DURING THE OSCARS THERE WAS A HUGE FLUB AND SOME ARE
SAYING THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME SORT OF PUBLICITY
STUNT, OTHERS ARE SAYING IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE BY PRICE
WATERHOUSE COOPERS, THE ORGANIZATION THAT TABULATES THE
VOTES FOR THE OSCARS AND ENSURES THAT EVERYTHING GOES SMOOTHLY.
DURING THE END OF THE AWARD SHOW, THERE WAS OF COURSE THE
LAST FINAL CATEGORY LEFT AND THAT WAS BEST FILM AND ALL OF
THE SUDDEN, WARREN BEATTY AND FAYE DUNAWAY OPENED THE
ENVELOPE AND WARREN BEATTY PAUSES AND IT WAS SUPER
ANNOYING BECAUSE IT SEEMED TO SO HE WANTED TO LEAVE EVERYONE
IN SUSPENSE BUT HE ALSO HAD THIS PUZZLED LOOK ON HIS FACE.
THEN FAYE DUNAWAY ESSENTIALLY NUDGED HIM AND WAS LIKE,
OKAY, GO AHEAD AND READ IT.
THE SHE SAID YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.
IN A JOKING WAY.
RITA.
AND HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
THAT POINT, FAYE DUNAWAY READS THAT LALA LAND HAD 1.
ALL OF THE PEOPLE FROM LALA LAND GO UP IN THEIR CELEBRATING
AND GIVING THEIR SPEECHES AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
THERE'S ALL THIS COMMOTION AND IT TURNS OUT THAT THEY WERE
HANDED THE WRONG ENVELOPE.
THE ENVELOPE THAT THEY WERE GIVEN WAS FOR BEST ACTRESS
WHICH OF COURSE WAS EMMA STONE
IN LA LA LAND.
THE REAL WINNERS FOR BEST FILM WERE THE PEOPLE BEHIND
MOONLIGHT.
SORRY, I'M MIXING UP THE MOVIES.
MOONLIGHT ACTUALLY WON BEST FILM AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S
ALL THIS CRAZINESS ON STAGE AND THEY HAD TO EXPLAIN WHAT
WAS GOING ON AND SO GO AHEAD.
YOU GUYS TAKE IT.
OKAY, SOME CONTEXT 1ST.
WARREN BEATTY OFTEN SPEAKS THAT WAY, SO A LOT OF PEOPLE
WERE LIKE, THAT'S HIM PAUSING LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES.
BEN, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN I DO BUT THAT'S A SENSE I GET
FROM SEEING HIM IN PUBLIC.
HE HAS A VERY DELIBERATE CADENCE TO THE WAY THAT HE SPEAKS.
HE DOES, JUST LIKE THAT.
IT'S SUPER COOL AND PART OF HIS MANNER OF SPEAKING THAT
HE DOESN'T THINK THAT HE USED TO CALL MY DAD, A COUPLE OF
TIMES WHEN MY DAD WAS AT HOME AND I WOULD ANSWER THE PHONE AND
IT WAS ALWAYS WITHIN A SECOND VERY CLEAR, HEY, IS FRANK THERE?
HE'S NOT IN NOW.
WILL THIS IS, WARNED BEATTY.
CAN I LEAVE A MESSAGE.
THIS IS SO EXCITING THAT THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS EXCITED NOW.
BY THE WAY, LET ME EXPLAIN TO A LOT OF PEOPLE FOR A
SECOND THROUGH HIM UNDER THE BUS BUT THEN THEY REALIZE NO,
HE'D BEEN GIVEN THE WRONG CARD.
HE IS NOW FINE, BACK ON THE BUS AND ANDREA.
THE REASON HE PAUSES LIKE THAT SOMETIMES IS TO COLLECT HIS
THOUGHTS THAT GIVEN THE PRESIDENT THAT WE HAVE,
THAT IS SOMETIMES A GOOD THING.
SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD TO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK,
ESPECIALLY IN A CASE LIKE THIS WHERE HE IS READING ON
THEIR, EMMA STONE, LALA LAND.
WHAT IS THE SAY THAT?
I'M NOT GOING TO SPEAK IT, THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
THAT IS WHAT IS GOING THROUGH HIS HEAD.
AND ALSO HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
HE DIDN'T EVEN READ WHO THE ALLEGED WINNERS WERE.
HE PAUSED BECAUSE HE WAS CONFUSED BY THE ENVELOPE
THAT WAS GIVEN TO HIM.
