Hey,
I'll make you a deal.
If you come with me to this wedding, I'll do your washing for a month.
That's pathetic. Why do you need someone to come with you to a wedding?
Because it'll make me look cool and successful.
There are just so many things wrong with that mentality.
Yeah yeah.
So?
I'll tell you what, I'll make you a deal.
I will come with you to your wedding if you come with me to a wedding at the end of the month
and agree to be my waiter and wingman for the entire night.
What do you mean your "waiter"?
Well, with you there, I'll get twice the amount of food and drink.
You will give me your meal, and you will bring me drinks all night so that I don't have to leave my seat.
That seems extreme.
Well,
guess you better get used to being seen as unsuccessful in the eyes of your friends.
Okay fine, I'll do it.
Excellent.
Great.
And you will give me $100.
What?
Them's the rules.
I'm not just gonna give you a hundred dollars-
Unsuccessful!
Okay fine!
That's the stuff.
Okay we need to get dates for this wedding. All of our friends from high school are gonna be there.
Why don't we just go together?
Are you kidding?
And go as those sad best friends who live together so they came together?
Absolutely not.
Well I'd love to go with you ... just personally.
Plus, I need Brad to see how cool I am. And make him regret turning down my pottery camp invitation in high school.
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Okay we have to get on there.
Absolutely.
Although I'd still love to go with you if you'll... have me.
We'll find a date for this wedding in no time.
What do you mean I can't bring my dog?
Okay.
I'll find someone else.
Bye.
Hey Brad! Just letting you know I can't be your +1 to Jared and Bethany's wedding anymore.
Oh what? Why?
Well, I managed to charm them and secure my own invite.
How the heck did you manage to charm them? You met them a week ago.
I invited them on a wine tour with me.
Right. They never stood a chance.
Yep. Bethany was sharing her life story with me just two hours in.
Alright, well, guess I gotta call my ex.
Your ex?
What? No. That is a terrible idea.
Nah, it'll be fine. Everyone loves a wedding.
Okay.
What are you doing?
This will be fun.
Hey... Brad.
Hey... Becky.
How are you doing?
Yeah, good good.
Listen, I ah, have this wedding coming up
and they told me that I could have a plus one
and I know that you have a thing for weddings, so I was wondering if you'd like to come with me.
Not at all inappropriate.
Oh...
Is this Jared and Bethany's wedding?
Yeah, that's the one.
Well...
I'm not gonna be able to come because um
because I've, I've already got a date.
Oh. You have?
Yeah it's this guy called um... called uh...
Jill.
a guy called Jill?
Yep. We're going together, so...
No we're not.
Could this maybe be your best friend and housemate, Jill?
No.
There are other people called Jill, Brad.
Alright, so you're dating someone now, are ya?
What's that, Jill?
Yes, I'm coming!
Sorry Brad, I have to go um,
but I will see you... at the wedding
on um... one of these days...
Saturday? ... weekend days... coming up.
Righto.
What?
Yep. She's ah, dating someone apparently.
I think it's Jill, her housemate, but whatever.
Ah. Classic panic move.
See, this is why it's just good to go solo to these types of things.
You think I'm gonna be bringing a +1, just so that I can be tied down to someone for the entire night? Um, no thank you!
Might as well be in prison.
Hey Jill?
It's not happening.
No, funny story, actually-
Nope, I am not going.
Please?!
Please let me be happy?!
If your happiness is decided by going to a wedding to impress the guy who broke up with you,
then you have a sad life.
Okay, I am all set to make Brad jealous!
I'm going with Bill. He's an ESFJ.
He says he'll be here at 7 on the dot, and he's even bringing me corsage.
That's how you know he's a good guy.
How about you?
Yep. I'm ready to go with Howie.
He's an INTP.
He's so cute.
Oh, nice.
So what time is he picking you up?
Well, he'll pick me up at 12, and then we'll take a boat to the island.
What do you mean "the island"?
The wedding isn't on an island.
Oh, we're going to a virtual wedding.
A what?
Yeah.
The theme is "famous couples throughout history", and we're going as salt and pepper.
He's so clever.
Danielle, we've talked about this.
What have I told you about people who want to take you to virtual events?
You have to be careful.
Please!
He gave me his RuneScape ID!
That's how you know he's real.
I'm hoping it'll be our wedding one day.
Yeah look, I do have a +1 spot available for this wedding on Saturday
but it's on high demand and somebody already got in before you.
Yeah... sorry about that.
but I'd love to catch up soon!
Great. Okay! Bye!
Plus, you're only number 15 on my list, sweetie, so you're going to have to try harder than that.
Hey hey.
Did you get a +1?
Not yet. I'm still conducting interviews.
How about you?
Did I ever?
I just got a few shrapnels and a group of uni students on board!
You what?
Yeah! Should be fun!
It's not a dorm party.
You can't just invite who you want.
The invitation says that you get a plus ONE.
Yeah! Plus
WONderful new friends!
No no.
Yes yes.
Okay I think we need to have a chat.
Hey.
I'm looking for someone to impersonate me at a wedding on Saturday.
You down?
Okay I'm gonna need a lot more context.
I'm invited to a wedding,
I don't want to go,
and you look exactly like me.
What's in it for me?
They want me to be the MC.
Oooooh.
Who would choose you as an MC?
Hey, I didn't choose the popular life; the popular life chose me.
And by that I mean I really didn't choose the popular life.
For some reason people just keep taking my bitter insults as funny jokes, and they keep inviting me to things.
Huh. Well, I've got no plans
and I do like being in control.
Could be fun.
Hey, you talking about the wedding this Saturday?
Did you just come from the laundry?
Yeah.
I like to just chill out in there sometimes.
Could you impersonate me too?
Woah.
Steady on.
I got here first.
No no. I'm into this.
What's your role in the wedding?
I usually just find a dark corner to sit in,
enjoy the free meal, and then leave at the earliest opportunity.
MC and shrouded stranger...
Sounds like a challenge.
I'm in.
Too easy.
Can I bring a friend?
You do get a +1.
Nup.
You get a plus two.
Fantastic. I know just who to call.
Hello?
Hey Becky! I hope you and Jill are ready to get your dancing shoes on, because have I got an offer for you?
Oh?
Oh,
is that right?
Sorry, whose wedding?
No no.
Mhm. Mhm.
We would love to be there.
No.
Thank you for thinking of us.
No!
Bye now!
NOOOOO!!
NOOOOO MAKE IT STOP!!
*manic laughter*
-you'll give me your meal, and you'll bring me drinks all night so that I don't have to leave my seat.
If it's not
construction sites,
it's planes.
What?
Plane time.
Ah.
Classic panic move.
Classic airplane.
We love planes on this channel.