- They've done it again.
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(spacey music)
- How high am I one to 10?
- [Interviewer] Yeah, like how high are you right now?
- Like one to 10 on the Taco Bell menu?
- I could hear some good rap music in my head right now.
Okay, cool.
- Crunchwrap supreme with two tacos, and...
(laughing)
- I'm like a samba 11.
Yeah, I think that's how high I am.
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- Obviously, like an entire bag of Doritos
and three boxes of Thin Mints.
- Ranch, anything in the fridge.
- Oh, cereal is the best high food
'cause you're eating and drinking at the same time.
- Things I could walk around near the ocean with and carry.
- I eat Taco Bell high all the time.
- Taco Bell high is the best kind of Taco Bell.
- It's kind of only when you're high.
- I think we should put back bars on all the food
because it's super top secret,
and I don't need Taco Bell coming after me.
(spacey music)
Top secret menu.
Of course, they would make a UFO.
- I actually regard this as one of the most perfect
high snacks in the world.
- Look at that math.
- It's so clean, but you get so many things,
and it's handheld.
- I didn't know you did jalapenos.
- I love jalapeno, and I love crunchwraps, so...
- Just bites your tongue like one fire ant.
(laughing)
This is munchies.
Cut to munchies.
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Enchirito.
What would that mean?
Oh, it means good.
- All Taco Bell is just the same food in a different shape.
- Yeah, all day, drive with your knee and eat this.
- Did you know that Taco Bell's like
one of the healthiest fast food chains?
Did you know?
Look it up.
- Taco Bell is like making grandma food.
(laughing)
Almost like a burrito that like sat in a warm bath,
and got soft, and it's really good.
- Love it, 10 out of 10. (laughing)
Would order it again.
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- (laughing) It's a pizza.
- Pizza.
- They did a double pizza.
- I miss the meat.
- Oh, I don't miss the meat, but I need some spice.
It's a little mm-mm.
- Taco Bell basically just outsmarted the smartest people.
- Vegetarian pizza.
What is it? - They stuffed crust
in their own Mexican swag.
- Vegetarian Mexican pizza.
- [Interviewer] Yeah.
- This is so smart.
This is so freaking smart.
(laughing)
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- Oh, I'm all about summertime.
- This is way better than fruit. (laughs)
- Munchies scale, for me,
this is like a summertime walk around.
That's munchies, 100%.
On the cotton mouth scale, this is the cotton mouth king.
- I can't stop thinking about college when I eat Taco Bell.
- (laughs) I didn't finish. (laughs)
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- That secret menu.
It's like mission impossible where you've got darts
in your shoes, and nobody knows until you use those darts.
- I really think Taco Bell is looking after us.
- (laughs) They have our backs. (laughs)
- I'm going to feel so cool bein' in the car next time,
and we're just like hot boxin',
and then we go to Taco Bell, the drive through,
and everyone's like, "Uh, yeah, two soft tacos."
"Uh, yeah, three hard tacos."
And I'm like, "Quesarito."
Like, "Oh, dang. What you know about that quesarito?"
(laughing)
Secret menu is tight.