Helllllo
Welcome to another episode of
Stupid dumb useless games with Kourosh
It's in the books *Shakespearosh joined the chat*
that at the end of the November
Kourosh will bring upon us an extraordinary game
-No-
The game is
Pogostuck
Do you remember that game
"Getting over it"
how fun it was
Yes it was fun
I had a blast -It's like that but a bit more annoying
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Guys a lot of you asked me that why I don't hit the bell anymore
because me and the bell like each other now
and we're friends
Me too
What?
You were supposed to be mine!
You said you only love me
He's crazy guys
You peace of..
Do want me to wreck you?
Let's go
Are you ready to get schooled?
Why we're going down his throat?
It's so loud!
The gameplay is like the other game we played
He's so cute
It's like the other game *Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy*
Yeah he's cute
Yesterday I played for 5 minutes
OK?
Legit it's unbeatable!
It's impossible to beat this game
So why did you pay for it then!
There is no way that someone beats this game
I'm sure non of you guys can beat this game
I'm sure
This is how we gonna play
Each one of us plays for 5 minutes
like last time
OK
Anyone moves further in that 5 mins wins
Cool
Start the timer for 5 mins
start the timer
It's all good
In 5 mins I'm gonna..
Why it's so hard
I like how in the past 5 mins
you haven't moved forward even 1mm
You're just jumping around
This is the right way
here
like this
It's my turn
wait a minute
You've got 2 mins left
Wait a minute
wait a minute
What the crap is he doing
what's this dumbass's deal?
Who's he?
It's Giovanni
Giovani how are you doing that!
teach me
I think Giovanni fell down from
100 levels higher than here
Did you see what's he doing!
Giovanni passed this level in 2 seconds
Screw Giovanni
he's nothing
Giovanni is good tho
NO
there is no Giovanni
Giovanni you...
Unfortunately your time is up
Stop, Wait a sec
please don't do this to me
Your time is over -For the love of god don't do this to me
Guys watch and learn
No
look at that
what's that
It's Gomi
Gomi get the hell outta here
On god if Gomi passes this level
I'm gonna stop living
Gomi's just vibing
Gomi's oozing positive vibes
If Gomi passes this level I'm done
Hold on
I'm getting the hang of it
Such a shame that you can't boost strong enough
Give me a minute
Let me do my thing
Stop mumbling in my ears
Why everyone's passing this level
except us
What if this is a easy level
but we can't pass it
Wait a second
for the love of god wait a second
stop
But I wanna play too
I want to give you positive vibes
I don't want to keep nagging like you
Positive vibes
you can do this
You and Gomi both are
that dumbass
both are losers
You can't go there
That's not the way
don't follow that dumbass Gomi
has no idea what he's doing
This isn't the right path
Gomi's done
Gomi's given up
*RIP Gomi*
Gomi rage quited and left his PC
Why Gomi stopped coming this way?
Gomi's done
Gomi's finished
Let me play
for god's sake let me play
On god I won't upload this video
if I can't pass this level
I CAN'T
On God
Go to poor Gomi
Dear lord
I promise I sin no more in my life
I feel bad for Gomi
Gomi can come and ....
Gomi is a worthless nobody
* Gomi I'm sorry if you're watching this :( *
Gomi doesn't exsist
Gomi you peace of hot garbage
Watch me and learn
He's watching me
He left
he deleted the game
Good for him
he refunded and went back fortnite
My turn
Hold on
please
It's my final try -My turrrrrn
It's my last try
This is the last jump
Gomi Gomi Gomi
Gomi dances like a god
What's this song you keep singing
Gomi Gomi Gomi
Stop
Gomi
Stop singing this cursed song to me
Guys they only play this song in Mia Land
you step in there and it's Gomi Gomi Gomi
My turn
Let me play my turn
You can play after me
LET ME PLAY
For the love of god let me do it
For the love of god
Let me play
If I can't pass this level
I will change my name
Well done
Nothing is impossible - Kourosh the Knowledgeable
Nothing is impossible
*We plan, God laughs*
It's all good
On god I'm gonna pass this level
Hold on
For god's sake don't say a word for a sec
For the love of god be quite
I've heard you don't love me -Eshtebah by Mahan Bahram Khan-
Be quit for a second
I've heard bad things happening to you left and right
*Tetick - Harmanım Baba Nerde*
Don't you dare go back
It's not acceptable
Going back from this point is not acceptable
Can I play now?
Hold on
Can I play this part?
