Oh hey. I'm Jake just
uhh ya know juggling lemons. YeahLemons.com.
which is a sour dong, something you can do online now guys.
Hey. HEY!
Wanna know how big my potato is?
It's this big.
But I’m not here to brag about my potato size. I’m here to show you
how to cook them!
Grab your favorite potato, hold it up to the screen, and drag this until it’s the same
size.
In the upper righthand corner it’ll approximate the mass, kilocalories, and time needed to
cook it.
Which is probably less than the 400 years on
Histography, an extensive website where every single dot represents a historic event from
Wikipedia.
It spans from 1600 to 2000 and covers a variety of topics including music, construction, and
literature.
When you click on a dot some options will pop up.
You can read about it on wikipedia or watch a video of it.
If the idea of reading or watching or paying attention for a long time is not your thing
then just scroll through and see the dates things happened.
Or select related events to see what similar moments in history.
Enough history, let’s brush up on geography with
Country Quiz, which is really difficult at least for me.
You are shown several photographs of a specific country which you now have to guess.
It also gives you a hint telling you how many letters are in the name of the country.
It’s kind of not that helpful at all but that’s okay because sometimes it’ll show
a picture of the flag.
Now if you want you can cheat and google a list of every country’s flag.
It's okay I won't tell on you. We're friends. Friends, they get each other's backs ya know?
If you have so much knowledge inside you it’s hard to contain let it out with
Song Exploder.
First grab the pair of headphones I’m handing you right now and plug them in.
Select a song.
Any song.
As long as it’s one of these six.
Then rotate the screen and you’ll see the different types of instruments.
You’ll notice the sound shifting around your head.
You can deactivate some sounds to single out the ones you care about most.
You could have them all activat at once but enough glutton, time for
Button...sandbox. Good transition Hannah.
Which is a satisfying DONG where you can draw and write things by selecting or deselecting
these knobs.
If you mess up just erase by clicking again...wait that just made it red.
Okay agai...alright now it’s orange.
One more ti...yellow.
Green.
Blue.
Purple.
Black.
FINALLY!
So don’t mess up.
Look at this stunningly magnificently gorgeous masterpiece.
If you’re obsessed with these dots then might I suggest
Dotowheel?
In this game you need to rotate the dots and place them on the wheel to merge three or
more of the same number.
Click on a dot to swivel them around and click it again to play your turn.
If you’re running out of options you can switch two dots already on the wheel by selecting
both of them.
I lost.
Delightful!
I’m not excited about that.
I was just playing
Shiritori a quick-paced word game.
You’ll be prompted with a letter and you have to come up with the longest word in the
shortest amount of time that you can to achieve more points.
After you finish your word, your opponent has to come up with a word using the last
letter of the one you just wrote.
Now just go back and forth.
In other words just
Oscillate...ors.
Interact with these cute little monsters by dragging up and down.
And switch the oscillator type to listen to this glorious sound.
Oh wow.
Just wow.
That sounded as beautiful as
This full-size instagram photo of me looks. Eh, I give me like a five out of ten. But if you don't wanna look at this all the time which who does really. *Crying*
Type in a profile that isn't mine and stalk away in
full screen.
*sobbing*
Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and
*A Jake noise*
If you want another thing you can do online now guys, well let me tell ya
is called video blocks by story blocks. They were nice enough to support this episode
and support Vsauce. It's a great stock footage site. I use
stock footage all the time. You can get things like this, this this. Ohhhh what about this? Or...yeah.
If you use the link at the top of the description you get a seven day free trial. You can download
anything you want from the member portion of the site and then you get 40% off the marketplace.
So there's a lot of good stuff. They have like after effects templates. Just stock footage in general
motion backgrounds. It's really cool so give it a little lookskiedoodle.
It's really helpful if you're doing video creation I must say.
Alright I'm gonna go give these lemons back to life.
Ya know why? I don't want your lemons life! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons. And as always....
well first and foremost, I'm sorry you had to see me angry
But as always, thanks for watching.
Oh this was a mistake.
*another Jake noise*
That was a mistake.