NOW, I SAW AN AMAZING VIDEO TODAY.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS, A 40-YEAR-OLD JAPANESE MAN NAMED A
40-YEAR-OLD JAPANESE MAN NAMED DASUKE WAS LIVE STREAMING A GAME
OF MINECRAFT AND TOOK A BREAK TO SHOW OFF HIS NEW OIL-MATCH
LIGHTER. NOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS
WRONG WITH WHAT I JUST SAID.
FIRSTLY, PLAYING MINECRAFT AT 40.
SECONDLY, THAT'S EMBARRASSING IN ITSELF, LIVE STREAMING IT EVEN
WORSE BUT THEN SHOWING OFF YOUR NEW OIL MATCH LIGHTER.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN OIL MATCH LIGHTER IS.
HAVE YOU? REGGIE: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT.
SOUNDS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY.
JAMES: OK, HERE HE IS LIGHTING HIS NEW
OIL-MATCH. AND IMMEDIATELY THE BOX OF OIL
MATCHES FLARE UP. IN HIS HAND HE HAS A LIT MATCH
AND HE'S DEALING WITH THE FIRE HERE.
REDGE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THAT POSITION?
REGGIE: I WOULD -- I WOULD TRY TO STAMP IT OUT.
JAMES: YOU GO FOR A STOMP OUT.
AND THE LIT MATCH?
REGGIE: I WOULD DO IT IN MY MOUTH OR SHAKE IT OFF.
JAMES: NOT OUR MAN, DASUKE. HERE'S THE CHOICE HE MAKES.
HE HAS DROPPED THE MATCH. -- ON TO A BAG OF TISSUES.
A LIT FLAME ON A BAG OF TISSUES BUT ALL THIS TIME HE'S TRYING TO
PUT OUT THE OTHER FIRE. HE IS OBLIVIOUS -- NOW HE CAN
FEEL SOMETHING. DASUKE THAT'S IT.
HE'S PUT WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A THIMBLE OF WATER.
AND HE'S PICKED UP THE FIRE INSIDE THE TRASH CAN.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO THEN, REGGIE? REGGIE: I'D PLACE AN OBJECT ON
TOP OF IT TO SNUFF IT OUT.
JAMES: WHAT THE OBJECT BE MADE OF?
REGGIE: PAPER.
JAMES: DON'T CO THAT. THAT'S ALMOST WORSE THAN WHAT
DASUKE WOULD DO.
WHAT WOULD DWOW?
>> I WOULD THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW.
JAMES: I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED.
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER. NOT THAT I'VE HAD EXPERIENCE
WITH A LIT YOU KNOW, PACKET OF TISSUES NEXT TO A COMPUTER
BECAUSE I'VE NEVER GOT ANY TISSUES LEFT BUT WHAT HE -- NOT
LIKE THAT.
I HAVE A COLD.
DASUKE WHAT HE SHOULD DO IS TAKE THAT TRASH CAN, MAYBE LAY A WET
TOWEL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. HE TAKES THE BIN, BAG OF FIRE
AND HE PLACES IN IN AMONGST HIS CARDBOARD BOXES UNDERNEATH HIS
WOODEN CABINET, RIGHT?
AND THAT'S RIGHT, PUT IT OUT WITH ANOTHER CARDBOARD BOX.
HE'S IMMEDIATELY SEEING THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS AND HE TRIES
TO PUT THE FIRE OUT WITH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
DASUKE, FAN THE FLAMES WITH SOME MORE CARD BOOR.
HE'S LEFT THE ROOM. WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S LEFT TO
DO? WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THAT
SITUATION?
REGGIE: I WOULD STOP, DROP AND ROLL.
JAMES: STOP, DROP AND ROLL? YOU ARE ALL USELESS IN THE EVENT
OF AN FIRE. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS FIRSTLY
CALL THE EMERGENCY SERVICE, SECONDLY GET A WET TOWEL OR A
WET BLANKET AND LAY THAT OVER THE FLYER.
NOT DASUKE. WE HAD TO SPEED THIS UP.
HE LEFT THE FIRE FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES.
LOOK HOW BIG THIS FIRE IS.
A WET BLANKET'S NOT GOING TO HELP.
HERE HE COME. -- COMES.
AND I MEAN, HE MIGHT AS WELL THROWN A BOWL OF FIRE ON THE
FIRE. NOW JUST CHUCK THAT IN THE FIRE.
THERE YOU GO. LEAVE THE PLASTIC.
LOOK. THAT'S THE SECOND BOWL OF WATER.
HE'S DISAPPEARED. HE'S STICKING WITH THE WATER
THING.
HE LEAVES AND WE NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT HE MADE IT OUT OF THE HOUSE SAFELY AND EVEN
MORE AMAZINGLY HE HAS DONE SOMETHING HE'S NEVER THOUGHT
WOULD HAPPEN. HE'S MADE ME A FAN OF LIVE
STREAMING.