THEY DUNAWAY WAS THE ONE WHO SAID LALA LAND.
SHE PROBABLY QUICKLY READ IT WITHOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON.
IN HER BENEFIT, I THINK THAT HE SHOWED HER THE THING TO
SAY WHAT DO WE DO?
LIKE, SHE SAID GET ON WITH AND HE WAS ESSENTIALLY LIKE I AM
PAUSING, HOW DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD HANDLE THIS AND SHE,
THINKING HE WAS BEING GRACIOUS AND LETTING HER SAY THE WINNER
READ THE LALA LAND PART BECAUSE I'M SURE IT SAID, I'D LIKE
TO SEE THAT, I HAVEN'T SEEN THE CARD BUT I'M SURE IT SAYS,
THERE'S NO QUESTION, LALA LAND, EMMA STONE.
SHE SAW THAT BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING IS
WRONG BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONE AT THAT POINT IT WAS LOOKING.
I READ A LEGAL ANALYSIS TODAY ONLINE WHICH IS WHERE YOU SHOULD
REALLY TRUST HER LEGAL ANALYSIS AND THEY SAID THAT THEY DUNAWAY
COULD BE THE PROXIMATE CAUSE AND IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO BE SUED,
THEN SHE MIGHT BE THIS BOOK PARTY HELD MOST RESPONSIBLE THAT
SUED FOR WHAT?
WAS SO LOST?
THIS IS SO INSANE.
IT'S AN AWARD SHOW AND THERE WAS A MISTAKE AND EVERYONE IS
MAKING THIS CRAZY CAPITAL CASE OUT OF IT.
IS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
I'M SURE THE PEOPLE BEHIND LALA LAND WERE A LITTLE
DISAPPOINTED THAT THEY DIDN'T WIN BEST FILM.
LET'S MOVE ONTO
BUT THEY DIDN'T WIN.
SO WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, ARE THERE DAMAGES FOR THE 97
SECONDS THAT YOU THINK YOU WHEN?
NO DOUBT
WHAT KIND OF DAMAGES?
EMOTIONAL DISTRESS
THOUGH
GIVES YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED, THEY HAVE TO CARDS ON
THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE THEATER AS YOU ARE ENTERING
THE STAGE SO THEY HAD GIVEN THE EMMA STONE BEST ACTRESS,
THE WORD RIGHT BEFORE BEST PICTURE TO LEONARDO
DICAPRIO THAT HE READY, EVERYTHING IS TIME.
THEY ARE FROM THE OTHER SIDE, THEY GOT THE CARD BEFORE
EACH SIDE.
WE PRESUME WHAT HAPPENED.
THE EXPLANATION YOU JUST GAVE SEEMS LIKE IT'S SUPER LOGICAL
THAT THE PERSON ON ONE SIDE DIDN'T MOVE THE BEST ACTRESS ONE
TO THE BACK AND JIMMY KIMMEL WAS SAYING THERE WAS A LOT OF
ACTIVITY BACK THERE AND THEY WERE TRYING TO GET IN ONE MORE
MATT DAMON BED BUT YOU IMAGINE THAT THE PRICE WATERHOUSE
PEOPLE ARE NOT INVOLVED IN ANY OF THAT.
BUT SOMEBODY FORGOT TO MOVE IT TO THE BACK OR PUT IT
BACK IN THE BRIEFCASE OR WHATEVER HAPPENS WHEN YOURS
IS IN THE ONE TAKEN.
THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW LET'S ADDRESS SOME OF THE ISSUES.
IS ANYONE GOING TO SUE?
NOTE.
THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
2ND, WAS A SIMPLE BLISSETT EAST ON?
HATE HAVE A GREAT IDEA TO GET MORE ATTENTION.
TAKE
THE GRENADE AND PULL THE PIN AND PUT IT RIGHT UNDERNEATH ME
AND THAT IT BLOWS UP.
PEOPLE WOULD PAY ATTENTION TO YOU BUT YOU WOULD ALSO BE DEAD.
THIS DOES UNTOLD DAMAGE TO PRICE WATERHOUSE COOPER.
THERE REPUTATION WITH A PROTECTED FOR 83 YEARS FOR THE
OSCARS, THEY WOULD NEVER PULL THAT PEN AND AGREED AT THIS.
