Crop dust.
We got a crop duster.
We're Dude Perfect Welcome to Soap Box Derby Battle.
Here we go.
Dude Perfect.
The rules in this battle are simple.
Each dude must build their own soapbox car to race
down the track.
The three guys with the fastest time in the first round
move on to the finale.
Guys, Purple Hoser checking in.
What's up friends?
It's Coby.
What's up guys?
It's going to be a little bit longer wheelbase,
which I think is ok as long as I don't bottom out.
I'm going to build this to be like an old school like Oregon
Trail wagon, kind of wood around the sides.
Maybe put a canopy up top.
[SCREAMING] Got some 50 gallon drums
I'm going to set as the body.
That's the plan.
Could change over time.
That's what we're going for.
What's up, guys?
Cory checking in with the Dolly trolley.
As you can see, I've got a really solid base.
I'm gone for an unbreakable vibe here.
And if I need just a little extra at the end to end to win.
All right.
I have just disassembled a perfectly good wheelbarrow.
This will be my seat.
And then I removed the front wheels of two different youth
bikes.
Sorry, kids.
Hope there's no ramps on the course.
Today's mission is simple.
Get a Chubby Dubby.
I have to win, a victory, a W. I actually think we can do it.
Cowboy wagons coming along.
Finishing up the canopy.
Going to mount the horses and--
Got a cotton brother welding.
Get the camera.
Sorry, Gary.
I feel like every interview I have gets interrupted.
And yeah, then it's just--
Somebody get them.
I'm going to need that welder, brother.
It's unbelievable.
All right.
I am welling up a little bracket to attach my two wheelbarrow
wheels to the back of my vehicle.
And if you don't know how to weld,
then probably don't even attempt it.
It's my first time welding ever.
(SINGING)
That's so sick.
Simple is better.
Everybody's making theirs all fancy.
Adding all kinds of stuff.
It's not about that.
It's about the need for speed.
This feels like a first place whip.
Well, at least you look cool.
Giddy up.
Let's go.
Welcome to Derby Day.
Oh, baby.
Do we have a fun battle for the boys.
Now 300 meters worth of course to deal with,
zigzags through the hay bales.
You go over the first kicker, down Bumpy Boulevard,
and then final jump to finish it all.
Going to be a fun day.
Let's go to the track.
This is Trigger.
This is War Admiral.
They're about to take me to victory.
I'm feeling pretty confident.
I am going to lose the cowboy hat for a helmet.
I mean, safety first, guys.
Here we go in 3, 2, 1, go.
And Purple looks for another podium.
He's off.
The Soapbox Derby Battle underway.
Oh, he handles it with ease.
Go, Gary, go.
Go, Gary.
What a performance!
Go baby, go.
Ah, no.
Ah.
Go, Gary, go.
Guys, I need a push.
Here a simple push, simple push.
Come on, brother.
Go, Gar.
Oh, no.
He's about to bottom out.
Oh!
Go, Gar, go.
Finally across the finish line.
Gary, the Purple Hoser, might not be podium bound.
A late game faulter.
All right Gar, with the official time.
It's 1 minute 8 seconds.
Ah, that hay bale got me boy.
That was so close to flawless.
I'm not going to lie, I'm ready to go again, boys.
Unlike Gary, I don't have a theme.
Because I don't need a theme, I need a miracle.
I need a miracle for safety and for a W.
Here we go in 3, 2, 1, go.
And he is off.
A lot of speed.
Just take it nice and easy.
Off to a really hot start here.
Going through the zigzags.
He's going to the first kicker right now.
Big air.
Oh!
Oh, wow.
Oh, oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, oh.
I don't know why he didn't turn, but he just hit hay.
Trying to weasel his way out of the hay.
He is going to be slow coming over these jumps, folks.
Go, Cory, go.
Cory.
Turn it up.
It's going to be close.
I don't know.
He may have done it if he can stay on for this jump.
Oh, he does.
He does!
A fist pump for Cor.
54 seconds.
I made a tough decision.
I went straight into the hay bale.
We saw that.
Didn't seem like it was that tough of a decision.
I felt in the moment I felt like if I
tried to make a quick turn, I was going to tumble.
And I just needed to take it and so I did.
There's a decent chance I'm going to the finale.
We'll see.
TT checking into the game.
Downhill Bomber ready to do work.
We're going to try and minimize turns, get down there quick,
make the finale.
Here we go in 3, 2, 1, go.
And the Downhill Bomber's off.
And ooh, fast start, big vehicle,
good momentum going for Ty.
Look at the seriousness
Good jump there.
Wow, what a performance so far.
Oh. wow.
Going through Bumpy Boulevard, keeps his wits about him.
What a time.
Come on, take us to victory town.
Oh, oh.
Go Pro down.
Oh Go Pro down.
Wow
I just ran over it.
Yes, well done.
You've got to give him props.
Really good run by Ty.
You're serious face.
Oh, I was dialed.
You've got to be dialed.
It was like you were flying an F-18.
I thought he was in a fighter jet.
That's what I felt like.
Coby up next.
He's trying to take the first step
in what would be a Chub Dub.
We'll see.
This hill's a lot higher than I was thinking.
