Hey hey rainbow snake hey rainbow snake
hey I'm a worm not a snake hey I'm not a
snake do something a snake would do stop
a snake wouldn't say it like that he'd
say it like stop gummy worm a gummy worm
what makes you gummy well I'm a because
II don't have any teeth you can clearly
see I have T hey do you talk like this
you know very well I don't talk like
that I bet you do
I can you talk like this stop doing that
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how are you this incredibly annoying
just don't know what came over me just
that okay this time drop it already
hey hey you want me what what what my
with your teeth use your tea
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nice goodbye cruel world oh it's
curtains for me whoa Wow
do you know what this means yeah we've
got worms blue definitely blue no way
that's my favorite color
we have so much in common yeah shut up
seriously orange were trying to
reconnect so angry right now I could
just lose my head you can say that again
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wait why are you laughing
brothers we are impervious to the knife
do you know what this mean we are
invincible jeez these necks are throwing
a real hissy fit our numbers we have the
largest gummy Astarte in the entire
kitchen our delicious dominance is
imminent but if we have anything to say
about it you're not gummy bears prepare
to eat dirt you filthy worms
gladly yeah we like dirt we're worms
yeah well mark my words but just clears
from the battlefield it will be there
hey bear hey come on
I was about to deliver a really cool
line sorry to burst the bubble there
fellas but you ain't even a gummy war
without us chewing gum watch out they
really know how to stick together whoa
sorry to drop in unannounced oh come on
there are some entrance lines you
couldn't he'd rip those guys no way that
would have been unbearable
sir there's so many of them I'm scared
of me this will make our victory all the
sweeter hooah
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parents hmm so everybody's stuck yeah
yep yeah this happens every time whoa
talk about a sticky situation
well fellas looks like another stalemate
well it's true what they say there are
no winners in a gum war friends I
believe we've learned a very important
lesson today yeah you should never bring
a knife to a gunfight are you even
talking about
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Oh another ball you know the snake hey
hey just ignore him
what what what do you want if a rainbow
snake commits a crime does he go to
prison for the last time I'm not a snake
I'm a gummy worm okay geez no need to
throw a hissy fit stop it stop it leave
me alone
I'm handing out flyers Wow you can fly
no well I didn't know you were one of
those flying snakes I'm not a snake I'm
a worm oh I get it
finally so what's it like being a flying
worm orange I cannot fly I'm hanging up
flyers for the big dance see Wow a dance
can I count sorry the annual gumball
you're not invited because you're not
coming true but I am a ball clever but
you still can't come
oh it's her Belinda she's the most
perfect woman in the whole world who
what where how now brown cow I'm gonna
ask her to the ball for years she'd
never say yes to a gummy boy like me
what'd you talk about
of course you'll say yes I can tell
you've been working out it's true I've
been hitting the Earthworm Jim lately
but I'm too nervous to ask her you know
what they say early worm gets me wait
how does that go again
anyway chop-chop no I know dance it's
only a few days away gotta ask her soon
oh wow I know my jokes are
side-splitting but this is a whole
nother level you know what I think I am
gonna ask Belinda sure it'll sting if
she says no but it won't sting happens
my just getting cut in half dead and I
survived that just fine what are you
talking about bro I'm asking Belinda
what I wanted to ask her for years I
know we're the same person
well only one of us can ask her shall we
fight it out
sure name your weapon all right now I'm
sure I can take the sting of rejection
I'm asking her out right now me too me
three meat boy and me five I'm here to
ask Belinda to the gumball I believe
we'll have a very good time what you
can't ask her I'm asking her so am I so
am I shut up me something tells me she'd
rather go with a whole candy
step aside short stacks chew on this I'm
asking Belinda to the gumball chewing
gum - ahem sorry to drop this on you out
of the blue but I'm asking Belinda to
the ball over my gum bodies well looks
like there's only one thing left to do
may the gummy is guy get the girls
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flowers suck again art way this happens
every time I look she's coming this way
Belinda Belinda hey hey guys y'all okay
oh sure we're great never better
yeah they've never felt more connected
hey Belinda you can't see my abs because
you know they're fused ooh a gumdrop but
I have a six-pack we have a question for
you will you go to the dance with us
sorry fellas but I only date hard
candies cowboy watch watch that hurt
sorry you guys don't have dates to the
gum ball but look on the bright side you
are a gum ball we'll see about that
not sure how much of a challenge this
one's gonna be for me what do you mean I
mean guessing where the food is real or
it's made of gummy candy come on this is
gonna be so easy
I know real food when I see it cuz I see
the Wheeless food there is every time I
look in the mirror ha ha very funny
Bob you're so sure this is gonna be easy
take fresh crack in our first round item
pizza okay yeah this is exactly what I'm
talking about
obviously I have the gummy pizza in
front of me yes ow I do not think so
little Apple I know so
yours has the oils the textures the
aroma of a pepperoni pizza slice mine on
the other non-existent hand appears
rubbery and bulbous that is my final
answer they have the gummy pizza you
have the real pizza okay
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of course I was right I'm incredible and
my mind is terrifyingly expensive right
this just gets easier and easier doesn't
it what do you mean they look exactly
the same to me that's because they are
exactly the same have you ever eaten a
rock before now exactly rocks aren't
food so they're both obviously gummy ah
so you think it's a trick round yeah
they obviously wouldn't have us biting
the rocks right but both gonna bite in
both be rewarded with delicious gummy
goodness nobody said I'd be fed a real
rock grapefruit it was right the title
gummy food versus real food rocks are
not real food are you making raw jokes
at a time like this
sorry what do you say we move along to
Round three whatever makes us finish
faster I gotta get to the dentist
okay then round three haha super easy
yours is the real hot dog I can see the
heat rising off it mine is room
temperature which means it must be the
gummy food good so mine's gummy my mouth
good use a nice soft gummy something
right about
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you think stem is not the rules
how did rocks come into play
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