Rose: I've gotta say something to you, right.
Rosie: Oh I know what it is...
Rose: No, you don't know what this is.
Rose: I was just researching in my free time -- some classic 90s insults...
...and I read one and I nearly cried.
Rosie: Oh my god!
Rose: "Welcome to Loserville... [laughing]"
Rose and Rosie: "Population One!"
Rosie: Or was it "population you"?
But the thing is right, that doesn't work, you know why, because if you're saying "Welcome to Loserville",
...you're suggesting that you are also a citizen of Loserville because you're welcoming them.
Rosie: So you're actually saying that you're a loser.
[Intro] Group Hug!
Rose: Right, say something about your problems.
Rosie: I have a headache.
Rose: Cancel my subscription, I'm over your issues!
[laughing]
Rosie: Okay, no one ever said that.
Rose: Hi guys, and welcome to the internet! This week, Rosie and I are in really bad moods...
...and we thought that would be really interesting.
Rosie: Well we don't ever show you us in bad moods...
...so we thought we'd show it to you now!
Rose: I'm also hoping it's gonna kind of work as therapy to get me out of my bad mood.
Rosie: And then I thought we could throw some shade.
Rose: Right, let's get into the mood of throwing shade by throwing some shade at each other...
...'cause I feel like throwing shade comes easy to some, natural if you will, and harder to others
Rosie: So throwing shade is -- you have to like -- if it was on Twitter it'd be sub-tweets so you wouldn't quite know it was about you
...but you -- but I guess if you're the culprit, I guess you know?
Rose: Okay, why don't you sub-tweet me right now, but not on Twitter.
Rosie: Okay.
Rosie: "Guess someone doesn't care about fulfilling someone's needs."
Rose: I was tired.
Rosie: Guess I'll fulfil them myself!
Rose: Is that what happened?
Rosie: No, I didn't.
Rose: "I wish someone would let someone go first once in a while."
Rosie: "I wish someone wouldn't dive right in and make it happen and then complain about not going first."
Rose: "I wish I could cancel my subscription to my own wife."
Rose: Did you know that one was about you?
[laughing] Rosie: No.
Rose: Didn't think so. Rosie: Thought it was about someone else.
Rose: Classic art of the sub-tweet.
Rose: Subtlety.
Rosie: Have you ever sub-tweeted anyone? 'Cause I've done a lot.
Rose: No. Have you? I've never done it.
Rose: But if I had a sub-tweet to tweet right now, in this moment in time, it would be this.
"Don't just not talk to me for months and then expect a collab."
[gasp] Rosie: SHADE!!!
Rosie: Oh, tell you what. Someone threw some massive shade about me -- Youtubers.
Rose: Really?
Rosie: Yeah, and I remember, I was in the hairdresser's and I was reading this line of tweets...
...and it was someone I've never met, never spoken to, don't know [Rose: I remember!]
Rosie: Right, and I was like "That's about me?!" and I was literally like "Oh my god!"
...and I texted all our friends like "screenshot it!", like "that's about me"
"That's about me?!"
And the hairdresser's like [indistinctly] "that's about me? that's about me!"
But yeah, absolute shade thrown and literally their point of view was like [facepalm]
Rose: Talk to the elbow, 'cause you're not worth the extension!
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Rosie: Oh, that's a great one!
Rose: I think that was my own!
Rosie: No, it's not.
Rose: I'm pretty sure that was my own.
Rosie: No, it's not your own! Everybody knows it!
Rose: I'm pretty sure I made that up. I'm claiming it.
Rosie: Listen -- you're like the person in school who claimed they invented gel pens.
Rose: I did invent gel pens.
Rosie: Oh my god!
"Loser, loser, double loser
As if, whatever, get the picture
Suckerrrr"
Rose: I think I was probably a loser.
Rosie: Do you?
Rose: Well yeah, probably. Well I don't know, what do you think?
Rosie: No.
Rose: I didn't have a lot of friends in school, but I wasn't unpopular by any means.
Rosie: I think out of all the losers, I don't think you were like [makes face]
Rose: Oh no, I wasn't like a loser,
I mean it depends what defines 'loser'. I mean I personally stuck up for all my values...
I didn't do drugs, and I didn't excessively drink...
