[Rosie]: I can't wait to get chinese with you [Rose]: I can't move!
[Rose]: I know, I'm really excited about it [Rosie]: No, I'm not letting you leave
[Rose]: Just get off me so I can order it
[Rosie]: No, I'm smothering you. No!
[Rose]: Ah, you've got my hair!
[Rosie]: No!
[Rose]: Do you know what?
Sometimes being close to you isn't as good as not being close to you?
You're on my hair! Get off me
[Rosie]: Let's share lipgloss!
Yeah, no, let's
[Rose]: Momentum. MOMENTUM!
[Rose]: Hi, guys!
Okay, we've done it once before and we're gonna do it again
We're gonna react to some old photos
[Rosie]: Embarrassing edition!
[Rose]: The last time we did it we did it on Rosie's channel
We eased ourselves in gently [Rosie]: Yeah
[Rose]: But this time
[Rosie]: There's no going back
Aw!
Oh, my god, look at your little booties
Aw, that's adorable!
[Rose]: Yeah, yeah [Rosie]: You did look as a child
[Rosie]: like I thought you'd look
But in all the baby photos you look the same
But I don't think it look anything like you [Rose]: Yeah
[Rose]: Oh, my god, plot twist
Do you reckon that's not me, my mum just gave me pictures of a child that wasn't me
because lost all of them 'cause I was the third child?
My mum cut my fringe herself, thanks
[Rosie]: My mum cut my fringe herself,
but she didn't do it as well as that [Rose]: When did she do it last?
[Rosie]: Aw!
Laura is being typical Laura there
[Rose]: Yeah, okay
Just because she's scratching her head 'cause she's probably thought of some kind of like
theory
Or some kind of like new equation
Or some kind of like, you know, life philosophy
[Rosie]: And John was just John like
[Rose]: "Where's the food"?
Have you ever seen anybody rock a diaper so hard?
Apart from [uninteligeble]
[both laughing]
[Rose]: I love this picture of you
I used to perve on this
in... two thousand and... something
And it's on your Facebook [Rosie]: 2011 maybe?
[Rose]: Yeah, and it was in your tagged pictures and I was like
"Who dat guurl"?
[Rosie]: Right, this is my next picture
and what I love about this picture isn't what's going on in the forefront of the picture
but if you look close enough we're actually outside "Nicola's Blowjob Parla"
And that's something that, you know, is like
You know how like artists like hide things in their imagery?
You're looking at what's going on
I'm bent over, there's a giant rod there
What's gonna happen?
I look like I am having fun
but look closer
"Nicola's Blow Job Parla"
and look even closer
someone in there
[Rose]: Were you an employee?
[Rosie]: Classic "Party Dix"!
[Rose]: Okay, this is a classic "Party Dix"
This is a part- [laughing]
[Rosie]: I like how you're trying to look like you're in the mood
but your face is so against like what your body is doing [Rose]: No, no, no, no
[Rose]: No, no, no!
My face- okay?
Is too cool
for my own hands
Oh, my god, I love this picture!
Okay, so basically we were dating for a little while
Just a little while, the first few weeks
and then you posted this New Years Eve album of you and Anna just being like
in your underwear around your flat
and I was literally just like:
[Rose's horny face]
[Rosie]: So I nearly went blind
and I had to go to a special eye-doctor, and he told me
"Right, you can't go to work, you have to stay at home and you have to put a drop in your eye every hour"
So I couldn't go to sleep, 'cause what was the point?
I'd sleep for like 50 minutes and then I'd have to wake up and put drops in my eyes, right?
So I was like:
[Imitates phone buzzing]
"Hey, Anna?
Come round"!
Like "let's party for 48 hours 'cause I have to stay up as long as I keep putting the drops in my eyes, it'll be fine"
I got called into work
[Rose]: Oh, yeah!
[Rosie]: And they we're like "um, you said you were ill but there's all these pictures on Facebook of you in your pants"
And I was like "yeah"?
And they were like "yeah"! And I was like
"I was ILL!"
