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Our first guest is a two-time Academy Award-winning actor,
who also happens to be one of the nicest guys in Hollywood.
Please welcome my friend, Tom Hanks.
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Keanu Reeves.
Jeff Garlin.
Betty White.
Patricia Arquette.
Tony Hale.
Christina Hendricks.
There was a major thing going on at Pixar,
the originators of that.
Is he going to be Forky, or is he going to be Sporky?
Because, in fact, he's a spork.
Um-hmm.
He's a spoon and a fork all in one.
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You've done it!
You did it!
I don't know.
I can't-- I just--
I don't have your knack.
Uh-huh.
And I've got too big of-- well, no, never mind that.
It makes it more fun to sit down like that every single time.
I think so.
Yeah.
I-- ooh.
Yes.
That's a lot more fun.
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It has been 10 years since you've been here.
Do you know that?
I know.
We should have like a commemorative coin
or something.
Yes.
Or a plate at least.
Something, yeah.
Why don't we make the Patricia Arquette 10-year plate.
I would love that.
All right.
We'll start--
Don't we all?
Yes.
Haven't you ever had a romance with
somebody that you did a movie with?
Umm.
Uhh.
Sounds like yes.
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You look fantastic.
I'm a handsome young man.
You really are.
You're taking care of yourself?
I know you're enjoying--
I take care of myself, yes.
--the Ellen underwear.
I'm down to two pairs left.
You gave me a basketful of underwear.
What happened to them?
I'm hard on underwear.
What is one thing that you've tried
that you'll never do it again?
Oh.
That's a very-- not following the instructions on an Instapot
to a T.
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I dated men.
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Tony, I'm such a huge--
what's happening?
Have you ever had that moment where one of your buttons
might be undone, and you're like, there's my belly?
Yeah.
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Did you ever have one of those moments where you unfortunately
have that belly?
Everyone can identify with pants feeling tight
when you've eaten too much.
No one takes their pants off--
Let's just say--
--at someone's house that you're meeting for the first time.
No one says, oh, god, I am so full.
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And, yet, that's exactly how it happened.
Today, I'm preparing for my greatest role, a skipping elf
with Ellen's 12 Days of Giveaways.
I'm anxious to see my transformation.
All right.
Very good.
You're done.
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That's it?
That's it.
Really?
Oh.
So did this ever happen to you?
You're fabulous Dory, right?
I'm Dory.
And there you are.
You're in an elevator.
And somebody walks in with little kids,
and they say, oh, Dory!
Dory!
This is Dory!
Say hello to Dory!
This is Dory!
And a little kid sees a lady with white hair and blue eyes.
That's not Dory.
Do you make them close their eyes
and then speak to them like Dory?
Like if I was to close them--
go ahead.
Do it.
Hi, Tom.
How are you?
It's Dory!
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Live from New York, it's Saturday Night.
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Betty.
Hi.
No, this is not Saturday Night Live.
This is my show.
You're on my show today.
Oh, crap!
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