- Ooh, you naughty.
- Mm-hmm, absolutely.
(squeals)
- Can I choose already?
(sensual saxophone music)
- So today I'm going to be listening
to different European accents,
and judging which one's the sexiest.
- I'm most excited to just get male attention.
- I was in Europe second to fifth grade,
and I took French the entire time I was there.
Completely lost it.
- I can get by in Spanish.
I went to Greece once, I know two words.
- I took Spanish as my minor in college,
completely lost that.
So I know foreign languages.
Do I speak them?
No.
Not at all.
- [Interviewer] Are you ready for the first guy?
- Ooh, is he ready is the real question.
Bring him on, bring him on.
(gentle music)
- [Narrator] Mr. Greece
- Hi.
- Oh God.
- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- Ooh.
- Hi.
- Ooh!
(laughing)
Tell me more.
(squeals)
I don't know what you're saying, but yes, I will.
- I will? - Uh huh.
- Right.
Totally, oh God I wish I knew what you were saying.
- Ooh! I'm gonna have to come out this jacket.
Hi.
Uh huh.
Oh, child.
- Wow, the whispers really just...
- It's a date?
That's what you said?
(laughing)
It's a date.
(laughing)
I love you.
- No?
- No, no, no.
(laughing)
Absolutely unacceptable.
Why would you do this to me?
- Oh, well.
There's not a ring on this finger.
Well you can put one there.
Hi, yes, now I'm married.
Hi, Mom!
Meet your son-in-law.
- [Narrator] Mr. France
(sensual guitar music)
- Hi, hello...
- Hello.
Ooh.
Yeah, sure.
- I don't know what you're saying,
but I'm down for all of it.
- Weekend.
- Uh huh.
I'm free.
Oui.
Super.
- Uh huh.
(attempting guttural 'r' sound)
- Yes, incredible, incredible!
- Hello.
- Oh, hi.
- Bonjour.
- Ooh I've been blessed.
- Hi.
- Bonjour.
- Bonjour, Martin.
- Oh no, no, no, bonjour!
Oh, hello darling!
What are you doing on the fourteenth?
- Totally married, sorry.
- That's fine.
I'm not hurt at all.
Your wife I'm sure is a wonderful lady.
(sensual guitar music)
- [Narrator] Mr. Spain
- I don't know what you're saying there.
- Oh, okay.
- I don't know what that means.
- Ooh hola, Papi.
- I don't know that, but sure.
- Ooh.
(speaks in Spanish)
Ooh.
- Oh, you're bad.
- Oh wow, nice, cute, sounds great, let's do it.
- [Interviewer] Emily, what do you think he's talking about?
It sounds like you want to, you just,
I don't know, it sounds naughty, though.
It sounds bad.
(laughing)
- Oh, I love you too.
Don't worry, I don't bite.
- Ooh! I like football.
- Oh yeah?
- Football football or España football?
- España football.
- Ooh yes.
- Yeah, that's a good one.
- You want to take me to your place on Saturday.
That sounds great.
You want my number.
I can give that to you.
- Hello!
- Hello, oh wow.
You're not married are you?
My Latin tingle, woo!
- Yes, hello.
- Hola.
- Wow, Wow.
Take me to Spain.
(Spanish guitar music)
- I'm gonna have to go with Mr. Greece.
I literally had to come out of my clothes
listening to the man speak to me.
I don't know what he said,
but it was beautiful sweet nothings.
- I would say probably France?
I don't even know why,
I just was totally enraptured by Mr. France
and I've never been to France,
so could be a nice opportunity.
- I learned you can have everything you want, okay?
I don't pick one, actually, I change my mind.
I want all of them.
(Spanish guitar music)