"I nearly went blind"
And they were like "get a doctors note" And I was like "here it is"!
And they were like "oh.."
And then I was like
[Rose]: And do you know what you did? [Rosie]: What?
[Rose]: Party Dix
[Rosie]: "Party Deh" [laughs]
[Rose]: Anna sexy dancing for me
and you naturally caught that picture
[Unintelligible]
[Rosie]: Yeah
[Rose laughing]
[Rose]: Okay, so this is me 2012 with my girl band
This is when I visited the...
...I think it's called Bedouin people
in Egypt
in Sinai desert
So that was me. It was a graduation present actually to myself
to go to Egypt with my sister in 2012
[Rosie]: We were together!
I was so jealous when you went to Egypt [Rose]: Really ?
[Rosie]: You took a selfie, 'cause you stay over at Laura's, didn't you?
'cause she lives like close to the airport
[Rose]: Yeah
[Rosie]: And you took a selfie of you in like a hat and a t-shirt and leggings and I was like
"Oh, she looks so good"
[Rose]: Really?!
[Rosie]: "And she's going away" [Rose]: Aw, do you know how long I-
[Rosie]: But you just broke up with me
That's why it hurt so badly [Rose]: Yeah...
[Rosie]: You broke up with me only to go and have a fabulous holiday in Egypt
Then I was like
"Great. She's gonna be all tan, she's gonna look all sexy and she's going away"
And what did you do?
You got severe, severe heat burn, or whatever
And you swelled up
and you look like a tomato
[Rose]: Party Dix
[Rosie]: Okay, this is a couple of days after I got Flynn
It's not the same day 'cause I'm wearing my work uniform
[Rose]: Cute [Rosie]: I know, he looks adorable
[Rose]: Look! It's before he got all angry at everyone!
[Rosie]: No, he's still angry there [Rose]: Yeah...
[Rosie]: He was so adorable
but I had to put this one in
[Rose]: Oh, it's so cute! Do you know what I've got all of baby Dex
Do you wanna see it? [Rosie]: Yeah, let's
[Rose]: Aw, he's not as cute... but..
Oh, actually!
This is the one of Dexter when I was drinking a beer,
and he was like,
"can I have some"?
And I was like
Party Dix
This is how thin I was when we started dating
[Rosie]: I know, you were a bit too thin I thin-
[Rose]: I was too thin!
[Rosie]: You were really thi- for your body type
like
I'm not saying that girls should be thin, I'm just saying for your body
[Rose]: Sounds like you're shaming
[Rosie]: I'm not skinny shaming [Rose]: Sounds like you're skinny shaming
[Rosie]: I felt like you... I felt like you weren't healthily thin for you
[Rose]: That sounds like jealousy
So...
[Rosie]: I wasn't jealous
[Rose]: You don't come across very well in this video
This is actually quite a famous picture for you and [girl's name] because
- not famous
It's one of the first pictures I saw of you in school
and obviously, you know, I know the other girl fairly well,
and so do you
But, um.. you wore this really oversized shirt
and I thought it was to be sexy
and I remember thinking "Ouh,
you're really sexy"
[Rosie]: Yeah, I thought I was so cool at school
Basically,
all the girls wore like tight fitted shirts
but I just used to grab my brother's shirts
'cause obviously we're all at school and like robbed their shirts
And then.. but it would be long and baggy, but it would hide my skirt
So I look like I was only wearing a shirt
[Rose]: This is my prom picture!
I don't know what to say about it
First of all: what's my face?
[Rosie]: I think you look nice! [Rose]: Rosie....
[Rose]: I've got no eyebrows in the middle,
they start, go and then end
[Rosie]: You look exactly like Michelle Branch
Wait, let me Google Image, I'm literally showing you
[Rose]: No, I don't! [Rosie]: Let me Google Image. Let me!
[Rose]: I've decided that I'm going to reveal my 19 year old self
Not only because it's time, but because I feel like you and I have a relationship
that can handle the pressures this photograph will put on it
[Rosie]: Also,
you're a swan now
and that's what counts
[Rose]: Thanks.
