oh
come on you call this an ensemble get it
together girl
do not call me that
what why i mean like girl with the u
girl
not like you're uh
okay
um so hey why don't we dust this off and
you take me to the mall and pick me up
some eyeshadow just like the old days
huh you're so good with color
yeah i don't think i'm leaving the house
till college but thanks
listen i get it
i really do
with what happened with tanner i know
that you didn't get to come out to me in
the way that you wanted to
we didn't get to have our extra special
mother-son lifetime movie moment
i know that
you don't want to go out tonight right
i got a plan b
did you know
that webflex has an entire gay and
lesbian section
blew my mind okay milk i got milk it's
about a gay mare
boys don't cry now this is a girl that
wants to be a boy
that's a tricky one brokeback mountain
that's the cowboys
and something called
short balls oh short bus
short bus
so which one you want to pop in first
huh
probably the cowboys right that one's
safe