Yea yeah yeah yeah
You play
I have to go get some water
I can't continue
Wait
I swear to God if you fall down
for the love of god be relax
Don't laugh
Stop
I swear to God if you fall down
Wait a minute
Just stay still for a second
on your moms life
stop
I can't breath
for God's sake stop
stop I'm getting a heart attack
listen to me please
just wait a second
Let me play for a minute
For the love of god stop
Let me play
Swear to God I'm gonna cry
I'm dead serious, Stop
Leave me alone
Stop
Let me play
Just be careful
You
are not careful
you don't give a damn about this game
I genuinely care about it
It's the first time in my life
that I cry over something like this
Hold on
gimme a minute
Just wait a minute
Let me go
We won't see anything that was behind the bone
I've forgot about that place
You passed this
Have you heard about feng shui?
feng shui
Open your Chakra's
Open your inner Chakra's
Mine's are all open
all 7 of them
you should jump with him too
that's the key
Jump
*on point impression of Shir Farhad* - A character from Barareh Nights 2005*
Jump
You truly are a pure souls
You're so pure without a doubt
You bastard son of a ****...
He wasn't that pure
Be cool
no need to rush it
you cab stay there
you don't need to rush it
DON'T JUMP IN THE CORNERS
dude listen to me
when you get there pause for a second
OK?
stop there and think about your move
don't spam Space like that
stop spamming Space
stay there
Don't go that way
I'm trying
No
You should stay that way
What do you mean?
I mean tilt his head the other way
he's jumping so much
that I even can't think for a sec
right there
Well done
I swear to god if you fall down
Nooo
here you should jump once
then you should boost
I SWEAR TO GOD
why did you pay for this game
I don't understand why'd you par for this game
I don't want it
This game is the definition of Hell
This game
is
Mia land
Mia land feels like this
when you go there guys
It's Kouroshtopia
Cuz that guy looks like you
Where's Gomi by the way?
Gomi's in...
*Concentration 1000*
I'm gonna beat this game just like this
Until the end
Don't worry
It's fine
it's fine
How should I pass here?
My hands are shaking
That's it
*#Pain*
I'm gonna cry
would you stop laughing
stop laughing for a second
You were almost done Kourosh
Yes I was
But you had to jump in and ruin it
you just burned my life to the ground with that move
*sophisticated rage quit*
Good job
It's like you're playing volleyball with yourself
or tennis maybe
you're just jumping back and forth
Guy's I swear to god if you send me video
of some guy that does this in 30 seconds
I'm gonna end it all -They're still sending us videos from the last game
I'm gonna block whoever sends me those videos
It started raining
or it was already raining
what if he slips
Go on
Go on Mia plays
Don't turn around
Just move forward
Just go the other way
try to maintain your balance
No no no no
Good job
Just one more
one of those beautiful jumps
one of those cool af jumps
go for it
well done
stay there
I make up for my mistake
I just needed to waste two hours of our lives
Guys if..
Only wasted 2 hours
Let's do this
That I never get back
Let's do this
If we fell down we stop playing
If we went back from this point
Legit I don't wanna play this game for more than 2 hours
I'm just getting the hang of it
I'm not playing more than 2 hours
You mean three hours
it only took me two hours to get back where we were before
Stop talking to me
I'm a god at this game
How should I go through this?
Slowly
Yeah yeah yeah
Be really careful
go to the left
I swear to god I can't live anymore if i fall down
I didn't fall that down
hold on
If I fall from here I'm done
If I fall from here
I can't
I can't anymore
I'm done
It's oveeeeeer
I can't
I don't want to play
I can't play this game
I don't want to play this game
It's unbeatable
But I didn't play that much
I can't even
Why are you on the ground
I don't want this game
Guys if you buy this game..
Don't fall fro..
He's falling down
he's falling pick up the controller
- We're back were we started
Why didn't you get the controller?
I can't be arsed
I can't even
I'll be dead the day I get back to trash game like this
I'm done
I won't buy another stupid game in my life - The only thing I wanted was to get through a few levels
Guys never buy a garbage game like this - The only thing I wanted was to get through a few levels
you just give your money to a psychopath that make's these games
The only thing I wanted was to get through a few levels
I hate this stupid trash game
While we were playing
for a moment the only thing that I wanted from god
from the bottom of my heart
was to get through a few more levels
But God didn't listen to me -I never ask anything from him anymore
God never listens to me
I'm Mia
It was my fault
I don't want a game like this anymore
Thank you for watching
I don't want a game like this anymore
My Godddd
Byeeeee
What the hell was this game
Byeee
Byeeee
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