And I didn't sleep around -- not that there's anything wrong with all of those things, it's just not me....
and I stuck by that [Rosie: You weren't peer pressured.] and when my friends slash cohort...
decided to do all that, I used to watch out when they were smoking and doing drugs...
That was my role, but do you know what, technically that was quite loserish...
Because I didn't want to be there and it was only until Year Eleven,
that I thought do you know what?
"Cancel my subscription, I'm over your issues."
Then I found some academic friends. [licks finger] Zing!
Rosie: I've got an example of some shade as well
But this is like age old so it's not juicy.
Rose: Did we ever shade each other on -- Oh, I did once, actually.
Rosie: Yeah you did.
Rose: I used to shade you on Tumblr.
Rose: Oh no, remember when you shaded me on Tumblr real bad in 2012
when I read your diary? And you kept posting --
Rosie: DiarieS!
Rose: I only read your diary, no offence but get over it!
Rosie: One time, I was talking to a Youtuber and they were...
bitching about another Youtube so hard...
Rose: To your face?
Rosie: To me, yeah, to me. I didn't say anything...
Rosie: Actually, I think I kind of agreed but the thing is...
[Rose laughing] Rosie: But let me tell you something. Rose: That's very different from what you just said
Rosie: Yeah, no, do you know what? I think I agreed but the thing is...
Rosie: The thing is, I've been very public about not liking this person, so it's fine...
Rosie: Like it's not two-faced if you're like "yeah, I don't like you"
Rose: She followed me the other day and not you
Rosie: No, this is not what I'm talking about, [Rose: Okay.]
Rosie: And they bitched and bitched and bitched about this person, right?
Rosie: And I was like "okay,"
...and they were like "I hate this person,
Rosie: I hate them!" and I was like "Okay, like chill, whatever"
...and then liked and commented on all the photos and started tweeting them publicly
...and so I couldn't believe it!
Rosie: Literally it was the day after -- like the morning after [Rose: It's true!]
Rosie: And so then I tweeted something -- which is probably still there -- it was like
[Rose: Sub-tweet!] Rosie: This was like 2013,
...I was like "Wow, what a bitch. Like, literally bitching about someone and then kissing their ass publicly."
...and that person texted me like, "Were you throwing shade?"
...and I was like, "Yeah."
And they were like, "Was it about me?" and I was like...
"You know it was about you! You're texting me!"
[Both: And then, they said "I'm crying right now,"]
Rosie: And I was like,
[crying sfx]
Rosie: "Well, don't bitch about someone, and then follow them on Instagram, comment on all their photos...
...tweet them, like their -- Ugh!
...and I was like, "You're just a bitch!"
Rosie: It was warning bells for me, I don't like people who do that.
Rosie: See, this is the way I stand. There are some people in the world I don't like -- naturally
Rosie: No one likes everyone in the world [Rosie To Rose: Not you.]
Rosie: It used to be Jennifer Aniston but I've gotten over it.
But then don't be like, "Oh, I'll add you on Instagram and tell you how fit you are...
...if I literally spent an hour last night saying I hated you."
That's just bitchy.
Rose: I've got a few things to say.
I really hate Youtubers that start a channel and just react to other Youtubers...
...and just put them down constantly and say how shit they are [Rosie: Mm, yeah]
It's like, if you wanna start a Youtube channel,
...why don't you try being creative, rather than shit all over people who are actually giving it a go
Why don't you just shut your fucking face hole?
A lot of things online are really starting to grind my Gs at the moment...
You know, you being one of them you're in every video. But that's fine, I've made my peace....
Rosie: Today's the kind of day that I could go to Asda and everyone in the car doesn't let us out,
...and everyone's annoying, and we're trying to back into a car parking space and people are just staring, and just annoying
Rose: Yeah, I feel that.
So, today, also in my free time, I thought I would play on the anagram generator...
...and while I was there on the internet, I just put in some random names
...but I started with Amy Ordman. Rosie: Okay. [Rose laughs] Rose: 'A randy mom'!
...and then I put in Shannon Beveridge and 'Engraved shinbone' came up.
Rosie: Oh my god, she should a tattoo on her shinbone.
Rose: Why?
Rosie: Because then she's got an engraved shinbone.
Rose: So she'd just get her name on her engraved shinbone.
Rosie: Right. Rose: 'Shannon Beveridge', and people would be like "oh, what's the meaning of that tattoo?
