(The Unusual SMG4 Intro)(HC=my response/opinion)
Knuckles:Sanic Adventure 2 bitch!
*Fatso laughing retardedly*
Knuckles:Now it's time to get seriousrgnrtrhgghgdfhnbxcghgdfz
Knuckles:Take this take that!
Frankie:Yeah Bitch!
Knuckles:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sonic:Ha Ha Yes! Hows that?
Sonic:No problem Yeah! I'm good!
(HC:ITS WAY OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*Sonic theme song*
Sonic:Oh shit
*Sugar song sung by Homer Simpson*
Dr.Robotnik:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Smash*
Dr.Robotnik:Why does this always happen?
Sonic?
Sonic:Uh heh heh
Dr.Robotnik:Now you made me mad!
Sonic:OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOO
Dr.Robotnik:Ah what a piece of sh#t!
???:You yes you!(HC:I recognize that voice!)
Dr.Pootis:AHAHAHAHA
Dr.Pootis:Remember me?
Time to run coward!
(Flash back initiates)
I am Dr.Pootis I am most dangerous man in history of world!
(Flash back ends)
Dr.Robotnik:Unbelieveable! What's going on? How irritating
Dr.Pootis:Not usually my job But killing you is full time job! :D
Dr.Robotnik:HAHAHAHAHAHA
You don't like me
You're no match for me BIATCH!
Dr.Pootis:Hit me
I dare you!
*Bitch slap*
Dr.Robotnik:I am the best! (+3) *Troll song*
(Insane battle from "The Item Brick" Is continued)
Sonic:Run Bitch!
Dr.Robotnik:Oh no you don't!
Too late buddy!
Sonic:Now I'm serious!
Oh No
No!
No problem!
How's that?
Tails:*Gasp*
Sonic:Not again
Tails:Senpai's noticed me yes!
Sonic:Oh My God
Tails:Notice me Senpai! (+9001)
Sonic:Sweet merciful crap!
Dr.Pootis:Da(Yes) this will work
Let us fight man versus tiny baby man
(HC:The Ultimate Battle of PINGAS Versus POOTIS)
*Haters gonna hate*
Sonic:Shit no worries Egghead!
*Bawling like a big fat ugly baby*
*Manly bawling*
Sonic:Uh... BYE!
Dr.Robotnik:Don't think you've won yet That's right fool!(HC:Why is Robotnik holding a TF2 rocket launcher?
Sonic:Goddammit!!!
*Troll song*
*Explosion*
Sonic:Ok!
Ok come on!
Lets rock! Bring it on!
(HC:Watch the pros Eggman)
Dr.Robotnik:Nooooooo I'm better than I expected(HC:Eggman stop being lazy ass and just do it!!!)
Sonic:No!
Just do it!
Dr.Robotnik:AHA!!!
(HC:The struggle is real)
(HC:HOLY SHITO He can lift!)
Frankie:Hes fucking cheating!
(HC:Who makes electrical weights?)
*Smash*
*Scream*
Sonic:What do you think you're doing? Show me what you got!
You know what can I say
Ok come on!
Mario the yoga instructor:Hey! are you ready to Mario time?
Okie dokie do it just like Mario! Ok?
Dr.Robotnik:Huh why is this happening?
Mario:oooone
*Scream*
Dr. Robotnik:Nailed it!
Mario:Thank you!
Twoooooo
Dr.Robotnik:Im just getting started!
HAHAHA
Mario:Three!
Weeeeeeeeee
*Gibberish*
*DED*
Mario:NO!
(HC:Its Sensei Merio! Master of Martial Farts! And being retarted)
Dr.Robotnik:Say what?
Oh shit
Sonic:This time I won't lose Come on!
Come and get some Eggman!
Dr.Robotnik:Why you little!
I can't believe this!
*Zoidberg fleeing sounds*
Why you little!
(HC:FIRE!!!!)
Mario:Suprise Motherfucker!
Tails:Notice Me Senpai! Dr.Robotnik:Do a barrel roll!
Chomp:What the fuck is a sonic?
*Fuck the police coming straight from the underground*
Dr.Robotnik:GO! (HC:Very intense car chase)
*Pac-Man sounds*
Sonic:Finally decided to show up eh?
Ok bring it on!
*Bitch slap 2.0*
Punching bag:Wow what an ass hole!
Sonic:Eggman!
Oh No
Come on step it up!
Dr.Robotnik:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Dr.Pootis:Kiss me
Dr.Robotnik:Don't mind i I do!
(HC:*Face Palm*)
Sonic:No!
No problem!
HaHa!
Mario:You're going down Tubby!
Dr.Robotnik:Tubby?
Nobody calls me Tubby!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(HC:Super in-saiyan!!!)
*Punch*
*PINGAS*
Sonic:Well that was lame
Can't win them all
Dr.Pootis:AHAHAHAHA
Let us fight man versus tiny baby man
*Cheering*(HC:This fight is sponsored by Waluigi's Taco Stand)
Sonic:Woo! lets go!
Dr.Robotnik:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Sonic:No worries Egghead
Dr.Pootis:Come out EGGman coward!
Dr.Robotnik:Here I come! HAHAHAHA
(HC:Oh God)
Dr.Robotnik:How do like that? Take this!
Sonic:Eggman! Never gives up What do you think you're doing?
*Singing something*
Dr.Robotnik:Can you avoid this?
*John Cena music plays *
Dr.Pootis:Urgh I feel funny
Frankie:Leeeeeeeeeets get ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
Dr.Pootis:This Is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!
*Explosive pop*
Dr.Pootis:DED
*Sad music plays*
Sonic:Oh come on!
AYYYYYYEEE AIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!!!
(HC:PINGAS Candeh to the rescue!)
*Mario 1-up sound*
*Drunken talk*
*Laughing and yelling*
Frankie OHOHOHOHOH!!
Dr.Pootis:You are not so good as you think You're a lot *indistinct*
OHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(HC:Now the real battle begins!)
POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS
PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS
*Ulalating*
Po the Teletubby:Yay!
Dr.Pootis:Princess come to life *Magical werds*
(HC:ITS UGLEH!)
Little lady princess is here to KILL YOU!
Dr.Robotnik:Unbelieveable!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's raping time!
* Threw it on the ground*
How? How could I possibly lose?
Dr.Pootis:I promise you end without pain! (HC:End without pain?)
Dr.Robotnik:God no! He turned it sideways! Killshot! That's a killshot!
Sonic:What the? Just leave it to me!
Save the werld!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Dr.Pootis:Oh No
(HC:FAIL)
Dr.Pootis:Who sent all these babies to fight?
AAAAAAAHH
Dr.Robotnik:Shotgun PINGASed
OHOHOH How do like that?
*Victory music*
Frankie:Oh oh you're cheating!
(HC:If no weapons why did Frankie throw a pan??????)
Sonic:WHAT?
What? HAHA Piece of cake!
*Victory dance*
Dr.Pootis:Hm good start I think you should fight someone much smaller
(HC:Is this the start of a new friendship?)
*Bitch slap back 4 more*
Dr.Robotnik:Shut yo bitch ass up!
END
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