All right, what do I need…
Ohhh! Jake is just so cute!
I just love him so much!
I can’t wait to get married one day!
I know we’ll be so happy!
What’s she doing over there? Being a weirdo, I guess.
Ohhhhh! Jake is so cute! I love him so much!
I can’t wait to get married one day!
I know we’ll be so happy together!
Wait. What is SHE doing here?!
Whoa whoa whoa! Stop fighting!
There’s only one solution for this fight!
Oh, I’m totally going to win this.
This will be great!
Okay, let’s open these together.
Oh. It’s a steak. Not my favorite, to be honest.
Here you go! Cook this for me, please!
Oh yes! A beautiful cut of meat! We will tenderize it so it is wonderful!
And now we will use the waffle iron!
That’s right! Even though we are not making waffles!
We will allow the iron time to cook the steak!
Mmm! Do you smell that delectable aroma?!
This steak will be delicious and scrumptious.
Yay! I’m finished cooking my steak!
Well, I suppose I better garnish it.
There we go! It looks beautiful. I’m an amazing cook.
Okay, well, I guess I can try that too!
What the? Look! I think it’s raining steaks!
Oh, we can totally cook this steak for you!
I’ll just put this steak on a stake!
Ahem Ahem...
I think it’s done… Ouch! Ooh! Owie! It’s hot!
Oh. I guess my steak is done?
Hah! Look at that! It’s like a piece of charcoal!
The steaks vanished.
Oof. That one looks rough. I want this one.
I’ll just cut a little off for a quick taste.
Mmmm! That steak is absolutely delicious!
I made that just for you, Jakey-poo!
Ugh. I guess I’ve got to try this one now.
Ohhh that smells foul! I don’t even want to try it!
I’m so embarrassed…
You should be!
I want to go first!
Wow! What a delicious looking rotisserie chicken!
Wow! Oh, sorry.
Well, I guess I’ll open mine, then!
Huh? I’ve got an egg?
Psha! Good luck with that!
I know what I’m going to do, though. Use this gold brick.
Actually, I’ll need two of them.
And now for some grated gold dust!
Yes! I have a golden chicken now!
It looks amazing! Good luck competing with this.
Hmmm. What should I do with this egg…?
Oh! I know! I’ll need a candle.
I’ll put the egg back in the holder.
All right, now I just need to light this candle…
Shoot! My match has already been used.
Ugh, okay fine. I can help you out with this.
I don’t go anywhere without my gold-plated lighter.
Wow! It’s so beautiful! Thanks!
I’ll just light my candle now.
Perfect! Just what I needed.
Now I’ll just use these tongs with my egg.
And then I’ll hold the egg over the flame!
Ewww! What are you doing with that egg?
That looks utterly disgusting! It’s all black!
Done with the flame! And now into the glass it goes.
Ooh! Look! It’s glowing!
Whoa! It turned silver! How did you do that?
Well, whatever. You couldn’t have done it without me.
Oh! They’ve been whisked away to Jake!
Interesting! I guess I’ll start with the golden chicken.
Well, it looks tender and moist!
It’s great! I love a good roasted chicken!
Yay! He loves it! I’m a genius!
All right, time to try this silver egg.
It looks pretty cool! I’m excited!
Hm, I’ll have to crack it harder, I guess…
Eww! It’s still raw inside! It’s not cooked at all!
Oooh. That did not work out at all…
I absolutely LOVE my current ring!
Stop gloating and just open your cloche.
Hah! There’s nothing under there! Good luck cooking that!
Oh! Look! A pizza has arrived!
Who’s laughing now? Let me just open this box.
Ooh! It’s a whole pepperoni pizza in here!
Oh gosh. I hope I get a pizza, too!
HAH! Look what you’ve got!
What is this? I need a magnifying glass to even see it!
A tiny cheese. A tiny pizza crust. And tiny pepperonis.
Ugh. I can’t believe this.
Enjoy your tiny pizza!
Now, if you don’t mind, I’ll be working on my pizza.
I’ll just open my little chest of jewelry.
I’ll just start with my golden chains.
I’ll put them on the top of the pizza like this.
Great! It’s already looking good!
I’ll add some gems and jewels, too. Because they’re pretty.
And now for the piece de resistance…this huge emerald!
It belongs right in the middle, of course.
Wow. That’s… a lot of jewelry.
Well, I guess I better use these tweezers and get started on mine.
Okay, here’s the little pizza crust.
I’ll add the tiny pepperonis onto the crust.
I think I can fit all three of them onto the crust.
And here’s my little baby cheese.
Good thing I have my tiny cheese grater with me!
Time to shred this cheese!
Baby cheese can still go a long way for a baby pizza.
And there’s a little bit left for me, too!
Hmm, let’s see. Is the sun coming out?
Yes! There it is! So warm and bright!
Time to bring back my magnifying glass.
The sun with the magnifying glass will melt the cheese!
Mmm! Look at that bubbling cheese! So gooey and yummy!
Well, whatever. It’s still a tiny pizza.
I’m not done. I have this tiny pizza box for it, too.
I’ll just put the pizza in the box and then close it up.
There they go! Off for Jake to try and judge!
All right! It looks like it’s pizza time!
I’ll start with the big one.
Huh. This has jewelry on it.
I’ll just dump that off.
Mmm—wait. What the heck is this?
I ate a whole golden chain??
It just keeps coming! Ugh. This pizza is a disaster.
Oh no! He didn’t like it!
Okay, time for this tiny pizza box.
Heh. I mean, it IS small.
Welp, might as well pop it in my mouth.
Woooow! This tiny pizza is absolutely scrumptious!
Yes! Small is mighty!
Small is mighty!
Okay, let’s open these ones together.
Ooh! A stack of cash and gold coins! I love money!
Ahh. It smells so good!
I’ve got…fruit preserves, I guess.
Heh. Well, have fun with that.
I’ll be using my cash now.
Oooh! A whole cake! Nice!
What should I do… oh, I know!
Let me see how much money I’ve got.
Excuse me! Can this buy me something?
Here. You need this more than I do, I think.
Umm?
Hah! He thinks you’re too poor to buy something! Here, have this.
All right, time to start decorating this cake. I’ll start with my cash.
I’ll start by layering the money.
Whoa! Look at all that money!
And now for a stack of the gold coins.
Oh, I have an extra coin. Eh, don’t need it.
And now for the last bill.
There we go! And my cake is officially decorated and done.
Well. I DO have this piece of toast.
Like that toast can compete with my cake.
Well, we’ll see. I do have these preserves.
And they smell really, really good, too!
Okay. I’ll take this knife and start spreading it on the toast.
I’ll make sure it’s nice and neat, too.
There! That’s a nice piece of toast if I do say so!
Are you being serious right now?
No way that will win!
Hmm. What’s this?
Okay. I think it’s a cake. Pretty nice!
I’ll take a bite!
Gross! I don’t want to eat paper!
No! Get this out of my face!
But… everyone loves money!
Really? A piece of toast is what you’re giving me?
Well, I guess I’ll just give it a try and see.
Wow! I’m surprised! That’s a really good piece of toast!
What?! No fair!
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