Rose: Isn't that just your name?", and she could be like...
"Yeah, but it's on a place where it's also the anagram of my name."
Rose: Would you ever drink a stranger's breast milk for clickbait?
Rosie: It depends what that stranger ate -- if they ate a healthy diet.
[laughing] Rose: Would you not drink it 'cause it's dairy?
Rosie: No I would -- it depends if they --
Rose: Is it dairy?
Rosie: It's not dairy. Dairy comes from a cow.
Rose: No, dairy's milk.
Rosie: No, dairy comes from a cow.
Rose: Okay, okay, I need to do a poll right here right now:
Is breast milk dairy?
Rosie: No, it's not! If they drink dairy, then it's got dairy in it --
Rose: But dairy is every kind of milk!
Rosie: No it's not!
Rose: You don't even know, you don't drink it, how would you know?
Rosie: It's not, because this is a common mistake, right...
Loads of people think eggs are dairy, they're not.
Eggs come from chickens. Dairy comes from --
Rose: I'm not talking about eggs.
[raises hand] Rosie: I did Food Technology and it was the only thing I learned....
[Rose high-fives Rosie's hand] High five!
[Rose laughing]
Rose: Down low. [high five]
Rosie: Oh, I was gonna go "too slow", but I was too slow!
Rosie: What else grinds your Gs?
Rose: When people call it 'Food Technology'.
Rosie: That's what it's called -- 'Food Tech'.
[sarcastically] Rose: Oh really, what's the technical aspect of food?
Rosie: The cooking.
Rose: Oh yeah.
Rosie: What was your technology?
Rose: I did DT.
Rose: I did DT as well!
Rose: What does that stand for?
Rosie: Design and Technology.
Rose: Oh, right.
Rose: I can't remember what I made.
Rose: Oh yes I do! It was the Chrysler Building in the form of a desk light.
Rose: I got an A* for it.
Rose: My Dad made it. [laughs]
Rosie: Shall I call some drama?
Rose: No!
Rosie: Shall I be like,
Rosie: "Ugh, when you say you're gonna be the sperm donor and then you pull out at the last minute. Literally!"
Rose: How many steps have you done today?
Rosie: Um, more than you I think.
Rose: How many?
Rosie: 4120.
Rose: How've you done 1000 more steps than me? You got up an hour later than me!
Rosie: It's not very good actually, because I'd normally do 5000 by 12.
[smugly] Rose: Have you scratched your Fitbit though?
Rosie: You know the answer. "When someone asks you if you've scratched your Fitbit when they already know the answer." [sips tea]
Rose: "When someone claims to be even more active than their partner and then their Fitbit justifies their claim --"
Rose: "When someone says they're not dating anyone else and then you arrive at their apartment and then he's there."
Rosie: I didn't say I wasn't dating --
Rose: He answered the door!
Rosie: I know, he was really annoying, I thought about that the other day,
...and I thought he did that on purpose.
Rose: Why did he answer your door?
Rosie: I dunno.
Rosie: Did he answer --
Rose: You were in the bedroom and then you said to me that you were "just giving him the tour".
[saltily] Rose: I bet you were giving him a tour.
Rosie: "When someone says it's okay for you to see other people, and so you see other people and then they're annoying about it for the rest of your marriage."
Rose: "When you tell someone you don't wanna sleep with them anymore, hoping that they'll get the hint and want you more and fight for you, and then they don't."
Rosie: "When someone says they don't wanna sleep with you anymore, and you respect their decision. And they're angry that you take their desires seriously."
Rose: Do you know what's really funny?
[Rosie interrupting] Oh, my fart smells.
Rose: Alright guys, that's it from Rosie and I. We are officially out of our bad moods!
Rosie: Yeah, I'm actually out of my bad mood.
Rose: Me too! Do you know what we should do? Celebrate.
Rose: Go to the 'Home' section of Asda and splurge a fiver.
Rosie: Oh my god no, not even five. Be like £2.98 [Rose: Oh shit, that's good!]
Rosie: Get a tiny plant pot.
Rose: That is good! Alright guys, we'll see you this time next week. Take care of yourself, byeee!
[Rosie blows a kiss] Bye!
Rosie: Would you let me fart in your mouth for a million pounds?
Rose: Yeah.
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