AND IN FACT, THOSE GUYS HAD MEMORIZED ALL THE WINNERS
NAMES INCLUDING ANIMATED SHORT SIMMONS CINEMATOGRAPHY AND
ALL THAT STUFF.
THE BEST PICTURE THEY GET THERE THEY GO LALA WAY THAT THEY
ARE LIKE WHAT?
IT'S NOT.
THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE NO.
MOONLIGHT, RAY?
I AM WATCHING IT LIVE IN I SEE PEOPLE GOING BEHIND THE
STAGE AND I AM LIKE IS THERE SOME SORT OF PROTEST GOING ON?
SOME SORT OF COMMOTION?
HORWITZ IS LOOKING AROUND AND YOU'RE LIKE THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG HERE.
THE THIRD GUY SAYS AND I THINK ALL THESE PEOPLE, EVEN
THOUGH WE LOST.
I WAS LIKE WHAT?
YOU JUST ONE.
IT WAS HORWITZ THAT READ IT RIGHT?
HE WAS SO CLASSY.
HE IS GETTING A LOT OF LOVE.
LALA LAND PRODUCER IS THE TUTORIAL WE NEED RIGHT NOW.
HE DID THE RIGHT THING BUT WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING HIM
LIKE HE IS SOME SORT OF HERO?
THAT IS WHAT HE IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITH YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE LIKE NO, THAT'S MY WORD THAT HE DIDN'T WIN.
THAT'S TRUE.
YOU'RE ON A PUBLIC STAGE, EVERYONE'S WATCHING YOU
DIVE COURSE YOU'RE GOING TO SAY WE DIDN'T WIN, MOONLIGHT
ONCE I HEAR YOU GO.
BUT WE HAVE REACHED A POINT AND IT IS WHAT I FEAR IN
POLITICS, WHERE MERE DECENCY AND NORMALCY WILL BE ACCEPTED
SO WE WILL END UP IN WITH A PRESIDENTIAL RACE GOING
FORWARD OF MIKE PENCE VERSUS EVAN BY AND WE WILL ALL BE
LIKE WHILE IT IS NOT DONALD TRUMP.
THANK GOD THAT YOU ARE RIGHT BUT THERE ARE WAYS TO DO IT THAT YOU
COULD HAVE LET JIMMY KIMMEL AND WARREN BEATTY HANDLED IT
BUT HE SENSE THAT THERE WAS AN DECISION AND HE JUST TOOK
CHARGE OF THE MOMENT.
THAT HE DID NOT HAVE TO DO WHICH WAS HEY, HE SAID AGGRESSIVELY.
WELL, THERE IS A MISTAKE THAT NO JOKE, MOONLIGHT 1.
CONGRATULATIONS GUYS DUCK, PETER GET YOUR OSCAR'S ARE QUICK
TO SHOW THE CARD.
HE WAS WELL COMPOSED MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IT.
ANOTHER'S MEANS OF HIM HOLDING UP THE CARD AND ASSIST
THINGS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS.
THERE ARE A LOT OF GREAT MEANS OF HIM HOLDING UP THE CARD.
THAT LEADS ME TO THE CONTEXT THAT I WAS ALLUDING TO.
WHY IS EVERYONE FLIPPING OUT AND GIVING JORDAN HORWITZ ALL
OF THIS CREDIT?
LET'S KEEP IT REAL DONE HOLLYWOOD THERE ARE GIANT EGOS.
THIS IS THE ERA THAT WILL BE HEARD FOR DECADES.
1ST OF ALL, IT'S A GIANT, INCREDIBLE THING.
APPARENTLY WE CAN'T AND ANYTHING ANYMORE WITHOUT A GIANT
SURPRISE AT THE END.
THE ELECTION, BRAXTON, SUPER BOWL, CAVS, CUBS COMING
FROM BEHIND.
VILLANOVA.
EVERYTHING IS HUGE.
EVERYTHING TURNS OF THE END.
THEY HAD TO DO THAT LAST TWIST I LOVED IT, HAD FUN.
EVERYBODY DID, EXCEPT THE PEOPLE DIRECTLY INVOLVED.
I LOVE HOLLYWOOD.
THEY TEACHES GOOD VALUES LIKE THE GOOD GUYS SHOULD WIN, ALL OF
THAT STUFF, BUT I HAVE DEALT WITH A COUPLE OF HOLLYWOOD
FOLKS, BUT I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE SOME SIGNIFICANT EGOS SO THEY
FILL A NORMAL HOLLYWOOD PERSON WOULD FEEL EMBARRASSED THAT THEY
WENT UP ON STAGE, THEY GOT THIS AWARD BUT ACTUALLY THEY DIDN'T
WHEN.
