♪ So I lay my head to rest ♪
♪ When the sun is rising ♪
♪ I'll start a brand-new day ♪
♪ When the moon is shining ♪
♪ I long to be with you ♪
♪ In all the places you have been ♪
♪ So today, I'm time traveling ♪
- Today's the 20th, October 20th,
and Halloween is on the 31st.
So we have one, two, three,
11 days until Halloween.
Last year, we did something that was kind of funny.
We did Barnacle Man and Mermaid Boy,
which was fun and sort of sad,
'cause we had to celebrate at home.
I don't want to do that this year,
we're definitely going to party.
I'm going to party until my mouth falls out
and my insides are all thrown up,
I'm gonna do so much (beep).
I'm kidding.
Don't do drugs kids.
I want to dress as something kind of sexy.
- I'd like to have like, couple of choices.
We can get a sexy outfit, funny outfit, a cool outfit.
- Where are we gonna wear all these?
- It's just for ourselves, or maybe some of it
for our extra content.
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- That was a good segue.
(Max laughs)
- Fun fact, this skull was actually taken from Max's ex.
So, I'm drinking from Max's ex's skull.
His name was (beep), he had a small head apparently.
- [Max] Can you not?
(Yos laughs)
- We're back to having brown meals again.
No, actually it's just today
because we've been eating out every day.
So we're trying to be good,
and save money and make food at home,
and unfortunately this is the skill level that we have, so.
- [Max] Frozen food.. chicken nuggies..
- I wonder what it would look like,
if we stop eating these kinds of food.
- But its so good.
It's practical, when you don't wanna cook.
- Once I stop eating brown food, it's over for you bitches.
Twist on what Pugsley would look like if he was a TikToker.
- You're trying to be an e-boy now?
- [Yos] I am an e-boy, bitch.
- I'm too old for this.
♪ So today I'm time traveling ♪
- So we have our costumes ready.
We have a couple of 'em.
- Cheers.
(glass clinking)
- Skull, skull.
You know, Skol, I think it's in Russian or German,
to cheers.
Which one is it? I forgot.
Is it Dutch?
Please leave a comment below.
- Skol? - Skol.
- How does it feel to drink off of your ex's head?
- Delicious.
- Max has three costumes and I have two,
and they're all matching.
- Which one should we start?
- To be honest, our options this year are kind of, basic.
They are all really basic.
- Basic but couple theme.
First one would be,
ta-dah!
Police officer.
I got the sexy one.
- I got the female one. (chuckles)
- I'm a stripper.
- For some reason, this year,
I just wanted to be in something like, skin tight.
And originally, I wanted like, a superhero costume, right?
But they didn't have any.
I wanted to be Spider-Man.
- But thinking that we were already kind of,
superhero-ish last year,
I think it's fine to try something new.
- Pol, Police.
I don't even know why we want to be a police.
The only reason I want to be a police
was because I found this body suit.
- A catsuit?
- A catsuit.
So I have a cap that I'm definitely not gonna use,
'cause I don't wanna ruin my hair.
Ooh, comes with a sexy belt.
- There's a hat.
- And a badge.
- I start?
Its tight, I need your help.
- Tight like my B-hole.
Officer butt hole.
(Max chuckles)
Have you ever wanted to be a police?
- Only if I could be RoboCop.
RoboCop, it's so cool.
Or Judge Dredd, remember Judge Dredd?
It was Sylvester Stallone who played him.
- I don't know who that is. - I am the law.
- I grew up with two sisters,
I don't know who these people are.
- You need movie education.
How does that work?
- I need dick.
- Can you help me give me that in my hand?
- How do you not? - I cannot touch my back,
I'm too big.
The more you go to the gym,
the less you can touch your back, you know that?
- You look like, kind of like, a police nerd.
- Yeah, but then after that I can striptease for you.
My Adam's apple is too big I can't.
Okay, it always look better on pictures.
- That's what I said to you when I saw you in person.
- When you first met me? - Yeah.
- Yeah? Actually, that's the other way around.
I thought you looked better in real life.
- Yo, it doesn't fit.
- Come on, wrap up the guns.
- You're probably so happy about that.
(Max laughs)
I know you.
- Go for it. - This doesn't fit.
(both laugh)
Here, here, here.
It doesn't stretch.
- So this is too big, but this is too tight.
(door closes)
Du-du-du-dun.
- Yo, it looks so good.
- I am the law, let's put that...
- That looks hot, that looks really hot actually.
You're going to ruin your hair.
- I know, so careful.
Ooh, I know what I'm gonna do with that later.
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you can subscribe to our exclusive content.
I just cut my finger with that.
(soft music)
(Yos laughs)
- You look like an 80's porn cop.
- Just missing the mustache.
