Well, my movie..
...has been officially cancelled.
Um, Joey, I'm so sorry.
You want some of my breakfast?
Nah. I'm too depressed to eat.
I'll probably eat in, like, five minutes.
So, I guess I'll just fly home with you guys.
- What time's your flight? - What about my cab?
I don't need that anymore.
No, Joey, you borrowed my cab. You have to drive it back.
I don't wanna drive all the way back by myself.
I get so lonely.
Oh, oh, how about if you come with me?
I don't know, it's such a long trip.
No, it'll be great. We, we can talk and, and play games, huh?
This could be our chance to, like..
...renew our friendship.
Are you asking me to have a frienaissance?
- Sure? - Alright.
Although I don't think we really need one, baby.
I never stopped lovin' you.
Okay, you have 19 questions left.
Use them wisely.
Hmm.
Come on, Joey, you can't win
if you don't ask any questions!
What?
Well, you promised me a fun road trip
and we've been on the road for six hours
and you've been asleep for five and a half.
We are switching at the next rest stop
and you are going to drive the whole way back.
That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper.
- Alright, alright. - Yeah.
And until then, you are going to sing to me
because the radio's broken and you are selfish
but, you have a nice voice.
- Really? I don't-- - Sing!
♪ A-a-a-a-I uh..♪
♪ Wanna rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ All ni-i-ight.. ♪♪
[instrumental music]
(Joey) Man, this is a long drive.
Are my eyes open?
No!
How could you pick up a hitchhiker?
He could be a rap..
He could be a rapist or a killer or something.
Don't you think I asked him that before he got in?
You know what? I'm not talking to you.
You go back to sleep.
And you, are you a rapist?
- No. - Do you like car games?
Yeah, you know, the, uh, license plate game?
I love the license plate game.
Oh, I'll play, I'll play.
No, no. You need your sleep. Night-night.
Shh!
[instrumental music]
Oh, wait, wait. There's the train station.
This is where I get off.
Well, I have your address and phone number.
And I have your name and the fact
that you're a drifter, so..
...ball's pretty much in your court.
Alright. See you, Pheebs.
Come on, Pheebs. I can't take this anymore.
Please talk to me.
Oh, well, let me, let me make it up to you, huh?
Well.
♪ Ground control to Major Tom ♪
♪ Commencing countdown ♪
♪ Engines on ♪
♪ Take your protein pills ♪
♪ And put your helmet on ♪♪
Stop it! Stop it! No!
That's not fair.
You know I can't resist that beautiful voice.
Pheebs, look, I'm so sorry.
I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend
and I didn't deliver, okay, but, but, but now I know
that you think being awake
is an important part of friendship, so..
...so, so I will strive to, to stay awake
for as long as I know you.
You can still, like, sleep at night and stuff.
Well, thank you.
So, can we play 20 questions now? I got a really good one.
I've been thinking about it since Kansas.
Okay.
Is it..
...a kind of hot sandwich?
Yes.
Is it a meatball sub?
That is incredible!
You are the master.