- What type of pants do the Super Mario Brothers wear?
- Suspenders, overalls.
- They wear--
- Denim, denim, denim.
Denim, denim, denim.
(comedian scatting)
(upbeat drum music)
- [Producer] Hi.
- [Kids] Hi.
- Hello my name is Audrey and I'm going to be the winner.
- Hi I'm Ethan and I want to be the loser.
- [Producer] All right, guys.
The game today is Don't You Dare Laugh.
(kids laughing)
And whoever can make it to the end, wins a prize.
(drum rolling)
- [Kids] Whoa!
- One, two, a one, two, three, four.
I win!
- I'm definitely gonna win.
- I need to win.
- [Producer] Anybody have any tips for how to not laugh?
- Think about your mom got kidnapped.
(Girl With Buns laughing)
- [Producer] Everyone get into the zone.
(bell dinging)
(kids breathing)
- Whoa, I didn't know there was gonna be kids here today.
- Hi Mr. Clown.
- Hi, my name is Charles and you're the serious kids,
I know that.
- I love your hat.
- Thank you.
Blow on that please.
(Girl With Braids blowing)
Oh, that's very good.
Excuse me.
I think that's okay.
Watch carefully.
Hold out your hand.
You can't even hold out your hand?
That's okay.
That's okay, because that,
oh wait, it's on top of your head instead.
I'll put that right over there.
And that is going under your chin, look at that.
It's so noisy when I do that.
(red nose squeaking)
And that is time.
(bell dinging)
- [Kids] Bye, Charles.
- Toodle-oodle-noodle.
- Thank you Mr. Clown.
- Bye.
- I will keep this as a souvenir.
- Good joke, good joke.
I'm surprised that I made it to the first round.
- Everybody's going down.
- You're totally gonna win.
See?
That's sarcasm.
In your face.
- [Producer] Are you ready for round two?
- [Kids] Yes!
(bell dinging)
- Oh, are you a jokester?
And you're try to tell us a jokes?
- How's it going everyone?
Welcome, thanks for coming out.
I appreciate it.
(Ethan clapping)
Thank you, thank you for the applause.
- And you came in.
- Welcome.
- It's been a pretty intense day for me.
I actually danced all the way here.
And man, are my arms tired.
Wow.
- Poor you.
- It was just the whole way.
- Okay.
Oh my gosh, you poor man.
- Wait, are you trying to do the floss?
You're doing it wrong still.
- That's okay, I think I like it.
- I like this guy.
Can we be more like this guy?
- [Kids] No!
- Darn!
(comedian blowing raspberry)
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh.
(comedian blowing raspberry)
- It's kinda cool when you do that.
- Farts are a little immature.
- This guy is very positive.
(comedian blowing raspberry)
(Ethan blowing raspberry)
(Ethan armpit farting)
(Ethan laughing)
- [Producer] Oh, you just laughed.
(buzzer beeping)
- Okay, we got one.
- Listen curly haired guy, I'm not gonna laugh.
- You're not gonna,
you just covered your mouth like you were.
What type of pants do the Super Mario Brothers wear?
- Overalls--
- They wear pants--
- Denim, denim, denim.
Denim, denim, denim.
(comedian scatting)
I almost had her.
- You almost had me, you almost had me.
- I have a question.
- Yeah, how are you, what?
- Why do you do such bad jokes?
(comedian sobbing)
- I'm trying so hard.
- It's okay.
- Why are you looking away from my feelings right now?
- Whoever says you're dumb, who cares.
You're a good man.
- Aww.
Thank you all so much for having me.
- Thank you.
- You're not welcome.
That guy was the worst.
- I almost laughed.
- One, two, three, four.
Skidaddle, it's all mine.
- [Producer] Everybody, take off your shoes (laughs).
(bell dinging)
- Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
- I'm so scared.
(funny clarinet music)
- Eww, you're in my nose.
- Stop it.
- Just so you know, I will destroy people if I laugh.
(Girl With Braids laughing)
(buzzer beeping)
- Dang it!
- [Producer] (laughs) We got one!
(Girl With Braids screams)
- (crosstalk) winner!
- I'm very ticklish.
That is not fair.
(Ethan laughing)
- [Ethan] Go for his face.
(bell dinging)
- [Producer] All right, all right.
We're gonna need you guys to exit the room
while we set up the next distraction.
- Okay.
(groovy upbeat music)
- [Producer] All right, guys.
This is down to the final three.
(bell dinging)
(machine farting)
- Yes, of course.
Yes, it was me.
(Girl With Buns laughing)
(buzzer beeping)
- [Producer] We got her!
- [Girl With Braids] You're out.
- [Ethan] Two people left.
- I'm not six, fart jokes aren't funny.
(machine farting)
(boy sighs).
Why?
- Oh, I wonder who it was.
Oh, I think it was her.
(machine farting)
- Guess what?
I farted.
I farted, it was me.
- No it was me.
- Okay.
(machine farting)
- [Girl With Buns] Eww!
(machine farting)
- Oh yes.
(machine farting)
- (Girl With Braids) Ugh, you are so gross, Ethan.
- Eww.
- That is--
- [Girl With Buns] Eww, this is taking so long.
- [Producer] Caelan, Audrey, I need you guys
to make each other laugh.
If you can get the other person to laugh,
you are the winner.
(dramatic orchestral music)
- Oopsie.
- What do you call a cow with no legs?
- Ground beef.
- What do you call a cow with two legs?
- Something beef.
- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs?
- Beef.
- High stakes.
(machine farting)
- We are agreeing to the tie.
- Yeah.
- [Producer] What's that?
- We are agreeing to the tie.
(bell dinging)
- [Producer] All right, you guys.
Let's say congratulations to our two winners.
- I knew we would tie.
- [Producer] All right, I'm gonna bring in the second prize.
- Oh my gosh!
Yeah, I'm choosing that one.
You have the drums.
I want that.
- Thank you.
(Audrey drumming)
- [Girl With Braids] Can I try it?
- Yeah, of course.
You can all try it.
- A one, a two, a one, two, three.
(symbol crashing)
- [Kids] Thank you for watching.
(Audrey drumming)