(phone dinging)
- (yawning) Oh, my, honey, honey, look, honey, look!
Crap, I'm late!
Oh, my God, what?
Stop it!
Have you seen this?
Well, this is actually kind of a funny meme.
I mean, I kinda feel bad for laughing, but that's hilarious!
Hey, babe, we need to get, we need to remember to get the,
- Get the what?
- The (murmuring)
- No, get the, I can't hear, you're walking away!
- Wait, what the heck is happening?
Penn, did you see that?
- Oh, honey, look, did you see the news
about the turtle hatching?
- Oh, that sounds positive!
I'll check CNN.
"Turtle hatching could be a super spreader event," what?
I wonder what Fox is saying,
"Turtle hatching goes as scheduled, debunks global warming!"
Can't we just enjoy the turtles for a second?
- [Television Announcer] Happening now, the war on turtles!
- Come on!
You know what?
I'm in control of the information I take in.
Just gonna put it down, just gonna put it down.
(phone dinging)
Hey, guys, I'm excited to talk about the new website!
Did you see the new breaking news alert?
I know!
Okay, back to the website, can we alternate the colors,
like, the charcoal and the white?
(phone dinging)
(gasping) Did you see what just, stop,
read, read what just happened, jut take a minute,
let's just all take a minute and read this.
I am so exhausted this day!
- It's 9:00 am.
- So we can't go to bed, yet?
- I mean, you could,
or you could just stop reading the news.
- I can't stop, this is important!
I need to know everything like, now!
I need you to take my phone.
No matter what I say,
do not give it back to me for one hour.
- Okay. (phone dinging)
- Oh, I just heard it ding, can I have it real quick?
- You told me-- - I'm gonna take that phone!
Just give it back to me! - You told me not to,
what are you doing?
No, no, stop it!
Honey, you need to have some willpower at some-
(phone dinging)
- Just, it's okay, it's okay.
- Who was it?
- It's my mom, she sent me a funny meme.
Oh, thanks, Frank!
Did you hear the news this morning?
Isn't the news crazy right now?
Hey, Carol, did you see that thing from this morning?
Wait, I'll send it to you.
Yeah, that was like, two days ago!
I guess we're not talking about that, anymore!
Oh, great, now there's like the 10th hurricane!
Cool, I just can't, I can't, I can't!
Oh, crap, it's 3:05, I was supposed to get the kids!
Penn, you were supposed to get the kids!
- What? - Yes!
I told you this morning!
- When?
(harp strumming) - Hey, babe, we need to get,
we need to remember to get the,
- Get the what?
- The, they (murmuring)
Look, I just got served an ad for donuts.
"The Social Dilemma" was right,
they know I'm sad and they're trying to profit off of it!
Did you see this, though?
I guess nobody checks sources, anymore!
Just make wild accusations
and everything's a conspiracy theory!
You know what?
Can't take this anymore, gonna go on a walk!
(phone dinging)
Is this a joke?
I haven't even had time to process the last thing!
- (yawning) So what'd you do today?
- Nothing, but I'm exhausted.
- How are you exhausted,
you never got out of your sweatpants?
- I know, but these Twitter updates
are not gonna read themselves, honey.
Knowledge is power, and knowing is half the battle.
- That's GI Joe quote.
By the way, why am I reading this book?
You probably have noticed I've been reading it all day.
- I know.
It's apparently a great book.
- I love it, it's great,
but he just grabbed it to pretend to read.
I was like, "You're reading a cookbook right now,"
but I have read it like a novel,
it's very good, I recommend it.
- I didn't need to read it
'cause the Netflix version was really good.
But I'm currently reading "Grill Artichokes"
- I love "Grill Artichokes". - in bed with my wife,
does that sound like something you would do?
- It's hot. - Maybe?
Okay. - Anyway, I'm just
gonna go back, oh, my, what did?
Oh, God bless.
- This is real, by the way, a lot of--
- I thought, it was a parody account of a person,
and I thought that, I thought it was real.
- Listen, listen, I gotta tell you a little secret, here.
While we were shooting this, this was happening.
Like, we didn't make any of this up,
this is actual real stuff, like-
- Just, I mean, the world right now,
it's like a soap opera is happening every single minute
and it's going so fast, and if you don't keep up with it,
then how else will you know how to have anxiety dreams
and night sweats every night,
- I was just gonna say, by ignoring it,
- And panic-- - Ignoring it is great--
- No, honey, if you're gonna be
an informed citizen, you need to know.
- Do you need more information before you vote?
- No. - Okay.
- Wait, Sunny, there's more, look at this!
Look, do you see that?
Do you see that?
I know, how do you stay so calm, Sunny?
What are your secrets?
Is it yoga, do you do yoga?
Oh, I knew it was freaking yoga!
I'm gonna have to start doing yoga.