Rice: Yoo what is up guys. How's everybody doing, I made a video like a year ago and this was like during while i was figuring out this youtube stuff.
Rice: It was called these relations must be stopped
and I just find it so interesting that people
find these relationship goal things
So cute and they want it ;)
When in reality, I dont want anything to do with it
I think its not cute at all
So, anyways, I want to bring the series back, and bless you guys with another upload
*Transition* "Let's Go!"
Rice: When you and bae is play fighting
*VIdeo*
Rice: what the he
Yo bro wtf
when I was wondering if you are a few days to get what you have a smart phone, why is she hitting my man?
Rice Woah!!! why is she slapping him.
Rice: Yo protect yourself. Put your hand's up see j can make you hand clap b
Rice: aww he kissed her.
Rice: what!! why is she slapping him. Stop slapping him!
Rice: that sounds like it u of a new one of my favorite caroot.
Rice: ayy. This is not play fighting.
Rice: Why is she kicking him? Bro she's giving him some-
Rice: aww. ok so I guess they made up?
Rice: WHAT!!
Rice: This is not play fighting.
Rice: What am I watching!!!
(youtube video)
Rice: are you guys watching this right now? ( laughing )
(twitter video)
Rice: Basically his girlfriend doesn't want him to leave cause he has to go somewhere like do something important. And she's on the car. Get your heavy ass off the car you're about to leave a dent, A harvey dent
Rice: and the fact that people find this cute is insane.Like I swear time is so important and if a girl ever did this to me. i swear I'll do this one more time for i go high was taking the hold one dance aye
Rice: what are you doing? Im idiotic
Girl: Don't leave me
Rice: I'm just gonna go get some food.
Girl: Rice don't leave me
Rice: I know but ima go get some food
Girl: Rice don't leave me
Rice: Ima go get some food
Girl: don't leave me!! I need you here!!!
Rice: you could just hop in really quick
Girl: no HERE!! I wanna be here
Rice: really quick
Rice: I don't got TIME!!! What are you doing!! Get off my hood!!
Girl: don't leave me!!
Rice: Get off my hood what are you doing!!
Girl: drive me like this
Rice: Get off the hood. I need to get some food-
Girl: Then don't leave me
Rice: I'll be right back
Girl: NO!!!
Rice: ayy yo put that away
Girl: What are you doing!! ( get's shot) (ahhh!!)
(twitter video)
Rice: what did I just watch?
Rice: alright so this post say's " this is the cutest thing ever".
Rice: I took my girlfriends little sisters out on a date so she know's how a guy should treat her when she
get's older
( cringe)
Rice: What? It's just him and the little sister. Fine people find this cute but I think I find this is kinda weird. He has his creepy smile on her, he double her age. He's like you know what he thinks she's gonna become hot in the future and get on her good side.
Rice: I know exactly what's he doing. He's not slick, this is gross, this is disgusting.
( Ricegum reading tweet )
( cringe )
( video playing ) Annoying Music*
Rice: guys I don't know what I just watched. How do people find this cute? I don't know what he just did or she did. I'm assuming like that some type of drug or something. But like..this is not... why these girls...
Girl: yo hit this
Rice: What is that?
Girl: what do you think it is cocaine hit it
Rice: why do you have that in the car!!
Girl: why not. Lets...
(fighting back and forth)
(Rice reading tweet)
(video playing)
Rice: Is that a knife?
Rice: dude she has knife to his back. That's not even cute.
Rice: And he's not even holding her down. She's just being abusive
Rice: he literally looks uncomfortable and in pain. You know this is not cool, he needs to get out of that relationship. this is abuse, If the roles were switched if a guy did that to a girl everyone will be freaking out.
(video playing)
Rice: What the heck
(video playing)
Rice: Why was she acting so childish for like the fact that this goals and even find this cute. like If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't find that patients for that
Girl: yo pick me up
(rice and girl arguing)
(video playing)
Rice: she snatched it eww
(video playing)
Rice: buy your own shoes
(video playing)
Rice: Now she's happy
Rice: I hate how she thinks like her boyfriend owes her money or something. Like he worked for that money, go work for your own money and buy your own shoes like why is she making a scene like he has to give her money that your boyfriend not your...
Rice: who is this?
Rice: Who's this?
Rice: Brittney!! That's sounds like a hot name
Rice: send me a picture
Rice: whoa!! she's hot
Rice: "Take me shopping daddy" Wait how did she get my number is this even a real girl. Like wait is this even real life right now. Wait i wanna facetime her to see if she's actually real. Wow! this is crazy.
(facetimes)
(intense music)
Afrogum: Ohh shit I could explain bro
(outro music) Wtf^