[camera shutter clicking]
Wow! The Museum of Chocolate is everything I hoped it would be.
A whole museum full of chocolate!
Hmm. I really respect the artist's bold use of nougat.
I really respect that... I'm gonna eat the thing!
-[alarm blares] -Whoa!
Step away, please.
Our chocolate art is a dessert for the eyes only.
Huh? What?
We're surrounded by chocolate and we can't eat any of it?
You may have one of these teensy-tinesy samples.
Bah!
You people are teasing normal folk with your riches.
It's not fair! Let's go!
[all sigh]
Wait! There is one way to get more chocolate.
Wow!
An entire semi-sweet statue will go to the winner of...
the Chocolate Games!
-[all gasping] -The Chocolate Games?
Is that a winner-take-all battle where the last man standing eats the sweets?
Yes! Sign here.
Finally this guy is making sense!
That statue is mine!
-Not just yours... ours. -Hey!
-What are you doing? -[excited chatter]
Hey! Come on! I wanna be the winner-take-all!
-[laughter] -Ohh!
[cheering]
Just not fair! [grumbles]
In the game, you will each have a chocolate bar strapped to a helmet.
You must knock your opponent's chocolate bar off.
And the last chocolate-head standing wins the statue.
All right, whatever. Let's get going!
More chocolate, less talk-a-lot!
Huh?
Aloha!
Darren? What are you doing here? Go buy your own snacks!
-Why buy what I can win? -Huh?
And I'm going to win. You might as well go home, losers!
Yeah, Darren, one of us is definitely taking home that statue.
[grunting]
-Uh... -[yells]
[warrior yell]
He's taking down piñatas on the first try!
[grunts]
That's impossible!
Time to adjust our strategy.
These beefy bruisers can beat any one of us.
But if we unite our efforts, we could still be a formidable team.
Our only chance is to work together,
-then we'll just share the prize. -What?
No! I don't wanna share.
Hush! We're doing this. Let's make like toffee, and stick together, okay?
Okay.
[horn blasts]
The Chocolate Games are about to begin!
Play fair,
but let the chances be always on your side.
[cackles]
[yelling]
Ohh! Huh?
-[snarls] -[roars]
[snickers]
Remember the toffee, and stick together, okay?
[horn blasts]
[yelling]
Oh, well.
No chocolate for me.
-Ha ha! -Woo!
Their buff bodies are no match for our superior tactics!
[clamor]
Ohh!
[gasps] That guy's wide open!
I'll run out and get him.
-No, Ginger. -But he's right there!
-Stick together! -Grrr!
Yeah! I'm going for it!
Ginger, no! Hold the line!
Ginger, no-o-o-o-o!
[distorted] No-o-o-o!
[laughter]
Every kid for himself!
Oh, well. Good game, Ben.
[both] Whoa!
Let's go!
[Ginger laughing]
Well, if it isn't Darren!
Remember how you thought everyone else was gonna lose?
-Huh! -What?
I do remember that. And now it's actually happening!
Wait. Let me get a little closer.
Yeah! Hup! Ha!
What?
-[horrified gasp] -There! Got you.
I hit your chocolate! That's not fair!
-[snickers] -You're cheating!
[shrieks]
Whoooooaaaa!
-Gah! -Look who stumbled into the losers' room.
Team-ruining Ginger!
Darren's cheating!
I hit his chocolate,
and it didn't even move!
You're a liar and a sore loser too!
Grrr!
-Hey. Bogey at our six, Sweetie-Pie. -Copy that, Sugar Plum.
[rustling]
Oh!
Argh!
No-o-o-o-o!
I'll avenge you, Tom.
[Darren] No, you won't.
That statue is mine.
Darren? How are you still in this?
Raw talent, I suppose.
[yelps]
Ohh!
[horn blasts]
We have a Champion of Chocolate!
I never doubted myself.
Show me to my winnings.
[beep]
Weird. Out of all those tough players,
I never thought the toughest one would be Darren.
Gah! That's because Darren, he's a cheater!
-[both] What? -Look!
[Angela] Hey, that's my arrow.
Why is it all chocolatey? I didn't hit Darren.
Oh, no, Angela, you hit him.
But his chocolate stayed on anyway.
[gasps]
Yep, this is helmet chocolate.
Something weird is going on here.
Our plan worked.
The glue on your helmet kept your chocolate on
and defeated the suckers who thought this was fair.
[friends gasp]
They never had a chance against our cheating!
So you get the statue... but don't forget your side of the bargain.
You promised me Nougat Lisa!
Yes, of course. Fair is fair.
-Except when it's not! -[both laughing]
I was right, and nobody believed me!
Sorry, Ginger.
They are not getting away with this!
The Chocolate Games... are now over.
Congratulations to our talented and fair winner...
Darren!
[cheering]
[Angela] Stop the ceremony!
-That boy is a cheater! -Grrr!
And cheaters never win!
[crowd muttering]
They don't believe us. We have to show them.
Whoa!
-Huh? -Enough!
Activate choco-security!
[all gasp]
All right... let's candy dance!
Hup! Heh!
[ferocious yell]
[Ginger yells]
[grunts]
You don't have to be a scientist to know that's not how a candy cane reacts
when it hits soft chocolate.
No! You-- You see, I-- I can explain!
He made me do it!
[crowd jeering]
The mob isn't listening! Run!
[crowd jeering]
Chocolate for everyone! Revolution!
[cheering]
We did it! We brought chocolate to the people!
Yeah. Too bad after everyone split up the statue,
we have about the same amount of chocolate
we could have just gotten in the beginning.
At least we made sure everyone was playing fair.
And that's what it's all about.
-Absolutely. -[laughs] Yeah!
-You got it, Ginger! -Right!
[chuckles]