Hey, how's it going?
Welcome back to another episode of TwoSet Violin!
Today, we have a very exciting and special video.
This video is a game we've made up, called...
It's like a mini obstacle course
where we'll be competing.
And each obstacle course relives...
a part of our Asian childhood traumas.
(Tiger mum: Whoever finish all these challenges...)
(in least time will be...)
Scissors, paper, rock!
I'll go second.
(Tiger mum: Okay, contestant No. 1 Eddy starts.)
(He must first dodge ten slippers.)
(Let's see how ninja he is.)
(Oh, not very ninja.)
(He already got hit.)
(Not very good at physical activity.)
(Maybe he should stick to the study and practise ah.)
(What he doing on the floor?)
(Oh, he got a lucky dodge there!)
(Oh, uncle take shoe from his foot!)
How many do I get hit?
- Oh my god! - (He got hit six times.)
That was terrible!
(Six times is one minute.)
I don't know if I can hold this for 60 seconds.
(Oh, he doing squat.)
- (Oh.) - I'm doing squats.
(Why he squating for wasting energy?)
- (Stupid.) - How long has it been?
Oh my god!
(And now he regret.)
Bro, I'm shaking.
30 seconds.
My arms are shaking...
(Tiger mum: One minute up.)
- (Next is maths tutoring.) - Okay.
Oh, wait.
What!?
- Okay, I'm gonna read this one more time! - (Oh, he stuck.)
Twice as many... Okay.
Yeah.
8 cellists...
So four fewer...
Okay, gotcha!
Violists is 12.
12.
Correct!
- (Tiger mum: Eddy did maths tutoring for sure!) - Okay, second question.
Okay.
Oh...
Oh, that's a good one!
Five years ago, Ling Ling was twelve...
Three years ago...
Fourteen!
- (Tiger mum: Pretty good!) - You got it right!
- (Very fast!) - Okay, last one, last one.
- How many days? - Annette: Yes.
So you assume it's just nonstop practising.
No sleep. No breaks.
Nothing.
Three and a half–
But I feel like Ling Ling can do it in one day.
But I'll say three and a half days.
You're right! You got all your math questions correct.
- Yeah! I study. - Congrats, Eddy.
- (Tiger mum: Not dishonour the famiry. Very good!) - Okay, next station.
- Hello! - Hello!
I have to focus. Alright.
Eunice: Hey, are you a practice room?
Because I want you, and I hope you're not taken.
Eunice: Do you wanna borrow my tuner?
'Cause you're looking pretty SHARP to me.
Pfft!! Bro!!
- Nah. "Violins are typically..." - Did you just move from chord V to chord I?
Because I think you're perfect.
- Oh my god! - Eunice: I know we just met,
and we're only at the exposition.
But what do you think about taking things to the development section?
Eunice: Are you that note I messed up during the concert?
Because I can't stop thinking about you.
Eunice: You know you're just like my piano.
As long as you're mine, you'll never get played.
Eunice: You know what's the difference between–
Alright.
Mozart was born...
in S...
Salzburg, Austria, in 1756.
Haydn...
including the unnumbered symphonies are 106,
called the Father of Symphony.
The lowest register of the Clarinet
often referred to as the...
"Chalumeau?"
Debussy won the prize of the Grand Prix de Rome
with his composition L'enfant prodigue...
prodigue or something?
And...
The fifth one was...
S***!
Oh, violin is made out of spruce or maple wood!
(Tiger mum: Very good! 5 out of 5!) - Whoa! - Eddy: Let's go!
(Very good at studying.)
Oh, f**! This way.
(That's why he go get the doctor cloak now)
(because he got 5/5.)
(Ready to be the doctor.)
(Look at him wear his doctor cloak.)
(His parents must be so proud.)
Eddy: Oh, crap!
(Now he must put the rice on the treble clef.)
Eddy: Dude, this is impossible.
(Oh, look at that rice on the table!)
(Why you spill the rice everywhere?)
It's gonna take forever!
I feel like if my mum was watching this, she like...
She'd be raging right now...
...at all the rice that I'm dropping.
(Tiger mum: Not enough to be good at studying,)
(you must also have steady hands to do surgery.)
(Hai! Brushing rice off table!)
Is it good enough?
- Eddy: Pass? - (If you call that good enough,)
- Awesome! Whew! - (If you call that good enough,)
(then you should never do surgery.)
