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oh
that's right prepare to meet the power
of imagination
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okay all right i don't know why i
thought this would work hey oh get off
me
get on you're so strong god i hate this
get up stop using your mouth
hello zombie annie what big fist you
have
in your face
you miss up scotty in your face
shirley i don't know what you are but in
your
face
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your friends nobody knows
okay okay i've been bit y'all oh
i can hear those fingers calling my name
troy
troy did you get my text did you get my
text message
um i think it's
i gotta stop hanging out with her she
sounds like a chicken finger
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whoa
hey annie it's me
troy oh i don't know where abit is i can
try calling him if you want
nah i'm not looking for my other half
i'm looking for you girl oh
yeah let that sink in for a second
you know i never noticed how beautiful
you are
troy you're being weird sorry it took me
so long they made me find a shirt
bon you remember troy um we went to high
school together and he's in my study
group
hey what's up man hi bro i'm not your
bro
bro oh well actually everyone is my bro
in the whole entire universe you know
because everything is connected
rocks eagles hats yeah well some things
are more connected than others
like tarantulas and me peeing my pants
or me and annie what wait troy what
tell him tell him that you've been in
love with me since high school what
wait a minute is that your mountain
flower no
i mean i never want to lie to you
so i will tell you i did have feelings
for him but it's over i swear
you swear like british word that she
didn't like jeff and then gave him a
copy of my poem so he could laugh at me
with a cherry shepherd lady
what's happening again your study group
is evil
and you don't deserve ice cream
well he's a baby now where were we
i like him why would you do that
troy it's me abed
i made it through i'm a cartoon now
that's impossible
nothing's impossible in here animals can
talk your heart is shaped like a heart
and the smell of pie can make you float
you have to believe
troy wait you don't have to believe
i didn't
i may have done some damage there mr
hawthorne is ready to commence his
bequeathings
shouldn't you be telling that to an
orderly he's gonna give us gifts
oh cool i mean
cool i don't want pierce to die but
if i'm gonna get bequeathed upon i'd
like to be bequeathed a drum kit
or a signed photo of hector lavar burp
those would be my top two wishes
my third wish would be a million wishes
but i'd just use them all on a million
signed photos of actual barber
excuse me i'm looking for troy barnes
pierce hawthorne sent me dr charles just
report
but i'll call him
hey troy hi
i'm levar burton
here's got levar burton to come here for
troy is there anyone he can't produce
no i'm really getting mad why am i only
when he decided to torture
rachel
i told pierce a thousand times i never
wanted to meet lavar in person
i just wanted a picture you can't
disavoid a picture
i hate you bears
i hate you so much
so do you go to school nearby
well are you more familiar with me from
star trek or reading rainbow
reading rainbow is the show i hosted and
produced for 25 years on pbs
never seen it
in the sky i can go twice as high
take a look it's in a book reading
rainbow
reading
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to love me
hmm wondering if bobby's new best friend
also gotten the best gift
i got i bet the best gift i tell you
what it is but
it's an even cooler secret
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yes
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impressive i dismantled that valve and i
put out that free cake because i wanted
to see what you could do
you got a gift kid you know that right a
gift for sinks
big deal i'm a student i like learning
yeah right learning learn everything
learn until you're dead
or you can call this number
that's a company that fixes toilets and
sinks oh man listen to me
toilets and sinks real things things
that people always use
and always need to get fixed this is a
life kid
a real one doing something that matters
something that makes sense
the only thing that makes sense is this
learning thoughts so i can think
and get a student loan and grind my own
coffee and understand
hbo you don't have to do that kid
you're special you could be a plumber
you could be a plumber troy i know you
could be a plumber i'm not gonna be
okay i'm gonna be sophisticated
and have no job or a job that looks from
a distance like i do nothing
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where
women aren't funny your wife must have a
sense of humor
she's seen you naked oh
got my cucumber do i call you or do i
just commit a crime
probably committing a crime would get me
to you quicker this is made my most
inviting
thank you and good night