All right ladies, you know the rules!
Gimme that thing!
That was a gift, dude!
I don’t work here to be liked!!
Who’s that?!
That’s one good-looking cop!!
Such kind eyes!
Reporting for duty!
I’ve got lots of work for ya!
I’m off to the Bahamas!
There’s a new sheriff in town!!
These things are pretty good!
What was that?!
You hear that?!
Aw, man!! So much for those.
I feel bad about his glasses.
But I can make him a new pair!
Nice!!
Hey, mister cop?!
What? Are those glasses?
Thought you could use a new pair.
Wow, these are great!
But I’m not sure they work.
I appreciate the effort though.
I bet I can help!!
I have colored plastic here!
The first step is melting it down.
I just need it to bend a bit.
Ooh, it’s hot!
There we go!
Add some hot glue to the end.
And attach it to the other piece.
Ta-da!!
Hey!
Huh?
You can have these.
Need a new pair, huh?
They fit pretty well!
Wow, cool! Here ya go!
Thanks, man!
This is how you watch a movie!
These sparkles ought to add life to this dull day behind bars!!
I’m all out!!
My secret stash!!
I knew it would come in handy!
What are we working with here?
Get to work, little fellas!
Now it’s showtime.
Help! Help!!!
What’s going on in here?!
They’re everywhere, officer!!
What?
Holy smokes!!!
I hate roaches!!
Move over!!
Aren’t you gonna call someone?
An exterminator!!
Be right back!!
He’d better get here fast!!
Bugs! They’ve invaded the prison!!!
I’m ready!!
Okay, I’m here, boss!!
That way!
I found one!!!
Don’t make any sudden movements!!
That ought to do it.
It totally worked!!
He went out like a light.
Apply to your heart’s content.
I have enough to last a year!!
And I can finally be sparkly again!!
What else is there to do in this place?
My look is almost complete.
Isn’t it just beautiful?
The hearts are here to stay!
Yoohoo! Laundry!!
Here you go…
Look at those dance moves!
Time to do some of my own.
Okay…?
Anything here need dusting?
Watcha listening to there?
Way to show off!
How does she carry those around?
I don’t look anything like that.
Ugh! Look at those!!!
She won’t miss one of these…
Or all of them…
Now we’re talking!!
I’s all about the layers, people!
Now for the whole look.
Oh yeah.
Ahem.
Oh, sheriff? Over here!
Well, thanks to these bad boys now I’ve got his attention!!
Where are you going?
They look different somehow…
I mean… you look different…
Thanks! I love music!
Unbelievable!! Stupid balloons!!
These things are addictive!
What’s she reading in there?
Wait… How long are that girl’s arms?!
Like what you see, sheriff?
I mean… not exactly…
Those feet are nasty!!
Well, what’s his problem?
My socks!! No wonder he got freaked out.
Oh, you like my work, huh?
I’m coming on in for more!!
Cotton blends are my jam!
Could use a little flavor though.
Bon appetit!!
What on earth?!
You’re really missing out!!
Your sock-eating days are numbered!!
Aw, fine!!
Get outta here stupid moth!
AH!!
And stay away!!
What am I supposed to do now?
Actually…
Cut out a piece of foam paper.
Then heat it with a straightener.
Then push the square partially through a hole.
Then push a marble through.
See how it molded to it?
Take a piece of foam paper,
And cut it out in the shape of your foot!
Add glue around the holes.
Then fit in those little pieces.
Glue it in your sock, and you’re good to go!!
See?
Ta-da!!
Aren’t these awesome?
Little pop-it’s right on my feet!
What’s that?
Cool, right?
Uh, I’d definitely say so!!
All right, you’re clear.
Next up!!
Shoes, huh? Pretty nice.
But they could unlock the cells!
That’s it, I’m getting outta here!!
Freedom!!! Woohoo!!
I can’t let these in here!!
Crisis everted.
This prison’s lucky to have me.
What’s that? Mail?!
I’m ready!!
Comin’ in hot!!
Yes!! I’m so excited!!
Woah! These heels are incredible!!
I sure hope they fit!!
Yep, perfect.
Now for the walk.
WOAH!!
What kind of heels have no heels?!
Wait a minute.
My can of soda!
Hey, I’m desperate!
Take the soda can and cut it diagonally.
Then use tape to seal the edge.
Perfect.
Now put hot glue where you put the tape.
Then it’s time to attach it!!
Like my one-of-a-kind heels?
Yeah, I know you're jealous!
This was the best mail day ever!!
Huh? What’s that inmate wearing?
Never thought of that before…
What’s up, handsome!
Howdy!
Hi there!!
Say goodbye to the ladies.
Time to move on up!!!
Congrats on your advancement.
I smell prisoners.
This isn’t good…
Think you have what it takes to be the most popular prisoner?
Hopefully, you’ll never have the opportunity to find out.
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