we babies are having a crisis oh no
that's awful
what is it well it's simpler if i just
show you teddy if you please
let's put on a show
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here we go jimbo hit the lights
you see
babies aren't getting as much love as we
used to why behold our mortal enemy
puppies oh
no no that's exactly the problem this is
war puppies are winning and babies are
losing that's all bad news baby what are
we going to do you're going to help me
genius home run you still got it yay
now your parents all work for puppy co
so have you learned anything from them
yes sir
fantastic trip let's go a b c d no what
have you learned about puppies hey puppy
no jimbo puppies are evil stacy read
back the notes i can't read
what's it say
this is my team a muscle head a bunch of
yes men and a doodler exactly put that
cookie down cookies not for
closers oh it's like they're having
their own little meeting
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god this is so humiliating we need to
talk uh
about the b-a-b-e-e
why tim why because he came out of
nowhere we don't even know him how can
we trust him
come on he's just
look at him he wears a suit i know isn't
it cute he's like a little man he
carries a briefcase does no one else
think that's oh i don't know a little
freaky
well you carried lamb lamb around until
you were like this is not about lamb
lamb
all babies are different tim and each
one is special he's taking over the
whole house are you taking over the
house yes you are yes you are trust me
one day you're gonna get to know this
little guy
and you are gonna love him with all of
your heart just like we do
never
who are you let's just say
i'm the boss
the boss you're a baby you were a diaper
you know who else wears diapers
astronauts and nascar drivers that's who
gold efficiency templeton the average
toddler spends what 45 hours a year on
the potty i'm the boss
i don't have that kind of spare time
i think we hate each other hate is a
strong word
it's the right word but still we have to
convince them that we
love no
like no that we yeah
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no
no way no
you don't mean
love each other disgusting
i don't clear not it's not even friday
come on you're putting this thing on
hey what's all the racket
oh
isn't he adorable oh
i've got one for you too ahoy matey oh
it doesn't work on me here i'm dead down
there come on everyone has a tickle spot
now what parents think is going on
what's going on in here i'm just feeding
the baby
um
choo-choo
and what's really going on here comes
the choo-choo train no no
hold the train now
it looks like it's already been eaten
choo choo on that
now what parents think is going on
[Applause]
look the kids are finally getting along
that's nice
yeah yeah i know what you're thinking
look how helpless he is can't even
change his own diaper well
can't or won't
diapers are all about power dynamics i
poop they wipe bam
i'm the boss
dreamworks the boss baby
[Music]
a good manager needs a variety of
approaches
to get the best out of this team
sometimes you have to be firm put that
cookie down cookies are for closers
sometimes you have to set clear goals
stacy read back the notes i can't read
what's it say
sometimes you need
your cute face
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i'm working on it
dreamworks the boss baby
[Music]
we have two kinds of customers here at
baby core the first type has researched
every option they've been preparing for
years and they know exactly what they
want
the second type of fathers
dreamworks the boss baby
look the kids are finally getting along
that's nice
you think i'm a fussy eater well it's a
power play you want to get me to eat
you'll have to wait and buy my book
here comes the claim there goes your
mind a guide to mealtime negotiation to
order call 1-408-555-0-100
that's
1-408-555-0100 right now
baby operators are standing by
dreamworks the boss
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what's baby on now what parents think is
going on oh
it's a play date and what's really going
on it's a meeting have you learned
anything a b c d look stacy read back
the notes i can't read what's it say
oh it's like they're having their own
little meeting
[Music]
god this is so humiliating
[Music]
now what parents think is going on hanzo
and gretel oh
and what's really going on
we have to convince them that we
no no
no way no
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let me get this straight the story is
about cannibalism and burning people
alive yeah no wonder kids are so messed
up