Guys, it's time for the first step in the Chubby Dubby.
If I don't win, I want him to win.
I'm team Cobes.
Always have been so rooting for the kid here.
3, 2, 1, go.
And the hopes of a Chub Dub are underway.
Good start oh and he almost tilted.
He definitely was on two wheels, maybe even one.
First kicker no problem.
A little overcorrection.
He's going around Speed Bumps Street.
Oh and a sideways wrecker.
Oh, no.
Go, Coby, go.
Ow.
Oh, he's really struggling.
I think there might be some structural damage
to his vehicle.
Go, go.
Oh, this thing's coming to a screeching halt right
by the finish line.
I don't know if he's going to do it.
Go, go.
Whoo-hoo.
With an official time of 58 seconds,
Gary Hilbert is officially eliminated.
Dressing up like Woody.
What a horrible decision.
You look like you're injured.
What happened back there?
I still need to see a medic.
I think I broke my right ankle.
The cart rolled over it twice.
The whole right wheel just went, hoo.
I'm testing out the head first mindset.
You shouldn't do that, Cody.
It's s really bad idea.
You really should not do that.
I think it'll hurt less if I go head first.
You're going to break your wrist.
I'm too scared, man.
There's no way to sit where something bad ain't happening.
I couldn't agree more.
Here we go.
In 3, 2, 1, go.
Here we go, folks.
Cody Jones is off.
Some good straight line speed.
It's pretty steady as he approaches the first kicker.
Oh, boy.
He's flying.
Big air.
Almost.
Oh, it's--
Your training wheel's broken but you're fine.
An absolute disaster for Cody.
Rumbling, bumbling, stumbling, trying to-- oh,
and now he goes to the headfirst maneuver.
Oh, no.
You want to go out like this?
Oh, oh, he's getting taunted.
Coby showing off a little junk in the trunk.
He might stall out here I don't know if he has the juice
to get down the hill.
Taking a nice jog out here.
Oh, hey, there's a guy.
I'll take you to the finish line, for brother.
Final kiss from the course as Cody
nosedives his way to the finish line.
I should have gone head first.
You're dead last, son.
120.
Well, I can't wait to watch the finale.
I'm looking at a lot of destruction, boys.
I would love to talk trash to you, but I lost to this guy.
Does this mean the Chubby Dubby is still available?
Chubby Dubby is still in play.
Chubby Dubby.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Finale is set.
It's twins and TT.
Let's go.
Downhill Bomber.
Speaking of dubs, I hate to steal the Chubby Dubby cubby,
but I'm doing it.
Let's do it.
Here we go In 3, 2, 1, go.
Yes, come on.
They're off.
Right off the bat, go start.
Coby, over the first hurdle.
Ty, fire.
Fire.
Crop dust.
We've got a crop duster.
Dude, they are in it.
Now they're zigzagging.
This is incredible.
Coby's going through.
Oh.
Ty, all three.
Oh, it's the Boston Three Party of wreckage.
Where is he?
Oh, and Ty.
He's wreck-it Ralph style.
He's trying to nos it up.
Not today.
The, Chubby, Dubby.
He did it.
As a team Cobes fan, I'm so proud of you right now.
Thank you.
Guys, I need you to know.
My mind's already been on the fireworks.
Cobesters, when you win in 2021, Buster Brown,
I want you to light a fuse so big
that you get fined by the city.
They're ready, baby.
Y'all are meeting me tonight.
We're doing it.
Let's go.
I'm going to be honest, I actually
thought we may never use those fireworks.
Same.
Cobes, congratulations my man.
Thank you.
Enjoy your last and final battle celebration.
It's over.
Light it.
Oh, wow.
And it's go time.
Probably could have used a little shorter fuse.
I didn't really know how fast it would go but.
It's the slowest thing I've ever seen.
Well, bad news.
Fireworks are about 300 yards that way so we--
No way.
Should we do the trophy presentation while we wait?
We might-- should.
Coby on behalf of the team.
Here you go.
Look at that.
Oh, that's incredible.
Also, I would congratulate you but I've actually
got to take this time to talk about a very important event
that we have coming up.
You guys have the chance to actually
be in a Live Dude Perfect video that we will be filming--
Chaos at the Coliseum Bristol, Tennessee, June 18th.
Tickets on sale now.
There's going to be an incredible show.
We'll be a part of the show and filming a battle.
Chance for Coby to maybe win again.
You guys could see it live.
Monster trucks, dirt bikes, Drift cars.
Moto sports.
Yes, yes.
It's going to be exciting.
Tickets are on sale now.
They're going fast so go check it out--
Chaos at the Coliseum.
June 18th.
We'll see you guys there.
Ty, hurry.
I'm just kidding.
We have like a full hour left.
We've got a long time.
Oh, boy.
Dude.
Coby, Coby.
I'm pretty sure all of Frisco is hearing this.
Oh, a swirly, twirly.
Let's go.
Chubby Dubby for life.
That is nice.
Oh, may all of Frisco know about the Dubby.
Congrats, Cobes.
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I don't know.
It does stuff, apparently.
It's important, we found out.
Signing off for now.
Long distance.
Pound it.
Long distance noggin.
See you.
Can't wait for the next celebration.