Hi guys, I'm Stevie.
And today it's time to die.
I've always wanted to say that.
Since my original 2020 goals like travel and go a day without screaming
have been put on hold,
my new 2020 goal is to slowly morph into
Barney apparently.
Though getting my cheekbones as high as
this will take time,
dying my armpits purple won't.
Also, before we get into the video, before I teach you how to
dye your armpits purple,
my next door neighbor has screaming f*cking children
that won't shut the f*ck up.
My other neighbor has decided to build a golf
course in his backyard.
Third, another one has
bought a four-wheeler and has decided to ride it in the back garden?
This is england.
The garden is not big.
What the f*ck?
So I've literally never
bleached anything or died anything myself, i don't think before.
So, this is gonna be a wild ride.
You might be wondering if i'm qualified
to do this.
And to that I say, "Is anyone qualified to do anything?"
And then you might say, "Doctors, lawyers, olympic figure skaters..."
And i would say that I read an article on how to do this,
so i'm pretty confident.
Oh, are these latex?
Oh sh*t. they're definitely latex. I'm allergic. Hang on, let me sniff.
Oh. they might not be latex.
Look up if powdered gloves can be latex free?
Wel,l what the f*ck else am i gonna do? Touch bleach?
I have a mild latex allergy, it's fine.
Also, Brad Mondo don't come for me.
You know what I mean?
So, armpits are really sensitive.
Mine are particularly sensitive.
I insulted them once and they were sore
for a week.
So, without further ado,
let's get into my pits.
Wait, wait... First, before we get into my pits, let's talk about today's sponsor.
Dollar Shave Club.
I am a very proud partner with Dollar Shave Club.
And you all know that I love their shaving products, but did you know
that they have so many other products for the bathroom?
And outside of your bathroom.
Oh my god. It just smells so good.
I'm not wearing any deodorant right now because you don't want to have any
products on your underarms before you dye them.
But me and Josie have been fighting over this cologne that's from Dollar Shave Club.
because it smells so f*cking good. Oh my god, I'm obsessed.
Oh yeah.
Also. this soap bergamot and white musk,
this one is awakening mint and cedarwood.
And then the 202 cologne, if you put them
all together. you wash yourself with this, and then use this
on your pits, and then spray this, it's freaking perfect.
Since they have so many great products, they've recently released a quiz...
Is this weird that I=I'm doing this with gloves on?
I wish they were black.
So, the quiz gives you results and builds a box
with exactly what you need in the bathroom.
You know how you do
buzzfeed quizzes to find out which disney princess animal sidekick you are
and the only information they ask you is like your mom's social security number
and your favorite color?
It's kind of like that, but not at all.
You answer a few questions about what you like and how you get ready and
about your hair and your skin type and what you like to shave and any
skin care concerns.
And from there, they make you your perfect box.
And you know I love a perfect box.
And even more than that possibly, I love to smell good.
Hence the cologne. But i don't always like to shave.
Hence the armpits.
And then they keep you
fully stocked via the post which that's mail
if you're american, which I no longer am.
And during this time, Dollar Shave Club
makes it to where you don't need to go out to get the bathroom supplies that you need.
So, visit dollarshaveclub.com/stevie to take the quiz and get your own
personalized box.
Okay, now let's get into the pit dying.
All right, I don't know what the f*ck this is. Okay, here's the problem.
I don't know anything.
The instructions on this intensive emulsion
4% three volume,
don't know what the f*ck that means....they're all in French.
So..... this will be fun.
I don't know this one,
which is called multi-blonde blondor.
It's in this language. But they have stickers
that have English directions, so that's good.
Mixing recommendation. Mix with something perfect six percent
nine percent or twelve percent color touch
emulsion okay intensive emulsion.
No this is is four percent and it says i need
to mix it with six 9 or 12.
Cool. Mix in a ratio of 1 to 1.5
up to 1 to 2. example 30 grams powder plus 45 milliliters, what the f*ck?
I didn't think i'd be doing math.
This is why everybody f*cks their hair up.
Because they have to do math.
Okay, I just got out of the shower.
I didn't let it rest for 50 minutes.
uh it started to look real blonde after
about five and so then my armpits started getting a little burny.
So at about 20 minutes, I got in the shower. just got out,
and wow i just you can't see anything.
Oh yeah, look at that. Oh god.
Okay, so my armpits are blonde now. They're bleached.
So, we are going to put on some overtone which is a color depositing conditioner
which is how I keep my hair like this, so it's not technically a dye.
So, we'll see how that goes.
Well, this is gonna be not the weirdest thing i've ever done.
Everything i've ever asked for. Everything i've ever wanted.
Wow.
That was exhausting holding my arms up for that long.
Okay, it's on.
I'm gonna let this stay on for
20 more minutes, 30 more minutes?
I don't know, whenever i get bored.
And then I'll wash it and come and show you.
i don't think I've ever washed my armpits that many times in one day,
but I washed the bleach out, put in the overtone,
I'm actually really excited that i did use overtone because, not a sponsor, but
I feel like it doesn't stain skin
as bad, even though I used the strongest one they have,
the coloring conditioner,
it didn't stain my skin really, so without further ado....
My purple armpits!
I feel closer to Barney than I have in my entire life.
I love you. You love me.
Wait.
Yeah, that's how it goes.
We're a happy family.
Alright ,well that was a success.
I don't know how often I'm gonna do this because it's honestly f*cking badass.
I wish I had more armpit hair, you know?
Because it could be like a
big puff under there, but it's just like a weird line.
So, speaking of us being a
nice happy family,
thank you so much to my patrons for
being in my patreon club
and making videos like this
f*cking, oh my god, what if I dyed my bush purple?
Oh that's another video. There we go, alright.
see you guys next time, bye.