(Tiger mum: Oh, pretty good!)
- Eddy: Crap. - (The order of the strokes seems to be correct.)
(But why your brush looks so...)
(...so ugly.)
(Oh, very good! Correct!)
(Finally, last one.)
(He must play the Zigeunerweisen,)
(the difficult piece,)
(while walking on painful foot massage pebble.)
(Tiger mum: Not bad!)
(Not bad! He hit the high note.)
- That was alright. - (Finished with the time of 10:54.)
- Yeah. - (Finished with the time of 10:54.)
- Nice! - (Finished with the time of 10:54.)
Whew!
(Let's see if contestant Brett can beat the time of 10:54)
(Tiger mum: Oh, shoes off!)
(Here we start.)
(Brett looking much more nimble and agile–)
(Oh, what a good dodge!)
(Oh!)
(He must have a lot of experience as kid dodging slipper.)
(Cheeky boy!)
(Oh, but he got hit in the butt.)
Nah, you're not gonna do it, Ollie!
Brett: That's a fake.
Brett: I knew it! I knew it!
(HAIYA!)
(This boy ninja!)
- Throw harder! Harder! Peg it! Peg it! - Two, bro. I'm too good.
(Only been hit by two!)
(Tiger Mum: Oh, oh, he made a fatal error!)
- Nice, nice. - How many was there?
- Eddy: Five. - (Tiger Mum: Overall got hit by slipper five times.)
This is the worst part of the game.
Nah, arms straight.
Argh!
God!
(Why do both these boys do extra squat?)
(Waste of energy.)
That's it.
Alright, let's see how good Brett's maths is.
Alright, okay.
Twelve.
(Tiger Mum: He didn't even need to use the whiteboard!)
Annette: Correct!
Annette: Okay, next.
Yes I am!
(Tiger Mum: Oh, he's struggling a little bit!)
(There's a trick to this question!)
(Don't fall for the trap!)
Four?
- (Haiya!) - Brett: Five?
- (Ohh!) - Annette: Wrong!
- (Ohh! Stupid!) - Annette: The answer's "fourteen".
- Annette: [Mandarin] Punishment. - Eddy: Ohh!!!
(Haiya! Contestant Brett fell for the trap!)
- This is the worst! - (He forgot to come back to the present!)
(10 second punishment!)
Oh!
Alright!
- Bro, isn't there one more question? - Annette: You have one more!
- Ohh! No! - (Naughty boy! Go back to exam!)
He wants to go on the date,
he's like, "I don't want to go to maths class!"
Pass! Pass, pass, pass.
I don't know.
- (Haiya!) - Brett: I don't know. I don't know! - That's not fair, that's...
It's too painful!
Should be 20 seconds if you pass!
Too painful!
- I heard the number 100! - (Need to go back to math tutoring on Friday!)
It's so painful!
Argh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Ooh!
That's cheating.
- Hi. - Hi!
Are you bubble tea, half sugar no ice?
- 'Cause I crave you every day. - Oh, s***!
Oh!
Do you like raisins?
How do you feel about a date?
Eunice: Do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I walk by again?
She's just going full speed, nonstop!
I think I saw you on Spotify!
You were listed as "The Hottest Single".
Eddy: Dude, Brett is focused!
Eddy: Brett is so focused, look at him!
He's not simping at all!
By the way, was there still quarantine
when you were flying between countries?
'Cause you know, you can't spell "quarantine" without
Eunice: "U", "R", "A", "Q", "T" (you are a cutie).
Eddy: Ohh!
Eunice: Nice shirt! Is that TwoSet Apparel?
But you know what else you'll look good in?
My arms.
He's buckling, man, he's buckling.
He was just pretending to be studying, he wasn't studying at all...!
Eunice: Do you wanna borrow my tuner?
- 'Cause you're looking pretty sharp...! - I'm screwed!
I used up all my pickup lines.
Eunice: Sorry.
You, okay, now I can...
Eunice: Uh...
- Brett: Sorry! - What the f*** is he doing...
- Eddy: She's leaning in! - Uh...
Beethoven, 1770, Bonn...Born.
- (Tiger Mum: Very good, one correct.) - French Horn uncoiled is 3.7 to 4 meters.
- (Ooh, two correct!) - Strings were made out of catgut.
Um...
- (Contestant Brett struggling after 3!) - Oh, s***.
I just hear "you are a cutie", you know?
