Donald Trump truly has perfected the Grif that keeps on Gring.
And he is now selling a book.
Actually, it's a bundle.
I'll give him credit.
It's a bundle, not just a book, but he's selling it to his supporters for the low, low price
of $999 and 99 cents.
So basically a thousand dollars and you get his, uh, book that came out at the end of
last year.
It's called our journey together.
Uh, and as far as I can tell from this, I don't have a physical copy of it, but I've
seen it online.
It's a picture book, right?
Pictures, cuz that's what Trump likes.
It's a bunch of pictures.
Um, and it's, you know, pictures of inauguration, pictures of the administration, traveling,
meeting foreign leaders, doing all kinds of fun stuff while he was president.
That's our journey together, all of these wonderful pictures and the little bitty captions
for a thousand dollars.
But Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's more, not only do you get a copy of our journey together, but it will be signed
by president Donald Trump himself.
And if that's not enough to get you interested in this deal, then how about we throw in a
mega hat and a copy of Don Jr's book, liberal privilege.
Yeah, this basically does sound like a, uh, TV infomercial at this point.
Here's what Donald Trump sent out recently on truth social and, and I hate, I didn't
make it print out this big.
I feel like my grandmother here, so I'm sorry, but he, he sent out on truth social recently,
he says, great news.
We have a special edition of our journey together.
Each one is hand signed by me.
Very limited edition.
They won't last long for a thousand dollars.
You get our journey together signed, you get liberal privilege from Don junior and you
get a mega hat, sorry, you get a mega hat right there for a thousand dollars.
So here's what I did folks, as much as I despise the mag of folks out there that might waste
a thousand dollars on this.
I did you a favor.
Our journey together right now is listed on Amazon at uh, $67 and 49 cents.
Liberal privilege is listed on Amazon at $20 and 86 cents.
Mega hats can be found online for as low as $8 and 99 cents.
But if you go to the official Trump store, they're 50 bucks a pop.
So even if we take it at the most expensive, those are the three items in this thousand
dollars bundle.
The total cost would be $138 and 35 cents.
If you went out and bought all these things individually.
So Trump is charging his supporters $861 and 64 cents for his autograph.
That's the Grif, right?
You take the cost of the materials, the markup for the signature subtract the difference.
$861 and 64 cents is what you're paying for Donald Trump to scribble his illegible signature
on a book.
If you've got it, I guess, why not?
Right?
Why not go get your signed copy of Donald Trump's stupid little picture book, you know,
as the saying goes a fool in their money or soon parted and Donald Trump better probably
than anybody else on this planet understands that because he has found every way humanly
possible to separate fools from their money and it, he is good at it.
You know, I won't give Trump credit for anything other than the fact that he is probably the
greatest conman grifter that we have ever seen in this country.
Nobody has done it like him.
Nobody can match this, right?
What other politician do you know of that could pull off crap like this?
And I guarantee you, he is gonna sell out.
I guarantee.
I mean, I don't mean like, oh, I'm gonna sell out.
He is, but he'll sell out of these.
Like his mega freak folks will in fact, shell out a thousand dollars for this garbage, you
know, they'll, they'll put it on their credit cards.
If they have to they'll make monthly payments.
If they have to whatever they have to do to get the book because they love him that much.
And Donald Trump in the meantime is laughing all the way to the bank as his supporters,
mortgaged their future.
Just for a tiny piece of overpriced Trump memorabilia.