- Just a few more seconds and...
(demon popping up) (Jordan laughing)
- [Tyler] Ah, piss!
Okay, good, you saw the demon, right?
(screen beeping) - Crusty contacts,
faking an illness, and my brain
has left the building. (brain ejecting and exploding)
Today, we are back at it for round four
of breaking down and reacting (gif popping)
to all of the humorous (screen whooshing)
medical scenes and dramatic injuries
from the highly popular
YouTube channel, BrewStew. (bell dinging)
(screen whooshing) All right,
let's dive right in.
(button clicking) - I had to go to the eye
doctor to renew my prescription for contact lenses,
and like most people, I put off going to the eye doctor
as long as I can, you know,
until I'm on my last pair of contacts,
and they've been in my eyeballs
for way too long. (Jordan chuckling)
Every time I blink, it makes a sound effect.
(eyes grinding) (button clicking)
- Oh, that's awful.
Okay, yes, remember, you know,
your contact should only be (clock popping and ticking)
in your eyes for a certain period of time.
Make sure you're using (solution popping)
the solutions, make sure that they're clean.
(screen whooshing) You don't want to increase
the risk of infection,
increase the risk of corneal ulcers.
(video popping) - But every time I stare
at that thing,
I feel like I'm getting set up for like,
one of those jump scares, like it's (beep) 2006 again.
- [Technician] Okay, now, focus on the big balloon.
(shutter whirring) Open up really big now.
- And poof. (shutter whirring)
- Just a few more seconds, and...
(demon popping up) (Jordan laughing)
- [Tyler] Ah, piss!
Okay, good, you saw the demon, right?
That means you don't have cataracts
or some (beep), I don't know. (button clicking)
(screen whooshing) - I haven't gone to the eye
doctors in a while either.
I know they do like, eye pressure tests
relating to like a puff.
We do eye pressure exams in the emergency
department as well. (screen whooshing)
Different emergency departments have different exams,
or different devices to do the exam.
There's an old, old device
called the Schiotz, (device popping)
which actually uses weights.
There is something (Tonopen whooshing)
called a Tonopen,
different types of lasers, (lasers firing)
or magnifiers to be able (magnifier popping)
to see into the back of the eye,
but I can assure you we do not have the demon test.
(button clicking) - And the next test,
of course, is that piece (screen whooshing)
of (censored) glaucoma test that everybody hates.
This lady pulls out a little (Tonopen whooshing)
handheld thing. - Oh, there it is.
Actually, that's the one. (laughing)
(device popping) That little handheld thing
is super easy and doesn't hurt.
I've done it without numbing medicine on the eye,
but if somebody's concerned, we can actually
use a topical anesthetic, (screen whooshing)
and you won't feel anything.
(button clicking) - So she pulls the hammer
back on this thing, (gun loading)
and points it at me all execution style.
- All right, now you might feel a little tickle
on your eyeball, you ready?
(screen whooshing) God, are you holding
your breath right now?
- Can you just get it over with already?
Now, I'll be damned, but this lady was correct.
It is just a little tickle on your eyeball now.
(device farting) (eyeball giggling)
(Jordan laughing) (quirky music)
So now, I'm feeling
pretty good, that is, - See?
- [Tyler] Until they make the arbitrary decision
that they need to dilate my eyeballs.
- Oh! (button clicking)
Eye dilation is awful.
I've had it done myself.
Everybody who goes to the eye doctor
gets dilated, basically,
but in the emergency (screen whooshing)
department, we typically do not dilate your eye,
(screen popping) so we do our best
to look in there.
So the reason why you dilate the eye is to dilate the pupil
(screen whooshing) so that way, you can see
into the back of the eye, the vessels,
and the retina a lot better.
In the emergency department, we don't do that,
(screen whooshing) so a lot of times,
we're shining a light, and it's a little pinhole
that we're looking through and doing our best
to take a look back there.
