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so what do you think pretty good huh
I know what you're thinking Asian guy
trying to be a basketball player good
luck but even after Yao even while
Jeremy Lin still it's weird huh I don't
blame you
everyone knows out of your Asian there
are the sacred four pillars of the
occupation your family and friends
expect you to go into medicine business
or finance science and engineering
unfortunately I suck at all those things
and I'm awesome at basketball but no one
believes that I can ow ow I am so sorry
I was practicing my free throws you were
practicing your free throws that way and
you hit me in the head this way yeah
still learning for starters
try shooting the ball that way yeah but
wait wait what else do you know anything
about basketball I know you have to pass
the ball and make it in the hoop called
dribbling dribbling
what are you doing taking notes bid why
are you even trying to learn look man
you know I'm you Paulus right here why
okay it's my cousin's man X's my hopeful
family I know I suck at basketball but
there are these three pillars among
black people of what you're expected to
aspire to be sports music acting and
that's it no way you could totally be a
I am so screwed
who do you actually want to do physics I
love science primarily physics my idol
is Neil deGrasse Tyson
you don't know he has a famous
astrophysicist and he's black
you actually like physics well I like
living and physics it's all hi so yes
yes indeed I like physics and I wish we
could change places everyone expects me
to be a doctor lawyer scientist this
physics exam tomorrow I know I just
can't do it
I'm a failure physics exam book which
branch class mechanics thermodynamics
core mechanics select your technics or
ooh normal version do you know anything
about physics yeah like Albert Einstein
it equals MC Hammer
I have a 300 or tournament with my
cousins tomorrow if I can't play I will
never hear the end of it you trained me
in basketball and I'll tutor you for the
test I don't know man
you really suck at basketball and you
don't know the difference between PV
equals NRT and P equals F over a you
just cuss at me hey don't use your
Arbonne playing on me
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yeah
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Wow
okay afraid I'm blown I'm changing I'm
gonna donate a night amazing of my own
got my eyes all up on that bro don't let
me get in my zone and but time
don't let me get in my car man
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touchdown
I'm Carly getting that seam all my money
on your money short I call it baby don't
I'll keep them thirsty I got verses to
go you lanes picture-perfect with a
brain would I hurt some put your name
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like a summit
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my true religion is wishes closet full
of Jordan sighs life is so crazy
respect in Jerry Rice with the 49 only
on the road to riches
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man I keep the cold shot but in a Pasha
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Oh
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you know we did only train for like an
afternoon give you to harm yourself man
yeah yes sir how'd you do on the test
yeah yeah well you know we did only
study for like a couple hours so I guess
we just can't be what the world expects
guess we'll just have to let the world
down by being awesome at what we love
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you know I haven't tried rapping yet
dude please don't
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Sam eg daunted you dissolved the physics
riddle motion and his properties for
smash speed biologies Alice forth that's
where humor seared even I can shoot
better than that that's also pretty