THERE WOULD BE TERRIBLE REPERCUSSIONS BEHIND THE SCENES.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
THAT IS WHY THEY'RE SAYING TO JORDAN HEY LOOK, HE DIDN'T
HAVE THE EGO THING.
HOW DARE YOU, AND STORM OFF.
I THINK THE REASON HE IS GETTING PRAISE, HE DID THE
DECENT THING BUT HE TOOK CHARGE OF THE SITUATION IN A
MANNER THAT CREATED THIS MOMENT WHERE THE LAW THE LAND
PEOPLE WERE INCREDIBLY DECENT TO THE MOONLIGHT PEOPLE.
THEM IN MY PEOPLE WERE INCREDIBLY DECENT TO THE
LOVELAND PEOPLE AND IT WAS SORT OF NICE.
IT CREATED A
NICE MOMENT IN A SCRIPTED TELEVISION SHOW AND THIS
WAS LIVE TELEVISION AND LOOK, IT WAS GREAT.
I THINK EVERY FOUR YEARS THEY SHOULD DO IT AGAIN AND WE
WOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE IS THIS THE YEAR?
KNOW, THAT WAS THE REAL WINNER THEY ANNOUNCED I MAY BE WILL BE
NEXT YEAR.
IT WAS VERY EXCITING AND YOU FEEL BAD INITIALLY FOR
THE PEOPLE WHO WERE THERE AND WARREN AND FAYE CELEBRATING THE
15TH ANNIVERSARY OF BONNIE AND CLYDE.
I FEEL BAD FOR THEM AND I THOUGHT WARREN BEATTY WAS
GREAT.
HE HANDLED IT REALLY WELL.
HE CAME UP AND CLARIFIED.
AS SERIOUS HE SAID HEY, IS SAID EMMA STONE, WHILE THE LAND
I INSTANTLY WAS LIKE I GET IT.
HE
HE'S LIKE I WASN'T TRYING TO BE FUNNY.
I THOUGHT HE WAS GREAT AND IN THE HANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE
WITHOUT WARREN BEATTY OR JORDAN HORWITZ THERE, HE COULD'VE
GONE MUCH WORSE.
IT DIDN'T DO IT ENDED UP BEING NOTHING, IT'S FINE.
THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THE PEACEFUL
TRANSITION OF OSCARS.
WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 89
YEARS, WE'VE A PROUD HISTORY OF THE STOCK
BUT WHEN WE LOOK ONLINE, THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO YOU READ
THE STORIES WHO SAID IT WASN'T MY FAULT, WAS PRETTY LONG.
BY THE WAY, THAT IS ANOTHER THING THAT I WANTED TO SAY.
LET'S NOT DO A WITCHHUNT.
SOMEBODY SCREWED UP THE CARD THING.
THEY WILL VERY LIKELY GET FIRED BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO GET
INTO WHOSE FAULT WAS IT THE
YOU KNOW WHY?
WE CAN'T LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT THIS IS.
IT IS AN AWARDS CEREMONY FOR INCREDIBLY PRIVILEGED
WEALTHY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WHO ARE ESSENTIALLY GIVING EACH
OTHER AWARDS FOR WHATEVER THEY SUCCEEDED IN.
THAT IS ALL THIS IS.
I KNOW THIS SEEMS LIKE A BIG DEAL BECAUSE MILLIONS OF
PEOPLE ARE WATCHING AND THESE ARE HUGE CELEBRITIES BUT AGAIN,
THEY ARE PRIVILEGED PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
IT'S JUST AN AWARD.
AND BY THE WAY, PRICE WATERHOUSE, I GET IT.
THIS IS THEIR FIRST MISTAKE.
THEY CAN MAKE TO BEFORE YOU FIRE THEM.
I WOULDN'T FIRE THEM.
IT WOULDN'T FIRE ANYBODY.
YOUR 82 AND 1.
THEY STILL DESERVE A NUMBER ONE SEED.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF WE WERE THE NUMBER ONE THE COMPANY
MAKING SURE THAT WE GAVE THE RIGHT ENVELOPE DIVE LIKE
THIS WOULD HAPPEN EVERY OTHER DAY.
EVERY OTHER YEAR.
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FIRE THE YOUNG TURKS ALREADY.
FAKE OSCARS.