(button clicking) - First they drop battery
acid into your eyeballs, (Jordan chuckling)
and then they make you Stevie Wonder your (beep)
back out to the waiting room (Jordan laughing)
for 15 minutes until your (beep) pupils look
like you just dropped acid. - Oh my gosh.
- [Tyler] Now, they offer an alternative.
- Okay, so we can dilate your eyeballs the old fashioned way
with the battery acid,
or for an extra $35, we can skip the dilation
and use this new fancy machine that we got.
- $35?
Lady, I would've ate stuff outta your garbage can
if it got me outta getting my (beep) eyes dilated.
Sign me up.
Hell yes, eye doctor in 2023,
(screen whooshing) I would buy a T-shirt
at this point if they had a (beep) merch shop.
(button clicking) - I love it.
This is actually hilarious.
I didn't know that (screen popping)
they offered this, we don't have
these special machines in the ER.
(screen whooshing) That's why like,
when people come into the emergency department,
and they wanna see an eye doctor,
they have to go to the office,
'cause all their special equipment is there.
It's not actually at the hospital.
- [Tyler] So finally, the opening act is over,
and now, it's time to see the headliner,
(screen whooshing) the old, big daddy
eye doctor himself,
but this guy bursts in
the door with the energy (door bursting)
of like a (beep) '90s game show host.
- Hey there, howdy-hoo, I'm Dr. Sunshine.
(Jordan laughing) who's ready to play
"The Family Feud?"
- Doc, I'm here for contact lenses.
- Yeah, I see that.
Tell me, how long have you had those crusty things
in there for?
- Not, not too long, really.
(eyes grinding)
(button clicking) (Jordan laughing)
- The crunching, AKA the dryness.
So if the contacts (image popping)
have been in for a long time,
you increase the risk of having injury to the cornea itself,
which is the clear layer (screen whooshing)
of cells that is over top of your iris
and your pupil, very sensitive,
so if there is injury to it, (bat swinging and bopping)
a lot of times, you (screen popping)
can use drops,
and sometimes, you might need antibiotics to help it heal.
(button clicking) - Oh, to hell with that,
I'm not going to school today.
I'm gonna pretend that I'm sick, god dammit.
Now, you gotta try to figure out
a way to give yourself (Jordan chuckling)
an artificial fever, so you - Who doesn't like
"Three's Company?" - Go and rest your (beep)
forehead on a Lite-Brite, - That's amazing.
- Trying to raise your body (wires zapping)
temperature up to a solid 101, 102,
then you walk out to the living room,
and lie straight to your mom's face.
Hey, I don't feel very good, and I've been pooping a lot.
- You've been pooping a lot?
How much is a lot?
- Like 16 times?
- 16 times, holy hell.
We need to get you to the hospital.
(button clicking) - You have diarrhea.
You know, that is probably the easiest way
to be like, no, I can't go to school,
(screen whooshing) but you wanna make sure
that there's no blood in your diarrhea,
and you're able to keep fluids down.
(button clicking) - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
All right, maybe not that much,
but my head feels - Oh.
- Really hot, though.
- Good lord, you are burning up,
and you smell like hot plastic for some reason.
Okay, you're not going to school today.
- [Tyler] All right, mission accomplished, you did it.
You tricked your gullible (beep) mom
into letting you stay home from school.
(button clicking) - A who out there
has attempted to try to trick (image popping)
their parents that they're sick and they can't go to school?
Be careful, you don't wanna raise your skin temperature
too high and cause a burn. (screen whooshing)
The best way to actually take a temperature
is your core temperature, typically rectal,
then the next best would actually be in your mouth.
(button clicking) - Now, you're laying
on the couch like it's your own (beep) personal gurney.
You don't even have the decency
to change outta your "Hong Kong Phooey" pajamas,
for Christ's sake. - I love it.
- [Tyler] Your mom's serving you Pepto-Bismol by the gallon.
(button clicking) - Pepto-Bismol, not bad.
