEET HEART, WELL, IT'S TIME TO GO ♪