- Oh my God, I actually don't like the hat.
I think you should take the hat off.
- No hat?
- It looks way better without the hat.
- Then now fix my hair, babe. (laughs)
I just miss the porn stash.
- That looks really good, actually.
- I know, hold on.
I have something.
(door knocking)
You have to say yes.
(knocked again)
- Yes.
- Police, open up.
(door opens)
(door closes)
Did someone order a stripper?
Ta-da-da-da-dan-dan-dan
(both chuckle)
- I love it.
- Who's your daddy?
- Daddy, I mean daddy, I mean daddy.
- You should go and try yours now.
- Um-hmm.
- Come on, Yos.
You can't do that.
- [Yos] Can anyone see anything?
- (gasp) Scandalous.
I'm gonna arrest you for indecency.
Are you a woman's size, what was it?
Small? - Small.
Oh my God, my bulge.
- You can tuck it in, like drag queen do.
Wow, it actually fits.
- Yeah.
(both laugh)
- First time I see you in a cat suit like that.
- Oh my God, this fits perfectly.
(Max laughs)
Yo, that's kind of scary.
- You have a belt with it.
- Wait, hold on.
Let me just fix my bulge.
(Max laughs)
There, looks better.
No, not really. (laughs)
The fact that this fit like, perfectly is insane.
I feel like a twink right now.
You know what I mean?
- Brag. - How's that a brag?
- 'Cause you can fit in girl's clothes, small.
- I'm gonna tighten up my waist.
- A bit more decollete. - No.
Yo, this actually looks so fucking fire.
Yo, this looks so good.
- Police, babe.
Meow!
- Oh my God, I feel like I'm in Totally Spies.
Do you know that show?
- (laughs) Which one are you?
- I'm the blonde one.
- (laughs) You mean the dumb one?
- I've always related to her.
- I like the green one.
- Oh, she's cool.
She's like masc. - Mm-hmm.
What should we do now with those costumes?
- I don't know, I feel so cool.
- Okay.
- I want to wear boots with it.
Hold on, I just wanna see the full outfit.
I love that, you know, sometimes Mother Earth
just throws me a bone and just gives me something
that actually fits for once.
- Do you have pockets?
- [Yos] No, no pockets.
- (laughs) Girls' problem.
- You know that's actually fucked up.
That like, women don't get pockets.
- Yeah. - Why?
Yo, honestly, if it didn't have this in the back,
I would wear this like, in real life.
Don't you think?
- Yeah.
- I would actually, this is something I would totally wear.
- You'll be like I'm a spy.
- Yeah.
- I would go around the building like,
making people think that I'm a spy.
- Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
- Are you 007?
What's your number?
- 011.
'Cause I was born on February 11.
- 0011.
- Single 0, 11.
- You're not single.
- No, I mean, zero, one, one.
(both laugh)
Officer, we have a distress call
coming from Montreal, Quebec.
This is officer zero, seven, six.
Ready to shoot.
- Officer Ed Banger in.
There is actual water in that!
You go, du-dun-dun-dun.
I need cover!
Hurry up!
Any cover?
- I don't know what that means.
- It's good enough.
- We should do a role-play where we're like,
in the same precinct, but there there's
a huge sexual attention between us.
And then we pretend like we hate each other,
but inside, we just want to like,
we just wanna (beep).
- Officer, I can't believe you let the suspect go.
- I didn't have choice.
- Why is that?
- Because you distracted me.
- Really?
Oh, I didn't know.
(both laugh)
Seriously, our acting is like a porno movie.
(laughs) It's so bad.
(both laugh)
- Should we do porn?
I look so fem in this, don't you think?
- (laughs) You look so fem all the time.
Wanna try a thumbnail photo?
- Like this?
(crickets chirping)
Yo, I would watch this action film.
I would watch it.
- What's the name?
What's the title of our movie?
Masc cop & fem cop.
- All right, let's change.
The second outfit that we have is really cliche,
but something that I think we should do at least once.
- Oh, I thought it would be the other way around,
because you're the evil one. - No, I'm not.
This is such a good year to do this,
because of Troye Sivan's Angel Baby.
- So that's why you went for it.
- Kind of.
Yo, look at these.
Ooh!
- Oops, I just broke it up.
- Ooh, it looks like a heart or a butt.
- Your butt looks like a heart.
- This is so pretty.
Look at it, it comes with a bra strap.
- How did you open it without breaking it?
- Do you just wear this like a backpack or what?
- I think so, but you have to be shirtless.
- I also bought a lace with it, a lace glove, look.
This Halloween, my goal was just to be super gay,
super slutty.
Both my outfits are actually really slutty.
So pretty.
I wanna get- maybe I should get married in these.
