They're rolling.
This is Poppy from ITN.
-Oh, hey. -Oh my goodness.
-Hey. -Hello to you.
Oh, it's such a pleasure to meet you.
Wow, look at that. You could turn a toothpick into a telephone pole. Any possibility?
Any chance?
Um so um... The film's been a huge success.
I'll take that as a maybe.
And uh... How has life changed? Are you enjoying being famous?
Oh yes, yes. I get to meet lovely women like you.
So have you had a lot of, you know, girl attention?
She is hotter than panties on a clothesline.
What?
Have you had a lot of kind of girl attention?
Yes, yes. But I'm looking for a little more.
From youuuu...
-Very, very sweet. -Maybe we can bugger off.
You know what? Let's do this interview first. So do you actually like you're a bad grandpa?
No, I think I'm a good grandpa.
Really? Does sex get better or worse as you grow older?
Oh my goodness. I get the silver medal in the sack.
Do you?
Yeah, girls don't like guys to get gold medals. They like the guy that comes in second. I
might be too old to deliver the mail, but I can still lick the stamp.
What is the best way to pick up girls? I mean you sound and we all know you're a bit of a pro at it.
You know, just be yourself. Be confident and ply them with lots of booze.
-Is that a good method? -Booze always helps.
-Does it? -Yeah. Are you a little liquored up right now?
-Not quite at this moment. -Do you want to get that way?
I think we're good for the moment.
I know you English girls like the hooch.
So the Oscars are coming up. Are you excited?
Oh yes, very excited. I don't care.
But you're actually up for an award. That's a big thing.
Yes, yes. I hope our guys get that award.
And how will you be celebrating?
Well, how will we be celebrating? That's the question. What's your drink of choice?
Tequila.
Tequila! Well, let me see what we've got. I don't know if we've got... Oh! Well, here
we go. Would you like a little tequila?
-I mean... -You know what? What the hell? I'll have a sip.
I might have to ask you fellas to leave the damn room here in a second. Things are about
to get real. That a girl.
This is why you're a bad grandpa. You shouldn't be plying people. You know, especially journalists with alcohol.
I might be a bad grandpa, but I'm great in the sack.
That's right.
That is disgusting.
-What do you mean that's disgusting? -That's disgusting!
Come on.
You are disgusting. You should not be hitting on me.
Oh she is pulling on my pigtails now.
This is wrong.
-No, it's right. -This is wrong.
This is wrong. I bet you did it with everybody you've seen today.
No, I've hardly had sex with these guys at all.
Is this true? I think this is very unprofessional.
Yeah, it is. But fun. You're getting... She's getting excited. I think she likes me.
-Bad grandpa. -Yeah, yeah. You're getting excited.
Let's talk about your sluttiness. Everyone knows my sluttiness.
-I'm interviewing you, my friend. -No, we need to talk about your sluttiness
to see if you measure up.
You are a very, very dirty old man.
Yes, I am, and I hope to be a dirtier one.
Well, you know, on that note, I think I'm going to leave before you ply me with more tequila.
What? You don't like tequila?
Do you not care about your health?
No! You want a little more?
I'm good. Thank you very much for your time.
-Ooh boy. -Can we have a selfie?
-Oh yeah. -Do you know what selfies are?
Yeah, that means sex with eye contact.
No, have you ever had a selfie before?
-Sex with eye contact? -No, no.
-What is a selfie? -We're not having sex with eye contact.
-Oh, well you can look away. -We're having a selfie.
Oh boy. I like selfies.
Oh by the way, that's my phone you're sitting on.