This is my answer for everything
is just to make somebody else do it.
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It's "Sona Fixes Your Life."
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@_m_verifed says,
"How do you discipline your children?"
Well, they're four months.
So we don't really discipline them yet.
But how do you discipline your child?
Again, like I said, I'm an expert,
so obviously I know this.
How do you discipline them?
I, can you bribe them with candy?
That's bad. That's bad.
That's what you shouldn't do.
'Cause there's sugar. Can you withhold stuff?
No, I don't know.
I don't know. Time out?
What did the Supernanny do?
Again, I'm an expert. I have a rocker next to me.
I think that you have to...
You know what? Make somebody else do it.
This is my answer for everything
is just to make somebody else do it.
You're welcome.
@adv.dilabi says, "Which twin is your favorite
and why does the other ones suck?"
I don't have a favorite. Course I don't have a favorite.
They're both perfect in their own ways.
I mean, and they both suck in their own ways too,
if I'm gonna be honest with you.
Obviously they're really sweet. I love him so much.
I'm obsessed with them. They're really cute.
But also Charlie screams.
We call him the Pterodactyl
and he's like, sometimes he can be a Dick.
And then Mikey is just like,
lately he's going through this thing
where he's just like (moans)
so he can also be a Dick sometimes.
I mean, I love them so much
and I shouldn't be calling my boys dicks.
But do I have a favorite?
No. And why does the other one suck?
I have reasons for why they suck, but they,
I don't have a favorite.
There's no way I can never have a favorite.
I'm obsessed with both of them.
But yeah, they both kind of suck
in their own ways if I'm gonna be honest.
There's always room for improvement.
And I think that hopefully they'll improve in some aspect.
I love them so much. I'm obsessed with them.
Let me just reiterate that.
But sometimes they suck.
@mmannar says,
"What kind of crate is good for storing twins?"
Obviously an apple crate.
You just stick them in there, put the lid on,
we're good to go.
You're welcome.
@nomnomderp says, "What cries more, twins or Conan?"
Conan. You're welcome.
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