[Rosie]: Everybody had to go through puberty and have it bad
[Rose]: Hey!
I was a late developer!
[Rosie]: You were just late
[Rose]: Alright? [Rosie]: It's fine
[Rose]: 19 struck and then my testicles fell
Okay, here we go
[Rosie]: I [unintelligible] like it
[Rose]: Shut up!
Okay, shut up!
Alright
That's not true!
First of all, let's analyse what I'm wearing
[Rosie]: Uh, you have dungarees now?
What's the top got on it?
[Rose]: .... it's a slogan tee...
I don't know what it says
Probably, "I'm 19, CAN YOU TELL"?!
[Rosie]: Talk me through the cut
[Rose]: Okay, well, the cut was all about experimentation
Okay?
[Rose]: Me and Emma [Rosie]: Was it like...
[Rosie]: "I'm a lesbian so I'll cut my hair short to see if I get more women"?
Like I did when I shaved my head?
[Rose]: Yes.
[Rosie]: Is that what you did?
[Rose]: Yes
[Rosie]: Genuinely?
[Rose]: I... obviously did it for a reason!
So yeah, I think I just cut my hair off 'cause I wanted to see what that was like
Regret,
regret,
regret!
There it is again!
Just promoting the scene
Party Dix
[Rosie]: I think you look like your friend, Tom, there
[Rose]: Yeah, I do...
[Rosie]: Like exactly like him
[Rose]: But do I look like my friend, Tom, here?
[Rosie gasps]
[Rose]: Like I said, there's no real excuse
Um...
I'm not sure what's happening, but my dad looks great!
[Rosie]: Have you got no make-up on there?
[Rose]: I have make-up on [Rosie]: Oh...
[Rosie]: You don't have eye make-up on?
[Rose]: I do that was a strong wind that day
Sexy!
[Rosie]: So, I can put a bit of context in this
This is when I was 17
Alright?
And I got obsessed with "Mean Girls"
and the mum from "Mean Girls", who loads of people say that I look like now
I can't say it, "Amy Paoler"
[Rose]: You look great in pink though
[Rosie]: Thank you, babes
This is what I had for a [unintelligible], I felt like I used to rock it
[Rose]: I think you did use to rock it!
[Rosie]: But now I can't rock it!
[Rose]: I think it's because now you look more like a mum,
so if you did revert back to your teenage face
it would just look weird
[Rosie]: Why do I look like a mum?
I don't have wrinkles
I use anti-wrinkle cream
[Rose]: Oh, is that 'cause you'd look like a mum?
[Rosie]: Why do I look like a mum?
[Rose]: This morning you said, "oh, I like you in your Next get-up mum-gear"
[Rosie]: Yeah, because- [Rose]: Well,
[Rose]: your words hurt and I don't forget
[Rosie]: Everyone knows that mums shop at Next
[Rose]: Yeah, but they are the only jeans that fits [Rosie]: Fashionable mums!
[Rose]: Okay?!
[Rose]: That was really mean.. [Rosie]: Fashionable mums
[Rose]: Thank you
Let's- let's analyse this picture
First of all, where?
[Rosie]: Okay, can I tell you something? [Rose]: Second of all, why?!
[Rosie]: I have an entire-
I have an entire album on Facebook dedicated to this night
It's called: "The night I fell down and couldn't get back up"
And basically, I was so drunk, right?
I was like running into the toilets, right?
I was stumbling
and fell,
and then I couldn't get back up [Rose]: Right...
[Rosie]: And I was just on the floor like,
"...help..."
So this is like the first bit
and my friend just stood by and took photos
Yeah, I went- right
so I went through this phase when jackets were everything
[Rosie]: So this is like- [Rose]: LESBIAN!
[Rosie]: This is me trying to get back up, right?
Almost there,
almost there, right?
But,
back down again
I literally like fell asleep
This is a toilet floor
[Rose]: That's classic Party Dix!
