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♫ Wow, Ethan, great moves, keep it up, proud of you. ♫
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I recently discovered that someone tried to put a curse on me
[ETHAN] Holy shit
This guy is talking about curses.
What year is this dude?
Did I hear that right?
- I didn't find out that I was under magical atack
by announcements made through facebook posts or bloggers
[ETHAN] He is honestly talking about curses and magic
I think we better roll that intro again
I think we missed something
[Guy] After decades of experience witnessing and creating both benevolent and meline miracles through magic
I know better.
This universe and everything inside of it is steeped in another world.
A world of power and energy
[ETHAN] Does anybody get the feeling this guy like takes himself just a little bit too seriously
you talk. you got you got no sleeves, okay your wearing a collared shirt with no
sleeves you got gel in your hair
I mean you got the fashion sense of a seventh grader we're talking about black magic
I mean tone it down guy you're here in front of a green screen with the image
called spooky force dot PNG
unlike me that is my fashion is always on point
my taste is the best, call me up Calvin
I'm waiting for you Calvin klein. [Guy] Those who don't believe in the powers of
darkness or those who foolishly assumed that they're somehow immune to it are
usually the ones who suffer and perish the fastest when targeted by a real black master.
[ETHAN] Perish? what are you, what are you, what are you? Is that a death threat? I'm gonna perish
you trying to kill me dude I, what I thought that curses were like you hit your
toe on the wall or pour a bowl of cereal and you're out of milk
you're talking about killing people dude that's crazy
I thought you were just a harmless sweet guy who played a little bit too much
dungeon and dragons, but you're talk about killing people
[Guy] so if you're not able to deal with the fact that your magical actions could
cause your attacker harm or even death then do not use this particular ritual
[ETHAN] I don't trust this guy he's gonna spend
his whole life trying to curse people he's just going to say fuck it dude I've
tried to kill a hundred people and they're all still living i'm just going
to go buy a fucking gun and all the sudden you know
yyyeeaaeah you guys know where it goes from there dude. [Guy] Ask me to your flame so that i
may resign forever with you
In darkness
I *uncomprehending babble.
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Are you out of your mind?!
This guy is starting to spook me out dot PNG a little bit let's
proceed cautiously
first you'll need a fetish link connecting you to your attacker
this can be a piece of hair, clothing, a writing sample, a photograph is the best link
thing to have and yes you can print one out from your home computer to use for
this ritual. My fetish link is complete
second you'll need some sea salt kosher salt or simple table salt that's all you
have available
you'll also need some charcoal, now I prefer to use the same charcoal discs
that I burn my resin incense on but really any sort of charcoal is going to
work fine. By these holy charcoals I mean holland charcoals I caught to create
you curse
let us prepare the trouble for the curse. [Guy] you'll also need a small mirror or
handheld mirror, most mirror spells require this to be a magic mirror rather
than a common mirror. put the object under cold running water like a natural
River or even a kitchen sink.[Ethan] There you go
Thats all it takes guys, magic mirror let's go complete the curse
wash your hands and then shake the energy off of your fingertips you can
then give it a command verbalizing your intention like mirror creature of glass
with my breath
I have given you life and with my breath you will thrive and increase awaken as the
waters of vision through which all things may be seen as the well of
knowledge from which nothing can be concealed
so it is *uncomprendable* (dank meme) to do is crush up the charcoal until
it's a fine powder add in the sea salt in about a 50-50 mix and continue
crushing and pretty quickly
you're going to have black salt that's a nice curse growing there in that bowl I
I think we've got a lot of potential here on this curse once you have your black salt ready
pour it in the bowl
pour the black salt over a bowl of french fries that way you can block the
magical attacks and enhance the flavor of your french fries, now is that magic
or what?
by the power of black magic I shall enhance the flavor of these french fries
looks good lets going for a bite
ackk ackkk ackkk ack cough khag ackkkk *spits*
black magic tastes like shit dude.
[Guy] Now you're gonna want to put this away where you can forget about it so
that you can forget about the curse and forget about your enemy and get on with
your life
you thought this was just a goof but we've been preparing our own counter curse i
predicted he was going to be butt hurt and try to curse me the secret recipe number
one: hair gel
bless this holy gel in the name of Satan. Satan
loves the hair styles of middle schoolers bless my hair a little Jelly
spike just like satan loves. This is the favorite hairstyle of Satan recipe this
cost
ahhg I'm reborn
how's my hair look? does it look good? Does it look holy? Does it look demonic? sick dude
this is a fucking sick
aggh aghh *coughs*
aghhh
Satan give me strength. You're gonna place the mirror on one side and you put the image of
your attacker, the fetish link on the other side
once you have your black salt ready pour it in a bowl, now with everything in place
gaze at the arrangement and feel the effects at the curse pushing it with
your breath into the mirror box
now you don't want to put this away where you can forget about it so that
you can forget about the curse and forget about your enemy and get on with
your life and if you take anything away from this today hopefully it's that
you're not the only one out there who knows how to use magic
so act responsibly, act intelligently and you shouldn't have anything to worry about
you must've taken the whole salad think tank to come up with that five year free holy
crap come on who's the genius salad that thought of this one. was it you Caesar or
was it greek