♪♪
[grunting with effort]
- Someone help!
Please, someone help!
Woman: Oh!
Oh, no, sir!
Are you okay?
- I'm stuck.
I can't get my foot out from under the rail.
- Okay, hang on!
Okay, Helen.
Think!
[grunting with effort]
I got it!
Okay, sir, I'm gonna help you now.
- Okay, good.
Thank you so much.
- Here we go!
- What?
- "Believe you can, and you're halfway there."
[audience laughter]
- Wait, what?
- "Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can."
[audience laughter]
- What are you talking about?
- These are inspirational quotes.
- And how is that supposed to help me?
- Trust me.
After my divorce, this is the only thing that helped me.
[audience laughter]
- I don't think it applies to the same situation, lady.
- "Ships in a harbor are safe,
but that's not what ships are for."
[audience laughter]
- You're crazy!
Someone, please help me!
- Okay, I know.
I just need to be more on topic.
Here we go.
Okay, okay, okay!
"Falling down is an accident.
Staying down is a choice."
- Oh!
[audience laughter]
Is it?
- "Falling down is how you grow.
Staying down is how you die."
[audience laughter]
- I know!
Now please just help me not to die!
- Okay.
"Sweat is just fat crying."
[audience laughter]
- Oh, please tell me you're getting your phone out
to call 911!
- No, I was just getting a highlighter.
That one's adorable!
- Oh...
You are crazy!
Why is there no one else here?
Please!
- Okay, okay.
"Sometimes you fall
because there's something down there you need to find."
So, did you find it?
Is it down there?
Oh, no!
Oh, my highlighter!
Oh, no!
Oh!
[thud]
- Are you okay?
[shouts]
- I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna-- Help!
I'm gonna die!
I'm not ready to die!
- Get off me!
- I've never had soup!
Ah!
Help!
- Lady, maybe your dumb book will help you.
- Okay, let me see.
Ah!
"The one thing we all have in common is death."
[audience laughter]
How is that supposed to help?
Let me think about it for a second.
- Oh, okay.
[train approaching]
Okay, the train's coming.
You're not stuck, so I'll give you a boost out,
but you have to help me after, okay?
- Okay!
Helen needs a boost!
Here we go!
Oh!
[grunting with effort]
- Yeah, you got it.
[grunting with effort]
Ah!
Ah, that was so close!
That was so close!
Ah!
I just saw my life flash through my--
- To the left a little bit.
- It wasn't pretty.
- One, two, three.
[train whizzing by]
Helen: I did it!
I did it!
[crying]
- Thank you so much!
You saved my life!
- You're welcome!
[audience laughter]
See, I told you if you just trusted me
things would all work out.
- Trusted you?
You didn't do anything.
You just read out of that dumb book.
You failed!
[audience awws]
- Oh, no!
I failed again!
[audience laughter]
"You didn't fail.
You just found 100 ways that didn't work."
[audience laughter]
I like that.
I need my highlighter.
Where'd it go?
Oh, there it is.
Ah!
[thud]
[audience cheering]
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I'm thankful you just watched this sketch.
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