so you're going on a job interview step
1
bleep Facebook done now I'm off to
become doctor no you gotta be qualified
for the job you want but I want to be
doctor then you gotta go to school for
like 14 more years be qualified think
about your last job interview Thank You
sky high air tours you will not regret
hiring me start crap but let's assume
you know what you're doing and you're
qualified for the job you want and gets
that guy you doesn't make slip here's
mine no this is 30 pages long make it
one page and keep it simple
got it a good resume has your background
info and skills but don't put in
everything no one cares if you'll prom
king unless your job interviews for prom
king
here is resume no you wrote this in
crayon but you should keep it cheap a
good resume has to be presentable good
that means no typos and easy to read but
not too easy to read don't just write
hold or over and over again unless
you're applying for a job carrying
around a little psychic kid with no legs
here's resume there are no typos and it
is easy to read this just says my name
is Mario just proud my resume and put
your name on it got it full record you
should never do that but we never get
through this video otherwise it's Lima
go to your interview
just follow the four beans well I'd like
the Beatles get back in the shower
before B's would be clean
I really smell real bad so I don't take
a shower and now we can go to his job
interview clean confident and prepared
okay got my resume took shower what am I
forgetting he forgot the second B be
clothed I'm where it goes wear
appropriate clothes like a suit or
something and be on time
that's the third B what are you doing
here isn't interview happening right now
is it and the final being be polite I
can do that and say thank you what it's
all her got it I must say my good so it
smells like a cat bad in here would you
care to say grace before I begin my
lunch
you do pay it's quite impressive
wherever did you get it mrs. Wilkinson
done by forget say thank you thank you
congratulations
by some miracle you know job like you
now go back for your second interview no
I did so well on my first interview I
don't have to know no matter how well
you did if you don't show up to your
second interview you won't get the job
no I'm gonna take me there but you have
no job what is that supposed to mean
that means every day of the you day stop
judging me congratulations you got the
job I got the job no one now you get to
go back in your suit and never say
anything inappropriate so eight to
twelve hours a day every day for the
rest of your life Oh
until you're too old to enjoy all the
money you made screw that
Ling : going to the dumpster to find
something to eat