- I'm gonna be the last person standing.
I'm gonna be the safest, baddest, most careful
bad (beep) warrior there ever is.
Hi, my name is Fernando Rivera.
I am a former Marine.
I joined the Marine Corp in 2006, got out in 2013.
I went in with the intention
of getting some college money, man.
Adventuring, travel.
I loved it.
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Alright, so no guns, right?
- [Man] No guns.
- Oh, let's do this.
So if I'm not shooting,
I'm kinda like the emotional support.
Just gonna follow these guys here.
Alright, I'm hiding behind these lockers.
So this is the tactic that I'm gonna, oh my god.
Okay, the tactic that I'm gonna go with is run and hide.
Alright, so fire's kinda, I need to flank them.
I'm gonna come up behind them,
maybe spook them a little bit.
Oh, okay.
This sucks.
I'm makin' everybody look so good right now.
I'm gonna follow this guy.
Oh my god.
This guy saved my life here.
Oh my god.
You know what that's what I get since I'm not shooting.
The guy without the gun's getting mad now.
Alright, I'm gonna follow this dude.
If I was this guy I would get so annoyed at me.
Oh, that didn't work okay.
Oh, that's not working, I need to get closer.
We're not going for sexy here, we're going for safety.
Oh there's somebody up there.
Okay maybe I can be quiet.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna play it safe now.
I'm gonna try to flank them.
But they're like closing in.
These guys are good.
It helps to have a gun that you can shoot.
I earned XP from not doing anything.
That's like the Marine Corp right there.
I think I'll be a little bit better now, maybe.
Alright I'm gonna follow this guy here.
Okay, you're doing great buddy.
Alright, you just gotta be--
Oh, yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I got one, let's go for two.
A king can't rule forever guys.
You're doing great guys.
Oh, my whole team's getting murdered.
You're doing great.
Oh!
Kinda like tickled him a little bit.
I feel like shooting so bad.
So frustrating.
Nope, nope.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh!
I'm like dead weight here.
Okay.
Oh, surprise.
Oh my god.
Oh, hello.
I think I got an assist.
There's a sniper, huh?
Alright there's my boy right there.
Oh.
You know what I don't do, I don't look at my map.
That's what I'm not doing.
I'm like yoloing it too hard.
I have to get one.
There's a guy shooting up on top.
I'm gonna weasel in there.
Is this guy doing magic?
Is this guy spazzing out or what?
What is--
Oh.
Short-lived victory, but I did kill him.
Victory.
Hey, my two kills did do a dent.
That was so much better.
I think I developed a little tactic like just be close
by my buddy who's doing all the work.
I think I'm gonna do a lot of camping.
Maybe camouflage.
I look pretty tactical right now.
I look like Usher if he were put on some LBV,
like some high speed low drag stuff.
What would I do if I were to get dropped in a combat zone
with no guns?
I would probably curl up in a ball.
Where's the curl up in a ball and cry button?
Combat, no thank you.
Alright let's go to the construction place right here.
There's a lot of nooks and crannies.
Nobody shooting at me, that's cool.
Maybe fall in here.
What goodies do I have here?
What is this?
Oh, an ax.
Okay, or R1.
Oh, you throw it and I just wasted it, cool.
This is a razor wire.
Yup, let's do that.
Alright, let's move.
Oh my god.
Oh, slide, oh.
I think this is gonna be my tactic.
I'm gonna like go into an empty building,
be very, very quiet and try not to get killed.
Maybe that'll work.
Maybe I should low crawl everywhere.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Is that a lighthouse?
I'm gonna go in the, who goes to a lighthouse and fights?
Nobody.
I'm the old man who mans the lighthouse for 100 years
and hopefully I'll land.
There you go, guy.
Can I go in here?
Oh, I can go in here.
What?
There's somebody in here already?
Alright, I will survive.
I will be like a mouse.
Just hide under a rock and stuff.
What would you eat, you know,
if you were just hiding like that?
Maybe bugs?
In the Marine Corp they do have like courses like that
where they teach you how to skin rabbits
and feed off of the earth.
Alright, let's do it.
Where's everybody else going?
Nope, not going there.
Is that a house?
Yup, that's where I'm going.
Hey, babe I'm home.
Got my Ford Focus there.
It's like an Airbnb.
Okay, alright.
Okay, so I need to go this way.
Real strategy would be honestly to low crawl
and make minimal movement because snipers
would probably see that movement
and say oh, look at this guy.
Pizza, he had a party.
Look at that.
That's the way to go out, though.
Okay, okay I'm inside the circle.
You would want to go to the closest building
and try to hide behind anything.
Alright and now I don't see anybody.
I hear helicopters so I need to go in somewhere.
Armor plate, yes.
Equip, yes.
Grappling hook, yes.
Be a little Bruce Wayne action there.
Think I'm gonna move.
You have to be super sneaky.
Oh, I hear noises.
Okay, if you hear noises you gotta just be still here.
I'm doing so good.
Nobody could see me.
Oh no, I see people.
I see people.
Okay, what I'm doing is wrong, though.
Just standing up and prancing around and stuff.
Alright, circle.
So I need to go in.
Oh no, I need to be super tactical here.
I could either take the high ground and risk it all,
or go low.
I'm gonna go high.
I'm gonna risk it all, guys.
I don't see anybody.
So what you wanna do is just go get
as much cover as you can, cover and concealment.
Oh no, are they looking for me?
This is what you don't wanna do.
You don't wanna use main roads.
I think I'm gonna go off into the wilderness to the side,
try to use the treeline.
I'm gonna be the last person standing.
I'm gonna be the safest, baddest,
most careful bad (beep) warrior there ever is.
What you wanna do is just look and observe,
observe and report very careful, jump the fence.
Okay, asylum.
I think I need to go more into the circle here.
I think I'm gonna go towards that loot drop.
Alright so this is pretty realistic right here.
Hide behind rocks.
Did I just go in a circle?
I think I did.
I hear footsteps, or is that mine?
You know when you're alone you start going crazy.
Are those footsteps?
No, that's just me breathing.
Okay there's that loot drop.
Yeah, let's go to that treeline here.
So maybe not walk in the gravel, that might help.
Okay there's a tree.
Nice and sneaky.
Circle's getting smaller.
Since the circle's getting smaller,
you wanna minimize your movement here.
So you wanna really be tactical here.
He's blending in with the foliage.
Okay I'm pretty much in the middle of the circle.
So there are 12 people now.
I hear somebody.
Oh, I hear guns.
I hear shooting.
There's zombies in this?
Oh my god.
So missed.
Now you run.
Oh no, that was the wrong move.
Okay, okay.
Oh my god.
Alright, alright just keep on punching.
Maybe one at a time.
Oh, okay, alright no nevermind.
Nevermind, I'm so sorry.
Okay.
I'm at 10 people now.
What is this?
What can I grab?
A snowball, yup.
You guys wanna mess with me?
No, equip.
Take that.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Okay.
Okay, there's the circle.
Just run, just run.
Oh man is that somebody with a gun over there?
Oh!
Slide to safety.
Oh.
Somebody sniped me.
The zombies didn't take me out.
I kinda like snowballed them.
I took out two, but that somebody just sniped me.
Number eight.
That's pretty cool, right?
No guns, snowball, a grappling hook.
- [Man] Yeah, that's pretty good.
- That's pretty good.
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