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"Gasp" Oh no
Somethings wrong
I just got a horrible feeling
DAN! DAN!
There it is
DAN! LOOK!
What are you doing?
I'm a super hero!
*Epic super hero fanfare plays*
Haha, no, no nononono
We're not doing a super hero video
Nope! MM MMM
Why not?
There's too many super hero movies!
There's like TEN Marvel films every year!
EXACTLY!
People LOVE super heroes!
No, people love GOOD super heroes
I mean, you're not even a super hero!
You just taped some fabric to yourself and is that sharpie?
*Gruff voice* Nobody cared who i was, til i put on the mask
I don't think anybody cares who you are WITH the mask
Also it was Bane who said that, not Batman
*Epic fanfare* Waaaaaaahoo!
Captain Chrisi! Reporting for duty!
Oh come on! you too? How'd Jason convince you to do this
He pays me by the hour
Thaaaat's right! and together we're going to save the kitchen!
Jason
You are not a super hero, i mean what powers do you even have?
I can fly!
Yeah right
Yeah he tried earlier but he fell and hit his head
Besides, save the kitchen from what? the kitchens perfectly fine
*Slamming sound and dark music*
TREMBLE! DENIZENS OF THE KITCHEN!
IT IS I! DURIAN THE ENDURING!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh nooo, a big bad guy with a terrible name, so scary
Did you hire him too?
With my great strength, this kitchen shall be mine
All will fall under my INFINITE POWEERRR!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eugh, more like infinite stench!
What!? Who said that! WHO SAID THAT?
NEEEYYYAAAAAHH!
*Coughing*
Ewwwww gross!
Woah, how'd he do that?
Wait, is this real?
Jas!?
He may be a worthy foe but with me and my trusty sidekick
*Super hero fanfare* Bye guys!
But i paid you!
Your hours up Jas, Good luck!
But we only just got here!
What were you doing for the rest of the hour?
Jason: Hehe, how do i look? Chrissy: Ooooh! Fabulous darling!
Well it looks like i'm on my own
This uhh, this is where you say no you're not and join in
Mmmm
*Durian Growls*
Nah
Uhhh, alright, no that's, that, that's fine
My powers alone! Will be more than enough to defeat him
Hey DURIAN! Take this!
*Various Grunts and slapping noises*
How do you like that you smelly!
AAAAHHHH!!!
*Thud* Agh! Hngh! Huh?
*Gasp* RUN! DAN! RUN!
YOOOOOOUUUUU!
AAAAGGGHHH! AAAHHH! AHH!
I'm coming for you little egg! MUAHAHAHA!
Uh, I'm not scared, none of this is real! I'm just, i'm just going for a leisurely jog!
Yeah! Yeah! Hey Jas! How much did you pay this guy? he's really good!
The only one who's going to pay is you!
With your life!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
AGH! JASON! HELP!
HEY! PINEAPPLE!
OVER HERE!
*Super hero fanfare starts*
Hmmm!? i never thought i'd see the day!
When an egg wanted to be poached!
C'mon you MASSIVE stinky cactus! Come get me!
*Western music plays*
Chrisi? What are you doing?
I'm just setting the mood!
RAAAAGGGGHHHH!
GET READY TO BE SCRAMBLED! RAGH!
NEVER!
HUH!?
*Super hero fanfare!* WEEEEEEE! AGH!
Wooooaahaaahh! Woooaaaah! WOAH!
*Epic melancholic music* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Chrisi harmonising*
Chrisi!
*Music stops* Fine
OOOOOOOOOOO OH!
You may have defeated me this time But i'll be back!
Chrisi: Yeah! Jason you did it! Dan: Haha! Nice! You did it Jas!
See guys! I told you i could FLLLYYY!
Haha, what!?
That wasn't flying! that's jumping! You just!
It, It doesn't matter!
What's going to happen to Durian!?
I'm not sure, but the rubbish should improve the smell, haha
YOU CAN'T STOP ME! I'LL BE BACK! *Durian fades into the background*
GUYS! I SAVED THE KITCHEN!
HAHA! YES YOU DID JASON!
Huh! That was some fine work, son!
We could use a few superheroes like you
HOW would YOU! like to join-
Nope! no! He's good! Trust me!
WAIT! NO DAN! DAN! SHE'S GOING TO INVITE ME TO-
DAN: We're done, stories over! JASON: BUT!
What about the cinematic universe!
What about the sequels!
DAN! THINK OF THE SEQUELS!
NO! UH UH! There's no way
I'm going to sit through a whole cinematic universe of you
DAN: We're going! Jason: NO! PUT ME DOWN DAN! DAAAAN!
SHOUT OUT TO OUR ULTIMATE PATRONS LAIKA IVANOVA AND WARFENHORTEN CLAN
YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING
Okay, so your name is Gregg? And you can only saaay Gregg?
GREGG!
You know this is for the badguy role, right?
Gregg!
Alright, Let's give it a go
Besides, save the kitchen from what? the kitchens perfectly fine
Gregg!
Uh, Are we sure about this?
Greeeheheheeegg g! Gregg!
AWH! He's so cute!
OFFSCREEN: UGH, THIS ISN'T WORKING WE NEED A NEW BADGUY
*Sad Greg Noises*
Okay, so the role is this really Big baaad villain!
I'LL KILL YOU!
GREAT! Great! Really good!
So this guy, want's to take over the kitchen -
MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!
Oh! He's good!
I'm serious i despise you aaaalllll!
Yeah, i think we've got our bad guy
RAAAGGGHHHH
GRUNTS! I'm going to do some grunts now!
*GRUNT NOISES*
OFFSCREEN DIRECTOR: What's he doing? ASSISTANT: SHHH, He's an artiste!
OFFSCREEN DIRECTOR: Okay, ACTION!
IT IS I! DURIAN, the endearing! Hmmmm
OFFSCREEN DIRECTOR: No, cut! cut, cut.
Have you met my brother? Dorian the explorian?
*Sighs*
HMMMMMMPH! Gregg!
Jason!
Gregg, GREGG! GREEGGG!
JASON: Greeeggg!
Greeeegg! Gregggregggregggreegg
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I'VE GOT LITTLE SPIKES! YOU'll CUT YOURSELVES ON THEM!
OOOOO! HOW EVIL IS THAT!
MUAHAHAHAHA
OOOHHH NO, I'VE CUT MYSELF ON THE SPIKES! OHHHHH, OOOOOOOOH! AAAGGHHH OOOO!