here's here's something we've done this in the past and it hardly ever works and we thought
we'd do it again tonight you know we're talking about the dunkin donuts here's the new york post
uh and it's a newspaper here in new york city and there's the uh there's a little mouse
guy walking by there's got to be a setup if you think about it this is the dunkin donuts and it
just happened to be a new york post photographer although that makes sense that the photographer
would be heading to dunkin donuts and they uh take a shot of this mouse here in the uh donut case and
since this happened all hell has broken loose it's just crazy dunkin donuts have shut down the dunkin
donuts people is suing the local dunkin donuts uh the new york post is getting sued everybody's
upset you know this is some kind of set up deal do you think it is oh absolutely they paid somebody
off to go down there and that's probably a like a little stick on mouse that's probably not a
you know one of those things a baby on board kind of thing they stick that
gonna be a mouse kind of thing there uh so anyway we thought tonight what we'd do is you know make
matters worse by irritating more people and trust me this has never worked in the last we've done
this 100 times it's never worked in the last 50 times and what we do is we dress a bunch of
guys up like mice in this case mice and we will send them in to the dunkin donuts one at a time
to see how many how many guys in mouse suits we can get into a dunkin donuts here we go
turn off suits can't fit into dunkin donuts okay this is the dunkin donuts uh not so very
far from the theater i don't know the exact address does anybody know the exact address
broadway and what is it broadway in 50 seconds there it is it's hard to tell if
50 what brought 53rd in second what a nice broadway
between 53rd and 52nd on broadway okay thank god my heavens there it is the dunkin donuts
and they're doing a land office business tonight aren't they are are they even open i mean did we
check did we call ahead this is some boneheaded stunt weed pool now they're closed sorry you can't
get none of them in oh look it's me dave hi how you doing okay there's the dunkin donuts and there
are some folks just stumbling around runaways abductees you don't know what's going on this
is broadway between 52nd and 53rd it's dusk here in manhattan well that's a sad picture isn't it
new york city i'm telling you the city that never sleeps because it takes a nap between
5 30 and 6 30. that's why uh oh there's yeah look kids let's go see the rodents
oh more donuts mommy all right we're gonna see how many guys in mouse suits you can get into
that dunkin donuts uh all right let's send a guy in send in a mouse send in her first mouse uh-oh
okay so far one where'd he go climbing the stairs
what's that they got like a mouse
i'm telling you it's right there that's the kind of thing that will triple their business
when people say oh yes but look they got the giant mouth let's go in anyway it's fun who cares ah
all right they get to like a second level there at the dunkin donuts paul yeah i didn't even
realize that an upper dining i think you're dining upstairs okay let's send in three more
months let's see what happens here let's make some progress got one in so far there's one two one two
good first guy in a mouse suit tiny black mouse all right put them on the stairs
i mean i mean what makes us think they're gonna kick costumed mouse
mice i mean they they they don't even kick out the real mice they get
all right there's there's four here we are
but this place has probably not sold a donut in a week uh okay let's see we got four in there and uh
let's uh let's just uh run the table here let's send in uh four more let's make it an even eight
send in four more playing how many guys and mouses going in man
how many guys in the mountains and how many women in fur coats can get into a dunkin donuts
no pushing no no shoving there's room for
that's kind of cute isn't it it really is it's a lovely tableau if they get the right pr the right
ad agency they can turn this thing into a bonanza turn it around turn it right around you do paul
somebody hand you lemons what do you do my friend lemonade baby exactly all right we've got eight
in there now and uh two more let's go two more make it an even pen how many guys in my suits
nobody seems to care this is we've run up against this many many times nobody really seems to care
about civil disobedience anymore in this country uh okay let's just send in uh five more five more
make it 15. okay wait a minute oh yeah i'm sorry hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it hey hold
it we ran out of we ran out of my suits i'm sorry so we just what is that they had 10 my
suits what kind of suit is that 10 mouse suits i don't know that's the dog a monkey
zorro a tick and a tooth that's what a chicken a tooth a dog a monkey a tick and a tooth a dog
all right so what do we got in there now we got a total of 15 right 15 costumed characters
this is very discouraging absolutely nothing is happening all right i got a dracula i got
a batman i have marie antoinette i have a cowboy and i have a dinosaur what do you
think paul sent them all in send them in there they go drop down marie antoinette
there you go what'd they tell you it never works nobody cares we just leave them there
is that what we'll do leave them there yeah for how long the rest of the night why not
see what happens see what happens nothing clearly nothing nothing happens no one cares
they're actually probably going to triple the business is
is that an actual mouse or one of ours try it now that's one of theirs i think
is there any staff maybe there's no staff working
everyone's everyone's dead i think so the plague has gotten them all my god they're dead
oh my god take it easy paul take it easy all right look at this let's go back i understand there's a
guy this is the uh dunkin donuts and they i was told that the manager was coming over to talk to
the cartoon costumed characters in the dunkin donuts restaurant doesn't seem to be happening
no somebody should call kofi annan the manager won't talk to anybody will not negotiate so it's a
it's official we've taken over the dunkin donuts all right it's ours they've liberated it
we now own a dunkin donuts that's the way it works here in new york city if you're not
you're not going to fight for your donut shop my friend it's all ours
the post i don't know how they get this i don't know these these folks got a nose for the news
look at this right here as per a little less episode there mice knowing you giant mice kicked
out of dunkin donuts well not except it didn't happen here's the dunkin donuts and questions
you know it's it's sad because here's the dunkin donuts where they found the mice running around
and you were right paul they have the dining room downstairs downstairs yeah and right next to it is
tad's steakhouse that's a great steakhouse they've been in business for 50 60 years
at least and they got mice in there the size of spaniels
and you hear nothing about that no one cares dunkin donuts one little mouth yeah one boom
adios hit the road my friend i know yeah it's too bad ain't it well that's life in the big city yeah
but here we go we got a word on those giant things down there
huh neutrino no that's not what i'm talking about the big things that got busted loose huh neutrino
what was a capybara it's not a capobera wasn't a bandicoot we're looking for giant rodents the
category is giant rodents for 50 alex how about the horn section you guys know about giant rocks
a bandicoot i think a bandicoot's a duck isn't it
a bandicoot's a giant rodent a pig-sized rodent really indigenous to what area
oh man we're not taping any of this are we okay listen to this paul rodentia
is by far the largest order of mammals nearly half of all the mammal species are rodents wow
yeah wow is right capybara the one we were talking about earlier is the largest rodent
about four feet high at the shoulder and is presently running the cbs television
you seen him getting up to his office i have not uh yeah
yeah he's developing pilots left and right we're looking for 10 o'clock shows and he's the guy
to do it and this is the uh the nutria that's the other one this doesn't say much about that that's
the one that overran louisiana there it is kind of cute nutria yeah and in the meantime the cops
came to the dunkin donuts do we have that here they are all being escorted out everybody's got
to go turn out the lights the party's over okay there they go the sad side isn't it
but you know people walking by tourists seeing those things coming oh let's
see that musical what is that playing there well that looks pretty good yes
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