(Max laughs)
- We're already married.
- Yo, that's so sick!
- They're so tiny, though.
My whole back's gonna cover it up. (laughs)
- I don't wanna ever take mine off.
I wanna wear it to sleep.
- You feel all wrapped up.
- Yeah, this is so cozy.
- Is this the first time you wear a catsuit?
- I don't know why, I just felt the need to do that.
- Officer down! (laughs)
- Officer need CPR!
It's like a backpack.
- Now I should have had the bad boy Max like, tattoos.
So tight.
Can't it be adjusted?
- Oh my God, it's so sick, dude.
Yo, it's so sick. - This is very tight. (laughs)
And we have the horns.
- It looks so cool.
- How does that work? - I have no idea.
- They're so tiny.
- I don't really understand how that works.
- At the back of your head?
- Back of your head? - This..
- Sick.
- It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.
- Oh my God, that looks so cool.
- They look equal?
- Yo, this is such a cool outfit.
- Don't you agree that my horns are little and cute?
I'm an angel, in a hard shell.
Can you give me the skull?
Can you give me that skull, babe,
so I can drink from my ex's-?
- Which ex is that one?
- Can't divulge that.
- Which ex do you hate the most?
- I actually know which one.
Can't share the information online.
- [Yos] Okay, my turn.
- I loved them all.
- FYI, I just had to go pee,
and this was a fucking travesty to try to take off to pee.
- You have to remove everything.
- So I don't know if I'm gonna wear this
to the Halloween party.
- Look, when I hold it like this,
I look like a salary man from the past.
How do you do sir?
- Yes, that's exactly what you look like.
- Ow, that hurt.
- [Yos] Oh, I'm so sad to have to take this off.
- Mm-hmm
You need help? - [Yos] No.
- Hey Brutus. (laughs)
- Oh, they're so pretty.
- You're my pretty angel.
Angel baby, angel.
(Max laughs)
Oh my god babe, you look so cute.
You're my angel.
You're so (beep).
(both laugh)
I don't deserve you.
- So we're gonna take a thumbnail.
(crickets chirping)
- Choke.
Peep, peep. - Stop!
(both laugh)
- So Max has one more costume that's super fun,
that we found at Walmart.
But I couldn't find anything to match it.
- I'm going to be Ken, sporty Ken.
(Yos burps)
It's sad that you don't have anything to match it, though.
- Yeah, it is sad.
You know, lack of Asian representation
in the Barbie world, that's why.
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, look, it comes with socks.
- Yo, those are the kind of socks that I like to wear.
- (chuckles) You can keep it.
Here you go, okay pants.
Oh, I have arm bands and everything.
I'm gonna fuck up my hair again.
Is it better without? (laughs)
- It looks good with it.
- Okay, let me just put the pants and the socks.
I'll be right back.
- You know why it's good?
Hides your forehead.
- [Max] Hey! - How's your big forehead?
- [Max] Bitch.
- Come out Kenny.
- Okay guys, we're gonna go work out today.
One, two, three, four.
- I love this on.
Oh my god, you look so funny.
This looks really cool, actually.
- Ken represent.
Look, you have your own Ken.
You're so lucky.
Let's do an aerobic.
Okay, are you ready guys?
Some push-ups.
(Max breaths heavily)
Ow, I hurt my back.
- This is Ken in his 30's. - Mm-hmm,
that's what happened.
It's a daddy Ken.
- It looks good.
- I'm daddy Ken, just for you.
(Yos chuckles)
- Isn't it crazy how much has changed?
Do you remember two years ago?
In LA, we went to like, a Halloween festival
in West Hollywood.
You picked me up right after my shift at work.
We didn't have any money, so we couldn't afford
like, to buy costumes.
So we just did weird makeup on each other?
- Yeah, our life's changed so much since then.
- But it was still fun. - Um-hmm.
- Even though we were poor.
- Love you. - I love you.
I don't know which one I like better,
this one, or the policeman, or the devil.
- Which one should I wear for our party?
- Well you're for sure not gonna wear the devil one,
'cause you can- your tits are gonna be cold.
- Right.
- Could you guys, leave a comment really quickly
and tell us which one Max should wear
to the Halloween party?
'Cause we can't decide.
Your ex has such a cute small face.
That's so cute, he's so cute.
- All right, well,
that's it guys for our costume haul today.
(grunting) Let's go, pump I'm all pumped.
- Your arms are kinda hairy. - I shaved. (laughs)
My butt's kinda hairy.
♪ So I lay my head to rest ♪
♪ When the sun is rising ♪
♪ I'll start a brand-new day ♪
♪ When the moon is shining ♪
♪ I long to be with you ♪
♪ In all the places you have been ♪
♪ So today I'm time traveling ♪