(screen whooshing) It helps with an
upset stomach,
but Pepto-Bismol can change
your poop to black. (poop popping and farting)
It is a normal side effect, no freaking out.
(button clicking) - Make sure you drink
all this, it'll slow down all those (beep) escapades
you've been having. (Jordan laughing)
- [Tyler] I know most people hate the taste of Pepto-Bismol,
but when I was a kid, I loved that weird,
pink, milky (beep).
Like my top three favorite drinks
when I was a kid would be like,
Mountain Cooler Capri Sun, (drinks popping)
Ecto Cooler Hi-C, and then (beep) boom,
Pepto-Bismol, (bottle farting)
- Oh my gosh. - Somewhere in between.
- I'm not a Pepto-Bismol fan.
(screen whooshing) If somebody's having like,
stomach discomforts, maybe reflux,
I typically like either
Mylanta or Maalox, actually. (meds popping and whooshing)
I'm okay with people trying to use
Pepto-Bismol as an attempt
to help their symptoms, (screen popping)
but if it's not helping, and feeling
like they need to down the whole bottle,
you need to get checked out.
(button clicking) - Since I never drank before,
I had the alcohol tolerance of a (censored)
diabetic third grader.
So throughout the night, I'm getting
my (censored) kicked in,
and I'm having to take shot after shot
like I'm (censored) superman.
(Tyler gulping) (quirky music)
(table thumping) Oh god, it tastes
like spicy piss, I hate it.
(Jordan laughing) Contrary to games
like bowling or pool,
I don't get better at Euchre (chart farting)
the more that I drink. (button clicking)
- Ah, I don't even know what Euchre is.
(screen whooshing) Yes, they actually have done
studies with people drinking.
Sometimes a beginner (image popping)
or a novice may actually do better
after one or two drinks, (screen whooshing)
because it's a decrease of stress just for that
short period of time, (clock popping and ticking)
but then your thinking, your coordination,
everything actually becomes impaired.
(button clicking) - Halfway through,
my liver's yelling at me from the inside and (censored).
- Stop calling trump when you're
four-suited, you stupid - Oh, I like the liver
picture, that's funny. - (censored).
- [Tyler] Needless to say, about an hour goes by,
and all of a sudden, I'm (censored) drunker
than a stepdad at a little league game.
(button clicking) - So there's actually
no good positive benefit (screen whooshing)
to alcohol in the sense to your body.
It is like a toxin, (liquid pouring)
(screen whooshing) and so your liver
is the organ that helps filter out toxins,
and you can see in this image (image popping and dinging)
it's actually, this yellow thing's probably most likely
the image of your gallbladder (screen whooshing)
that sits underneath your liver.
There are ways that you (image popping)
can actually protect your liver out there
from different damage, or actually
even just like, support it.
Lots of hydration is one. (image popping)
(Tyler gulping) (quirky music)
(table thumping) - This doesn't taste
like spicy piss anymore.
This doesn't taste like anything anymore.
So I stumble into the bathroom,
and like a lot of people do (Jordan laughing)
their first time getting drunk,
I look into the mirror, and I meet my drunk self
for the first time. - Yep.
- Whoa, wait a minute.
Who the hell are you? - Oh my gosh.
- Oh, well, I'm the drunk you.
That's who I am. - Puke.
- I'm a lot like sober you, but (censored) louder,
- Oh Jesus. - And sometimes I think
I know how to dance.
- Oh, okie-dokie then.
(button clicking) - So alcohol obviously
(screen whooshing) describing that it basically
disinhibits you,
so you can be maybe a little bit more confident
and do things that you normally wouldn't do,
but on the flip side, you also probably believe
that you're awesome (image popping)
at all of those things.
(screen whooshing) You just have to be careful
with drinking too much alcohol.
It could impair your judgment.
If you drink too much, you increase the risk
of vomiting, having abdominal pain,
(screen whooshing) you can actually get
pancreatitis, which is inflammation of your pancreas,
and then obviously, causing damage to your liver.
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