I know Dianna wanted to use palms for the second stands,
but the DDPs are on a mission to find something better.
So what are we doing?
Supposed to look for props in here?
Home sweet home.
Yes.
Well, what about these hats?
We can take another trip around the world.
Y'all think we can juggle, like, use the balls?
I don't know. But it's fun.
Ooh! - Ooh!
Oh! No, that's dangerous.
I found something.
They can come through-- they can come through it
some kind of way. Like--
Taneshia, that is a gate, baby.
We can't-- - Uh-uh.
I'm hearing so many terrible ideas right now
my ears are starting to hurt.
What if we-- (IMITATING GHOST) --bring back the ghost.
- Oh, my god. - What?
WOMAN 1: What?
No.
Like, you know, the ghosts, they chain--
they chain them and, you
Well, right now--
What you got [inaudible]?
A damn fan.
What we gonna do with it?
Well, you have to pop it open, and, uh--
[bleep]
I don't know.
It's a [bleep] fan.
I think we should use the guitar,
and, like, make sure they working,
and, like, run, shut the music off, and they just be like--
[imitates guitar] You know what I'm saying?
[imitates guitar]
Do your mouth like that again, Dianna.
No, you hating.
Here's the thing.
Everybody has bought something that, you know,
they felt like would be in consideration for the girls
to use.
Well, so far, ain't nothing looking to hot.
Oh, well, wait a minute, sugar.
I gotta show you what I can do.
[cheering]
And then Mimi starts kicking her shoes off and undressing
right there on the sidewalk. Whoa, Nelly!
I wasn't ready for that!
It's about to pile up.
Come on.
Get out the way!
Oh, you got skates.
Get out the way!
All right.
The truck coming through.
[humming] And you twirl.
And you turn.
Mimi finds skates.
And although I must admit it's a really good idea--
but the girls are going to be rolling all over the place.
And that's if they even know how to skate.
[shrieking] - Oh, yeah?
Then they do that right there. WOMAN 2: OK.
OK.
OK!
[imitates buzzer] That's a no.
So Lynn, let me see you go.
OK.
Pick up our waste.
One, two, three, four, bucket to the floor.
Bend and snap.
No!
Moving on. Come on, Valisa.
Let me see what you got.
Shh.
[humming]
So I'm getting in my little position.
And I see Dianna.
She's like, OK.
And then I get in my my little squat, and she's like, OK.
Then I popped out that damn fan.
Honey, a hand fan is a big N-O.
Because as soon as Dianna sees that, she's going
to automatically think of Neva.
Awful, awful, awful, awful!
You not-- you know-- if you--
if you had been here long enough,
you know we don't use fans.
Who uses fans at our camp? Say it.
ALL: Neva! DIANNA: Neva.
Hell no.
Get your [bleep] back.
She's like, uh-uh.
We definitely ain't using that fan because Neva used the fan.
I'm like, dang, they set up, Dianna.
OK, come on, uh, you.
I can tell you one thing.
Since everybody else been a no, I got what you need.
OK, I'm listening. - I walk out like, these--
You gonna walk out?
It's for the girls.
Right now, Taneshia is really twirling for her life.
She is really doing a good job.
Like, this girl is full on majorette.
Get back. Get back, y'all.
Get back.
That's worse than that umbrella, y'all.
Get back.
Here I come out, twirling my batons,
just as confident as I know how.
And I can look at Dianna's face and tell that I'm killing it.
I know you don't see twirling all the time.
Nice twirling, Taneshia.
But who the hell gonna do that?
We're the majorettes without batons.
You know the dolls twirl.
They're not those kind of majorettes.
That's why I thought about it. It was--
But so I'm gonna tech them how to do that in two days.
No! - Man, we trying to win!
I don't need that to win!
Take you and your sticks and burn your [bleep]
up over there. - Damn!
Now, I really liked the baton idea,
but I want the girls to be able to see next week.
Somebody can throw one up and knock somebody in the eye.
Too dangerous.
OK, so I'm using pompoms.
That's the end of it. What?
Y'all made a fool out of y'all's self for nothing.
But thank you for the entertainment.
Yeah, pompoms!
And you gonna pick the pompoms?
We always use pompoms!
Pompoms it is.