Ah, s***.
(Contestant Brett seems to be struggling!)
Okay, I'm giving up!
- Okay, so two...20 seconds. - Haiya...oh, it's wet!
Ugh, it's even worse!
He did alright, 3 out of 5.
Oh, Stravinsky!
Honey jar, ohhh, you're kidding!
(This is why no dating until college!)
Alright, this is still...agh.
S***.
Dude, this button is...okay, here we go.
(Tiger Mum: Oh look!)
(Look so handsome as doctor!)
This one.
Oh!
- Brett: Do I put it in my ear? - What?!
Eddy: He got the treble as well...!
Brett: Can I do this?
That's cheating, bro!
You can't use your hands!
(Tiger Mum: Oh!)
- (Contestant Brett using different strategy!) - Eddy: Bro, is that how you eat at home?
Eddy: Your mum is gonna be like, so embarrassed.
- The guests are over, man, - Brett: I got this!
- you gotta use your chopsticks. - Brett: Doctor Yang!
Brett: The parallel universe that never existed.
Here we go!
Ling Ling has 100 musicians.
(Tiger Mum: Watching this footage made me think of)
(all the time my kid forgot to cook the rice before I come home!)
Brett: Oh, shi...!
Yep, sounds about right.
Oh, no!
Brett: This feels like I'm doing the honey thing.
The Squid Game thing, I'm gonna get shot, if I don't do it right.
So scary.
(Tiger Mum: Oh, he really taking his time.)
- Brett: My patient survived. - (You call that patient survived?!)
- (Patient already dead 10 times.) - That's right. Oh no.
Not the next one!
Oh-ho-ho-ho, s***!
Dude, that's hard!
(Apparently contestant Brett skipped Chinese school as a kid.)
I don't know if I can write that!
Oh, yeah.
I thought so.
Sure, you did.
S***.
Bro, you're dripping ink everywhere.
(Tiger Mum: Start with one stroke!)
(Two stroke!)
(Oh!)
(Not bad!)
Oh, oh!
Oh, s***!
- Missing... - Keep...keep going!
He's trying to read her facial expressions,
to see if he's doing the right thing!
Eddy: Dude, that's so funny.
- Brett: It's like... - Eddy: Bro, it's actually kind of right!
Eddy: Like, kind of legit.
- Eddy: Almost! - Brett: I'm missing something, I don't know,
feel like I'm missing something.
(Tiger Mum: He got the centre bit, but can he remember...)
- Brett: 樂！ - (...the part on the side?)
Brett: That's not right, there's something missing on the side!
Brett: Is it like two dots, or is it like a little...
...thingy, you know, that comes down like a gate?
樂！
(Tiger Mum: He thinking very hard.)
- Brett: I'm gonna go for it. - He's regretting skipping Chinese school.
Hah?!
HAH?!
- Ohh! No..! - (Tiger Mum: Contestant Brett fails the first one.)
- Brett: S***. - Oh, nice!
- Oh! - Eddy: You know this one!
- (Tiger Mum: He drink this every day, so he should know.) - Oh wait, I'm sorry, I just...
...just...just wrong stroke, sorry.
Brett: You know what I'm writing, right?
Annette: Yes.
(Tiger Mum: This look not like Chinese, look like abstract art!)
Bro, no, that's right! It's not...
Brett: Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Yeah!
(Tiger Mum: Let' see if Brett can play the Zigeunerweisen,)
- (while walking on pebble!) - Come on, man.
Eddy: Play for your relatives, do them proud.
- Brett: Alright, here we go. - I'm the relative right now, filming.
Ohh!!!
Ahh!
- Bam! - Eddy: Ayy! - (Tiger Mum: Very good!)
- (But Brett got the time of 14:04!) - Oh, s***.
- Annette: Brett was slower? - Yeah.
Annette: Oh, wow.
Yeah, I thought I was...
What...?!
(Meaning that Eddy was Ultimate Asian Childhood Warrior!)
Alright, that's it for the game today, everyone.
Just want to say thank you to
Annette, Eunice, and Ollie for participating,
and also the rest of the crew.
And also special thank you to YST
for letting us use their space.
As a final punishment, since Brett lost the game,
uh, he will now have the crew all throw a slipper at him.
- Bye-bye! - Uh, I'm gonna defend myself with this,
come on, bring it on.
Aghhhh! Woo-hoo-hoo!