Actually, "Party Dix" looks happier in this, you're right
[Rosie]: Party Dix is happy, but let-
Tell me, tell me of the shrugs
[Rose]: No, I don't know what I'm wearing [Rosie]: Do you think it went with the outfit?
[Rose]: No, I wore it- [stuttering]
[Rosie]: So what's with the surfer necklace
with the shrug, like
interesting combination
[Rose]: IT'S NOT A SHRUG!
It was a tiny "petite" thing from the bridal section of Next
[Rosie]: Wait, let me Google what those are called
[Rose]: That's really hurtful
Why would you do such a thing?
Okay, I was at Barn Dance and for some reason I wore that
and... uhm...
For some reason that photo was taken
[Rosie]: Wai- I'm Googling what's called a shrug
[Rose]: You're being really cruel
Alright, okay?
[Rosie]: I think you mean a "shrug"
[Rose laughing]
[Rose]: Hold on one sec
[Rosie]: I'm exited
[Rose]: This is me and my ex-boyfriend
[Rosie]: First of all, you look like brother and sister
Second of all,
he seems into you
[Rose]: He was really into me!
[Rosie]: I notice your hair is getting a bit longer [Rose]: Yeah
[Rosie]: About an inch [unintelligible]
[Rose]: Ironically, right?
And this is true
I was at an 18 year old birthday party
for a girl I was actually in love with
[Rose]: but I was with... him [Rosie]: Him
Chris is actually my
oldest friend's twin brother
So we had a really good like... friendship
that then led to sex
and that didn't work out
Not anything wrong with him, though
Chris
[Rosie]: Just your lesbianism... getting in the way [Rose]: You didn't do anything wrong
[Rose]: Uhm, and then yeah
and then- I was in love with someone else
So I was probably looking at her while I was drinking my PINT OF WATER
[Rosie]: Why do you keep in Party Dix, the happy one, when you're drinking your pint of water
[Rose]: Party water!
[Rosie]: What were you doing
Was it like you were like maybe
[Rose]: Sober!
[Rosie]: Sweating a lot so you needed to replenish
[Rose]: Look, Party Dix moves fast, alright?
[Rosie]: Maybe your shrug was too hot, and so that's why
[Rose]: ...that was really cruel...
[Rosie]: Bisexual me has got a lot of women
in underwear
I took out FHM Magazines
all over my room
And my mum came in and was like,
"Oh, I see you've got like loads of semi-nude women on your walls"
And I was like,
"Yeah"?
And she was like,
"that's fine by me, but take down the topless ones because your sister's like... 3"
And I was like,
[Rosie]: "oh... okay" [Rose]: "That's fine by me"!
[Rosie]: So I did that
[Rosie]: No, she was like, "that's fine, but take down the-" [Rose]: [unintelligible]
[Rosie]: I had a lot of- ha, ha, ha
I'd rather you do it in that
[Rose]: That is so Tinder, Rosie [Rosie]: I know
[Rosie]: Tinder, really? think it's just MySpace, really
[Rose]: Interesting story,
it was New Years Day
and, uhm,
that's me and my friend [Rosie]: Which New Years Day?
[Rose]: 2009
[Rosie]: Okay...
[Rose]: That's me and my best friend, Tom
Just casually posing for a picture as best friends do
This is me with Emma in 2008
We're at Madison Square Garden watching the Knicks play
Uhm, so-
I look stunning
So...
[Rosie]: I actually don't think you look that bad
[Rose]: I know, I just said I look stunning
Listen!
[Rose]: Alright guys,
those were our old photos
I hope you enjoyed them
I hope you cringed just as much -if not more- than I did
We will see you next week
Uhm, have a good week
My advice would be, if you wanna get through it and survive
Uhm... always treat people how you want to be treated,
unless they're an asshole
So, take care God bless, subscribe, like, comment on this video
Subscribe to Rosie if you wanna see more vlogs on her channel
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and we will se you very, very soon
Okay!
Bye!