- [Moshe] Hey this is Moshe Kasher.
- [Natasha] And Natasha Leggero.
- [Moshe] We just got married six months ago.
- [Natasha] Which, we think pretty much makes us qualified
to give love advice to strangers.
- [Moshe] So, that's what we did.
We packed up the car, hit the road and spread the love.
- [Natasha And Moshe] This is The Honeymoon Tour.
(light upbeat music)
- Is there something that you would like to discuss
with the group that you would like to maybe
address in your relationship with Josh?
- Butt stuff.
(audience laughs)
- You want it, or he wants it?
- Umm.
- I mean, if you want it, he will be the luckiest man
in the world because I've never heard of that.
- I wanna give it.
- You wanna give--
- You wanna give it?
Oh, okay, that's so weird that--
- [Natasha] Josh, you're so lucky!
- That's so weird that Josh didn't want to come up.
How weird, so weird.
He's like, "I know exactly what you're gonna bring up,
"you're going to bring up the fucking thing again.
"I'm not getting pegged,
"I'm not interested in getting pegged,
"if you want that you find another guy, I've told you
"many, many times I'm not interested in that."
- Aww, that's so cool that she wants to do that.
Wait--
- I don't think it's cool.
(audience laughs)
No, are you into it?
- No.
- Well he's not into it.
- Wait, but hold on, what sparked your interest
in the inspiration cause this is clearly something
you've brought up with him more than once?
- I don't know, why not?
- Well, I would say your partner not consenting
is a good reason.
- You know what today is?
- Uh, hump day?
(laughter)
Why do people still say that?
- It's our eight month anniversary.
- Hump day!
- No, today--
- No, that's hump day.
- No, it's hump night cause
it's our eight month anniversary, we need to hump.
(laughs)
- Okay, that's cool, our wedding was fun.
- It was the best.
It was the first non-boring wedding I've been to.
Except for the wedding of all of my friends and family.
- Wish we could do it again.
- We can do it again, we're going to Las Vegas tomorrow.
We could straight up do a wedding there.
- You wanna renew our vows?
- I guess we would have to renew our vows, yeah.
- Would you really do that?
- Why not, I think that'd be fun.
We renew our vows and we can go out on the town in Vegas!
- [Natasha And Moshe] Baby!
- [Natasha And Moshe] Vegas, baby!
- And then be like schwing, you know?
- What is it about it?
Is it, what is it?
Is it the psychological dynamic?
Is it, what's the--
- Something about getting there, just--
- It feels dominating from a woman and that, maybe it's an
ignorant part of my like little like pathetic male brain,
but I don't like the psychological dynamics of it.
It feels like--
- I'm getting emasculated.
- I'm getting bent over and fucked.
- You know what I'm saying?
I just, there's a thin, but I'm--
- That's for women.
(audience laughs)
Yeah you little bitch!
You deserve that you little bitch!
(audience laughs)
- Oh man, I haven't thought about
our wedding night in a long time.
(audience laughs)
- Alright, let's go renew our vows then.
- You sure you want to renew your vows
with someday that goes "schwing"?
- Well, we never even had vows so there's low risk.
- Oh, so who should we have do the ceremony?
- Oh like a Liberace impersonator?
- That's funny, I bet a Liberace impersonator
hasn't gotten a call in a long time.
- What about uh--
- What about Elvis?
No that seems cliche.
- What about Carrot Top impersonator?
- A Carrot Top impersonator?
Why not just Carrot Top?
- I mean, that's a good point.
- So what if she just, what if he just lets her do it once
and then if he doesn't like it
they never talk about it again.
Would you be happy with that Christine?
- Yeah, that's fine.
- That's cool. What if he was into say, like, um--
- I don't wanna fuck him I just wanna finger him.
- Oh, all you want to do is put a finger in there?
Josh, man up dude.
(audience laughs)
I mean, come on.
- First of all you should clip your nails.
I mean, that's like the number one thing.
I wouldn't want that up my ass.
Those are long!
How about she cuts her nails, he lets her do it once
all the way, and then never talk about it again
if you don't like it.
- What do you mean all the way?
All the elbow.
What's a thing that you want in the relationship
that you wish was different.
- I don't know.
- Nothing she does bothers you?
Except for try to sexually assault you every single night?
- No, we've got an agreement.
Keep the Kardashians out of the house and we're good.
- Oh so she can't watch reality TV type of stuff?
So if she's giving you that, give her one pinky.
Okay, how about one knuckle?
Yeah, he says I'm right.
Alright, well we just,
I don't know if I feel good about this, but we--
- Pinky tonight!
- Room 207!
- [Moshe] Give it up for them!
- We'll see you there.
That was good.
- That was really good.
- That was a great show tonight.
- Oh, the show, yeah that was good too.
- Yeah, no I feel like we really
help people with the love advice.
- For sure, especially that one couple.
- Oh, the butt couple?
- Yeah I really feel like we opened them up.
- I agree.
Alright, goodnight.
- Goodnight babe.
- [Natasha and Moshe] Goodnight!
- [Christina And Josh] Goodnight!